Rocket Summer 2026! A Reading Report Extra, from Jeff Baker. Blast-off! (July 31, 2026)

Rocket Summer 2026 a Reading Report Extra

from Jeff Baker

The cover depicts “Git Along” by De Camp. The lizard on top is wearing a cowboy hat…

“Rocket Summer” is being done by a lot of Book Tubers on You Tube, a reading event started by Michael K. Vaughn where this year we are reading Science Fiction, usually the classic stuff, especially from the Fifties and before. I don’t always do these reading events, but this time I am, mainly to read some things I haven’t but should. So, I decided to finally read L. Sprague de Camp’s collection “The Continent Makers,” his stories of the “Viagens Interplanetarias” which I got about 25 years ago. (NOTE: Written in the ‘50s it is basically ‘30s-style Sword-and-Planet Space Opera with hints of sex. My copy came out in the 70s and the blurb calls it “One of the great mind-blowing SF flights of all time.” As well as “Destination: Future Shock!” Promising a 70s mind-trip, which is like promising them “The Monkees” and showing them “The People’s Choice.” These stories are good but they aren’t 60s trippy stuff!)

And I couldn’t find my copy of the paperback at first! So I looked up ISFD and grabbed a couple of books I had that have a couple of the stories and read from them!

First off: The Galton Whistle” (by de Camp.) Great fun, perfect descriptions of the alien world. I thought I knew where the plot was going (I’ve read a lot of de Camp!) but I was wrong! The hero has a clever plan (very scientific of course!) and then there is some derring do and swordplay.

And I read the story in Gardner Dozois’ 1990s anthology “The Good Old Stuff” which has a Murray Leinster story I’ve been meaning to read, so that is fortuitous!

Out of “The Best Of L. Sprague de Camp” I read “The Inspector’s Teeth,” another Viagens tale. This is a more deliberate college comedy set in the late 2000s but feeling like the 1920s-College era.

From the paperback of “The Continent Makers,” (Which I finally found!) I read de Camp’s “Summer Wear.” Think of it as a 1930s black and white movie set on a spaceship instead of a train. It involves the fashion industry, their representatives and some skulduggery with sample cases. All going to the Planet Osiris. (All at less-than-light-speed with no hyperspace because de Camp didn’t believe in that. Which actually enhances these stories!) The science-fictional touches involving 21st Century locks are nice touches and there’s an additional surprise at the end. Enlivened with de Camp’s humor the stories (he later set some novels in this world) are his only real science fiction/science fantasy series. The attitudes towards women are right out of the 1940s/’50s, the time these stories were written.

There’s a lot of variety in these de Camp stories and he cited “Git Along” as a favorite when he picked it for a Derleth Author’s Choice anthology (“The Outer Reaches,” 1951.) Like “The Sheriff Of Canyon Gulch” (see below) it’s a riff on the then very-popular Western genre, This time the cowboy emulation is instigated by Darius Koshay who has fled arrest from Sol’s solar system to the planet Osiris in the Procyon system.

Here I will mention in a brief Author’s Note to the book, de Camp quickly and concisely explains the well-thought-out background to his Future History.

Koshay figures he has a perfect scam going but then the man he impersonates shows up and I won’t spoil it for you! Again, the avoidance of faster-than-light travel helps the plot along and the comedy works perfectly. (“The Western United States is as civilized as any place! I know because I have been there! They have plumbing, libraries…”) Blended with de Camp’s typical use of foreign words and phrases to make it seem truly like an alien world. (I kept imagining actor John Banner playing Koshay’s rival in this!)

Also from “The Good Old Stuff” I read a Murray Leinster story I’ve been meaning to read: “Exploration Team.” After the two de Camp stories I missed de Camp’s humor in this one initially. And the story was slow going at the beginning but the pace picked up as it went along and I really got into it. An inhospitable planet, an explorer who shouldn’t be there, friendly mutant Kodiak Bears who double as fierce warriors, (and they are needed!) An indescribable and truly alien menace and then a visiting member of a Colonial Survey wondering where the colony went. This leads to a harrowing, adventureous and well-done journey through dangerous territory on a rescue mission.

Leinster was called “the Dean of Science Fiction Writers,” and here he shows why. Fine worldbuilding, entertaining characters a frightening menace and some clever touches make it an entertaining read.

