Running With a Fox for Friday Flash Fics, by Jeff Baker. April 24, 2020.

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When He Reached The Town-O

By Jeff Baker

 

There was no moon, just a starry sky. Dark, the way the Fox liked it. He smiled to himself; with any luck there would be rabbit or egg or fowl for his den tonight as he raced across the field towards the edge of the town. There was a farm near the town where they did not always guard their stock, and that made it a fox’s larder. He heard and smelled a young mouse run across his path. Carless! It would become a mouse-morsel except the Fox could see the dark bulk of the barn and farmhouse ahead. He stopped and sniffed the air and listened.

The soft rustle and murmur of nesting hens. Distant sounds from the town. No other noises other than the rustle of leaves and grass. The Fox quickly squeezed under the wire fence around the small yard around the chicken coop. It would have to be quick; find a hen, a sharp, quick bite, the quick removal of the hen amid the noise and a quick run into the dark with his meal for the night.

The Fox was stealthily approaching the dark of the henhouse when there was a stirring and fluttering in the air in front of him. In the dark he could make out a form slightly larger than a hen; birdlike, with a beak, spread wings that glinted with color and a long tail that swished back and forth like a snake.

“I am Echeveriagallinapotel,” it said. Not in the tongue of the hens or the foxes, but understood plainly nonetheless. “I am the Protector-Lord of this flock. Who dares approach to feast of their flesh?”

“I, the Fox,” he said. “I seek what is mine, by the law of the land. I ask only a meal to fill my belly.”

“The laws of your land are not the laws of mine,” the bird-snake thing said “My brethren and I felt the blood of sacrifices spill on the land. It is consecrated to us. When those who worshipped us moved north, we moved with them. Who are you to claim the land?”

“My ancestors roamed here when yours were confined to the lands near the Equator,” the Fox said. “We know the grasses and the winds here. Our name is spoken in hushed whispers in this land’s nests and burrows. We are a part of its smells; the flash of our tails in the dusk is a sight well-known here. The taste of hens and mice is part our being. We claim the right to eat, as any creature does.”

“You seek what is under my protection,” the bird-snake thing said. “This I cannot allow.”

“I do not recognize your authority,” the Fox said, carefully eying the bird-snake thing’s beak. It was curved and sharp. “And I claim a hen as tribute.”

“You have not earned tribute,” Echeveriagallinapotel said, clicking his beak and fluttering his wings.

“I have earned it by raising my kits and providing for them. And by being a part of the non-human community here. We were here before humans, we will be here after,” the Fox said.

The bird-snake thing flapped its wings and clicked its beak. The Fox glared and barred his teeth.

The bird-snake thing began to swell and grow before the Fox’s eyes. The beak clicked menacingly, the Fox noticed, for the first time, a sharp spike at the end of the serpent tail.

“Hear me, intruder!” Echeveriagallinapotel said, voice booming. “I defend those in my protectorate! I will tear your flesh and strew it along the ground! You will become food for other flocks! Mine are sacred and eat of the grains, not the lesser animals!”

There are times to fight, the Fox thought, and times to retreat. This was the latter. The Fox quickly fled the way he came and was soon skirting the houses near the edge of town. There would be a rabbit or a mouse or some unwary bird. And they would not have protectors. He would not go hungry.

The Fox sniffed the air.

 

—end—

 

 

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Something for Shakespeare’s Birthday by Jeff Baker (April 23, 1564.)

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People are celebrating Shakespeare’s Birthday (probably April 23, 1864) in this strangest of years. Shakespeare himself lived in strange, dangerous times, so I think this is appropriate. My offering of fiction here is something of an alternate history, riffing on a real event touched on in one of the Bard’s most famous plays (and a favorite of mine!)

                                    The Siege of Agincourt

By Jeff Baker

 

“So you won’t produce it?”

“Won’t produce it?” I said. “The Players won’t even go near it!”

“Why?” Will asked. “Be you afraid this play be treason?”

