
Storehouse
by Mike Mayak
The First Lord of Apes stared at the members of the Council of Primates assembled there in the stable. Chimps, Gorillas, Orangutans. The entire gamut of Primtes. They listened to the First Lord of Apes because he was bigger than they were.
He paced back and forth in front of the trough of hay as he spoke.
“I have called you all here because someone has robbed the Shared Storehouse. Taken without asking.”
“What was taken,” the Oldest Orangutan asked. “A jar of your precious grubs?”
There was general laughter from the assembled groups and their leaders. Representatives rarely traveled alone, and they generally regarded the storehouse as being for the First Lord of Apes’ private use unless you groveled.
The First Lord of Apes glared. He did not like being laughed at, even though the chimps would laugh at anything.
“This is a serious matter,” the First Lord of Apes said. “The last bunch of bananas was stolen. A big bunch.”
The chimps began to titter. The Prince of Chimps raised a hand.
“Great Sir,” the Prince of Chimps asked. “You do know that bananas grow wild in the trees near the river?”
“And on the trees down by the lake!” Laughed the other chimps. “And in the trees by the road!”
The first Lord of Apes growled. He suspected the chimps of the thievery. By Hanuman, he suspected everybody. But the chimps would have brazenly brought the banana peels to throw at him, had they been guilty.
“We shall know,” said Oldest Orangutan, “when we find what manner of strength was used to batter open the storeroom door. We have all seen it, how thick it is. One of the larger primates or a group of the smaller ones could have forced their way in.” He eyed the chimps suspiciously.
“The doors were not damaged,” the First Lord of Apes said. “The intricate system of locks I devised were undone and opened.”
There was a murmur among the primates. Even the chimps were subdued in wonder.
“I shall now ask the heads of each group in the Council in turn what they know of the theft.” The First Lord of Apes narrowed his eyes. “And who they suspect.”
“It sounds to me that what was stolen was your pride,” said the Chief of the Gorillas.
“Yes, your secure storehouse is not as secure as you said it was,” said the Prime Minister of the Monkeys. “Is it?”
The Queen of the Rhesus Monkeys stood up with all her dignity.
“We may need a new leader,” she said.
At this statement, chaos erupted in the stable. Chittering, yelling and growling. The First Lord of the Apes doing most of the yelling. The chimps jumping up and down, one of them swinging from the rafters of the stable, another rolling in the trough of hay. An orangutan was arguing with the Queen of the Rhesus Monkeys whose bodyguards shifted uncomfortably on their feet and looked from side to side. A clump of feces flew through the air over the heads of the assembly. One of the monkeys was screaming for order.
Far from the stable, in the thick branches of an ancient tree, hidden from sight, a primate sat and gorged himself on the stolen bananas. Eating them all at once might make him sick. He didn’t care.
He told himself he was celebrating his stealth and dexterity which enabled him to raid the storehouse the First Lord of Apes believed to be impregnable. The storeroom the lithe, nearly-hairless primate would now consider to be his as well.
He smiled. The others considered his kind to be beneath their notice. He finished off the last banana and headed on his way.
He was Man.
—end—
The draws for the June 2026 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge were: A Mystery, set in a Stable involving a Bunch of Bananas. I must have been channeling Rudyard Kipling a little bit when this came out of me. Hope you liked it! —-mike