“Nay! It be boring! Worst fear for any player!” I said. “I’d rather face the French myself than go before a crowd hungry for fresh-cooked goose and give them dry grass such as this!”

“But ‘tis true to life! I have read the accounts of Bedford! And of Salisbury, who was with Henry ‘till his deathbed in 1453!” Will said.

“True to life and boring! Henry V was a poor king and a poor strategist! He lost to the French, who pushed him back, and had it not been for the Channel and the grace of God we would have been French these hundred-and-sixty years!” I said.

“Henry was a man of great mercy, and I show him thusly!” Will said. “The weight of decision! The true mark of a King! He could have slain the French prisoners right there on the battlefield, instead he let them live…”

“Live to realize they outnumbered Henry’s exhausted forces and thus grabbing up the weapons strewn on the battlefield joined in again and caught them off-guard and sent the survivors running.” I said. “Now if you could find why the French did not follow Henry’s forces in their retreat all the way to England and begin to conquer the island, you might have something.”

“But…” Will began. I cut him off.

“The British audience is not ready to re-live the bitter history of a King running tail between his legs to Monmouth, or of an emboldened France beginning an empire which now runs to the very coast of Africa.” I said.

“So, what do I do with the play?” Will asked.

“Burn it, but save one man from the conflagration. This Oldcastle,” I mused. “Ignore young Hal and make Oldcastle the central figure. There’s a play in that with wenches and drink and merriment which will pull the crowds in, mark what I say.”

 

—end—

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Progress Report, April 21-22, 2020 by Jeff Baker

Got started earlier in the evening (before midnight!) and plotted out and wrote up some of a story I’ve been meaning to do for about twenty years; I think I even have part of the beginning plotted out/written out in a notebook.

Also wrote some of a scene (and the ending) of the longer Bryce Going story I’ve been working on.

Probably going to plot a little more!

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Short Progress Report, for April 21, 2020 by Jeff Baker

Managed to do a few paragraphs on a couple of stories. And actually rewrote the opening of one of them.

That’s all!

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More Progress Reports, Jeff Baker, April 20, 2020.

The planned daily (or near-daily) writing progress report has good news tonight (or early this morning—I keep odd hours!)

I finished this week’s Friday Flash Fics story, and it looks good! I also worked on the major story I started about a month ago; I think that it’s one where I’ll wind up with a first draft that will need a major overhaul. I also worked on the story mentioned yesterday (“Me and Eddie Birnbocker…”) and it is going very well and looks good, even if I’m not writing a page a night!

Lastly, to my surprise, I wrote a bit and plotted out some of a story called “The Prophecy of Hosea,” which features Bryce Going, who shows up in about six of the flash fiction stories. I’ve been wanting to do some longer stories in this series and maybe publish a collection some day. The story is going better than I expected, and I worked out if not an ending, the major plot point of the story. If I do submit it, probably it will be with another title: the first story was called “The Flight Into Egypt” (I’d been reading about that and a painting about the Biblical story) and so I used the imagery for subsequent titles. The finished stories have a Manly Wade Wellman feel, mixed with some magical realism.

Phew! That, and this entry, are a lot for tonight! Signing off!

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Finishing Stuff; a Progress Report by Jeff Baker, 4/19/20. (Note; I haven’t finished anything!)

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April 19, 2020

I promised myself a long time ago that I wouldn’t start any new story until I’d finished what I was working on. Largely, I’ve kept to that, except for a few starting paragraphs that I typed up and filed, and a few longer starts of projects likewise filed away. With the current “Great Pause” (as Scott Coatsworth calls it) I have more time to write. So I’ve promised myself that I’ll try to work on something every day and start finishing this backlog. That’s about fifteen unfinished stories on the list so far!

Tonight (okay, early this morning) I wrote up about 140 words on a science fiction story I’d started almost exactly two years ago. Hopefully, I’ll be able to finish it and some others and will recount the progress here. And hopefully, I’ll write more mysteries! (I’ve been neglecting that!)

Henry Kuttner told young Ray Bradbury not to describe his stories while he was working on them, save the energy for writing the stories; you get more written that way. I have agreed, to the extent that I don’t even give out the titles. But I will here, because I’m starting something and even if I don’t work on this one later on today (or tomorrow) I want to note the title here:

“Me and Eddie Birnbocker In the Grass, In the Dark.”

Watch this space for future progress!

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When the Red, Red Robin…Friday Flash Fics by Jeff baker for April 17, 2020.

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When the Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob Bobbin’ Along

By Jeff Baker

“Okay, listen. I’m just glad there’s reception out here and this thing is charged. Yes, I told him to go take a flying leap. Then I told him to drop me off somewhere. So he dropped me by the side of the road. No, I’m not in town, I’m down the road of someplace called Lugnut, Arizona. No, that’s not such a strange name; they used to have a town called Truth or Consequences. Yes, I’m in the desert. I’m okay, I’m on the highway. I’ve got a bottle of water. I just passed a sign, Lugnut is about five miles away. Yes, that’s where we drove out from. We stayed at their motel last night. Yes, they had bathrooms.

Why? Well, he’s a total schmuck! Honest to God I don’t know why I ever went out with him in the first place, let alone lived with him for a year and a half. And the last few months we were about as chummy as Regis Philbin and Kim-Joong-Whatsisname. And he expected me to do his laundry. I could tell because he left the dirty stuff there on the floor of my apartment. And that’s MY apartment! My name’s on the lease, my money pays the bills. What? Why was I out here with him? Well, I had to go to Phoenix, and you know I won’t fly and my car’s in the shop so we took his and we…well, it’s really not that bad a drive from L.A. to…Well, not if you drive fast. Anyway, when he gets back to the apartment he’s going to find his stuff outside, the locks changed and this big, burly…you remember Kitty Doyle’s brother? The wrestler? Yeah, him. He’ll find the wrestler and his stuff in front of the door. Outside. Yes, I’m kicking him out! I don’t think he’ll notice! Yeah!

Anyway, this town was founded by some guy who wanted to build a big diner with a car repair place right on the highway. Location, location, location, wasn’t that what we learned in business class? Well, anyway somebody started calling it Lugnut, even though he wanted to call it Oasis. Yeah, it’s all in this brochure we got at the motel. Hey, can you drive out and pick me up tomorrow? You’re in Rhode Island? Okay, I’ll call a cab. To L.A. Or take a bus. Yes, I can afford it but I’ll charge it to him, he’s got it coming! Yeah. Anyway, when I heard that…”

 

–end–

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Along Comes a Steampunk Spider. April 2020’s Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Story by Jeff Baker

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Note: The prompts for the April Flash Fiction Draw Challenge (thanks Cait Gordon!) were a steampunk story involving a spider set at an apothecary. I send my thanks to Jan Grape for her input and suggestions which made the story better.

The Case of the Apothecary’s Image

(A Lord Julliam Story)

By Jeff Baker

 

Grahame Edgemire was almost dozing as the spider-cart swayed slightly as it traveled through the London streets. He thought he could hear Big Ben chiming two in the afternoon blending with the steady tic-tic-tic-tic of the cart’s tall, metal legs and the gentle whirring of the gears as his husband, Andrew Edgemire, Lord Julliam, studied the urgent summons that had appeared in the morning mail. The bell had rung as the cap had rushed into the house through the airtube. He had smiled as Lord Julliam had recalled the old joke from their boyhood: “Breaking Wind; parcels are here!”

The letter, when they opened the metal capsule had been simple and compelling:

Lord Julliam

Urgent. Apothecary Shop on Letting Road. Today. Afternoon.

Ad Hoc Nominum.

The letter was unsigned. Nonetheless, Lord Julliam quickly put some items in his valise and insisted that Grahame accompany him.

“If I have not mistaken things, it should be someone you would wish to meet,” Lord Julliam had said, holding up the letter. “The incorrect Latin phrase is a sort of calling card, And I doubt he would have summoned me if he were not desperate.”

The spider cart had stopped in front of a small, brick building with an ancient sign: Brewster & Son: Apothecary. Its spindly, thin legs retracted, lowering the basket the two men had ridden in nearer to the ground. Stepping out onto the pavement. Lord Julliam grabbed Grahame’s hand for a moment and smiled. They had actually been wedded only four years, during the intermedium of Princess Mary before King Charles V had taken the throne and Parliament had sought to render such marriages illegal, following the “Scandalous Conduct” of Mary’s Great Uncle Charles IV early in the century. When the vote in Parliament had gone in favor of (as the Times put it) “Man’s Marriage,” they were among those who had decided to make their relationship official. Still, not everyone in Greater London was as accepting, so they were careful with their displays of affection.

The inside of the shop was small and smelled of herbs. Nonetheless, Grahame noted some of the most modern-looking formulas in jars lining the walls.

“Andrew!” the middle-aged man behind the counter said with a broad smile. He was plump and mustachioed, and contrasted with the two men who were tall and slender, owing to a good deal of running, especially following the events of the Runaway Rail-Tube.

“Wonderful to see you again,” Lord Julliam said. “John, this is my husband, Grahame. This is John Copley, a friend of mine from University. Named after our late monarch.”

“It is an honor,” Copley said shaking Grahame’s hand with a sincerely warm look in his eyes. He did not seem to be the same sort of foolish wastrel as John III, who had been called “Ruddy John.”

“After University, I went on to my pursuits of analysis of human actions and the elements of criminality. John here took over the family business. In response to your quizzical look; the ‘Brewster’ on the shop name is that of his Grandfather and Uncle.” Lord Julliam said with a smile. “When he is curious or puzzled, his left eye squints ever so slightly.”

“I must come right to the point,” Copley said. “It is my own nephew, himself a Brewster, and my employee who is in trouble. He is being blackmailed and has turned to me for help. Financial help. He has been caught in an…indiscretion.”

“Of what sort?” Lord Julliam asked.

“With a married woman,” Copley said. “And there is proof of their dalliance, proof acquired here in this very shop where they believed they were alone.” He opened a drawer and took out a stiff square of cardboard. On the cardboard, clearer than any painting or drawing were a man and woman in a fleeting embrace and kiss.

“A Magnus Process print” Lord Julliam breathed. “They are rare and expensive to produce.”

“This was taken through the back window, I believe.” Copley said. “You can see part of the window-frame there,” He pointed at a white line at the bottom of the picture. “And the clock on the wall displays the time: ten-fifteen in the morning.”

“This print is a rare thing, Grahame,” Lord Julliam said, handing his husband the square. “Especially rare because it is a fake.”

“Fake?” They both blurted out the word at once.

“Precicely!” Lord Julliam said, his eyes twinkling. “Can you tell me how I know, Grahame?”

“I can tell you why,” Copley said angrily. “Brewster was imploring me for my help, to pay an imaginary blackmail so Brewster could take the money for himself!”

“And the picture?” Grahame asked.

“The Magnus Process is not only expensive it is time-consuming,” Lord Julliam explained. “The subjects would have to stand stock still for several minutes. The notion of a quick image, capturing a second in time is impossibility at this time. That told me clearly that the print had been posed. The clock’s hands would also have been blurred had they not stopped the clock to identify the time, hoping nobody was familiar enough with the process to realize that it was all faked.” He smiled again, this time directly at Copley. “You are fortunate to have called me, young Brewster may well have talked you out of a good deal more money than he initially said he needed.”

“All he has talked himself into is loss of his current situation,” Copley said angrily.

As the spider-cart headed home, Lord Julliam spoke softly.

“We should consider ourselves fortunate, that we have never been such as young Brewster.”

“Indeed,” Grahame said. “I always consider myself most fortunate indeed.”

 

—end—

 

 

 

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Voyage Into Doubt: Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker, April 11, 2020.

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Wanderer’s Bay

By Jeff Baker

We’d traded our sloop in on something with an engine and had spent about a day fishing in the open sea. I guess that was my Stepdad’s idea of “bonding,” and it largely worked. Then the fog rolled in and our engine cut out. After about ten minutes of trying, my Stepdad gave up on starting it and swore under his breath. I had just turned fifteen and hadn’t started driving, let alone working on engines. We tried the radio but all we got was static. This was a few decades before cellphones, but I have a feeling those wouldn’t have worked either.

My stepdad smiled and suggested we break out the oars. We had oars, but I could tell he was worried. I was fishing around in my pockets for my compass when we heard someone call out “Hullo!”

We looked there and saw another ship sitting there in the fog. There was a name on the bow. I couldn’t read it; it was in some foreign script, like maybe Russian.

“Can you help us?” my stepdad asked. “Our engine won’t start, and we’re stuck out here.”

“Don’t know much about engines, but maybe we can pull you back to shore,” The man in the other boat was tall and sunburned, with dark curly hair. “We’re the Swift Traveler by the way.

“We’re the In Doubt,” my stepdad told him.

The man on the Swift Traveler nodded and turned to his crew.

“Autolycus, get the rope over there. Ancaeus, prepare to get this ship back to port.”

A young man pulled off his shirt and shoes and jumped into the water and quickly swam the distance between the two ships, rope between his teeth which he tied to the In Doubt. He then swam back as if he’d been born to the water. When he climbed back aboard the Swift Traveler, the man gave a few orders and their ship started moving, pulling us along with it. In a few minutes we saw the rocky outcropping that marked the entrance to Wanderer’s Bay. We hadn’t been far. The Swift Traveler pulled us back and once we were safely docked, the crew of the Swift Traveler waved and the ship began to head out to sea. My stepdad and I waved.

“Thanks! I’m Ed, this is Sean,” my stepdad called out.

“Jason,” the man in the other ship called out.

We watched them go, their engines as silent as any I’d ever heard.

Gus, the man who ran the shop on the dock listened to our story and said we were lucky someone showed up to pull us in.

“I wouldn’t want to be stuck out there,” he said. “The sea around Wanderer’s Bay is supposed to be haunted. From time to time, old ships and sailors have been seen in the area. Some from long ago.”

I didn’t believe any of that, but one night decades later I looked up some of the names I remembered and what came up was “See; Argonauts.”

 

—end—

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Futuristic High-Rise for Friday Flash Fics, April 2, 2020, by Jeff Baker.

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Exeunt From A Silver High Rise: A Gentlewoman Steps Forward

By Jeff Baker

 

Author’s Note: This week’s picture, a futuristic tower, made me think of a corporate high-rise and The Jetsons. And I’d been thinking of Shakespeare and wanted to combine the two. Instead, I cut to the Shakespearean epilogue. (The story is in there somewhere!) —jsb 4/1/20

 

Behold! Our play is ended! Our victories won, our losses lost.

Yet our players may find that all they sought is not worth all the work!

Office politics is still the same, be it in this far-off century or your own.

Young Felix sought as his reward the approv’l of his Parent

Mighty in his front office, yet Felix exiled to begin in the basement

Home of wand’ring dreams and also a stand-in for the Underworld

(In plays with a trapdoor on the stage!)

Success be Felix’s after much trial, and Romance as well

A trail of loves in every gender and broken hearts

Strewn across the corporate ladder

Title this play then, Labour’s Love Lost

Or The Cold Young Man Alone In His Tower

But it is not a tale of woe for all

For, in truth, it is we, the nameless, faceless bit players

Who fill coffee; bring mail and stock food carts

Who do survive all turmoil unscath’d, and live to live another day

And allow others to claw and scratch

And you, our audience need not fight

For this strange place with its familiar themes has closed for now

Hasten as we turn out the lights.

 

—end—

(With apologies to Wm Shakespeare.)

 

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