More bears now but of a different kind. Read Poul Anderson and Gordon R. Dickenson’s “The Sheriff Of Canyon Gulch,” the first of their “Hoka” stories. Amazingly, I’ve never read them! I laughed out loud in a couple of places! Every possible stereotype of cowboys and (so help me) “injuns.” But the cowboys are teddy-bear aliens and the indians are lizard people with shootin’ irons on the planet Toka. Courtesy of Earth explorers who left behind western movies and books (long before “Star Trek’s” episode about gangsters.)

In the middle of it all is a hapless Earthman who gets assigned to be their contact with the “Interbeing League.”

It’s all in “The Sound And the Furry: The Complete Hoka Stories,” that SFBC put out 20 years or so ago. Great fun!

And I finally sat down and read Nathaniel Hawthorne’s story “Rappaccini’s Daughter.” It counts as early science fiction (1844!) and is very much Gothic Romance/Horror and was great! Even if I kind of already knew the plot!

And I polished off “Rocket Summer” by reading some more early science-fiction: Guy De Maupassant’s legendary story “The Horla,” in an excellent translation from the French where the prose flows and the descriptions are beautiful.

Contrasting with the story which is a tale of terror as our narrator is shadowed by an invisible something. Or is he delusional? The story never specifies, and it is the human actions in the finale that are really terrifying!

I’ll list the translators in the book, not sure who did “The Horla.” They are: M. Walter Dunne, Dora Knowlton Ranous and W. Bob Holland. My highest regards for their work on this volume.

The book is M. Grant Kellermeyer’s fine Oldstyle Press edition of “The Horla And Others.” https://www.oldstyletales.com/

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Look Out! “Lying In Wait,” Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker. (July 31, 2026)

Lying In Wait

by Jeff Baker

He could just see over the top if he stuck his head up a little. He was blended perfectly with the background.

His tail twitched. He was patient, his tail wasn’t.

He kept looking up the flight of stairs he was hidden on. Behind him, in darkness were boxes, furniture, a bed, sheets, stacks of paper, all sorts of sounds and smells.

Above was more light, smells of food, soft places to sit, places to run and hide.

The prey would come.

He wondered how long before the darkness came. It was already dark outside, soon all the lights would go off inside and it would be quiet.

From outside, he could hear the sounds of nightbirds and the bark of a dog, the roar of an engine. And still silently he waited.

He heard footsteps. He sank down below the step. Angled so he could see over it but his ears were not so prominent. But he knew he blended in.

The half-door opened. He could hop over it, but he preferred lying in wait.

There were footsteps. The tall figure in the flowing robes bent over him.

“There you are, Sweetie!” the figure said, stretching her arms out to pick him up.

“I knew I’d find you here! You like nabbing people’s feet on the stairway, don’t you? You adorable little thing you!”

The figure rubbed his nose with hers. He purred. The figure set him down.

“It’s late now and I’m coming to bed,” the figure said heading up the stairs and switching off the light. “C’mon.”

The last word was almost cooed. He jumped up the stairs and proceeded her into the bedroom, hopping onto the bed.

The figure walked into the room and glanced around at everything. Furnishings, draperies, pictures on the walls. So much the same and now so different these past four years.

She tossed her robe onto the chair and got into the bed, pulling the covers over her pajamas.

He waited until she settled, as always.

“Good night my dearest,” she said, blowing a kiss to the framed photograph on the dresser of her standing next to a tall blonde woman, the two of them looking blissfully happy.

She reached over and stroked his fur.

“You would have liked my Elsie,” she said.

She awitched off the bedside lamp and lay down. In another moment, he padded over to her and leamed up against her, kneading a spot in the blankets with his paws.

In another few minutes they were fast asleep.

—end—

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Drink “At The Red Harvest Inn,” In The Company Of Pirates! Friday Flash Fics as by Mike Mayak. (July 24, 2026.)

At the Red Harvest Inn

by Mike Mayak

Ever afterward, barrels sitting outside a building would make him think of pirates. Not that the name “Red Harvest Inn” didn’t speak of dark doings, but despite his youth, he was only nineteen, he had been a member of a pirate crew for several years. He wasn’t here for food or drink, he was on a mission.

He entered the dark, smoky room, filled with loud talk and songs from the various tables. He went to the bar, eyed the bartender who had the attitude of somebody who had just killed somebody elae and ordered a drink; “Something that won’t make me pass out, I have to think this evening,” he had said earlier.

He sat at the small table, sipped from his mug and glanced around. The usual sort one would find in a place like this, he thought. The usual array of motley arrangements of clothes on one man and those in more conventional seafarer’s garb. Various weapons (“Who here would dare forbid it?” he imagined a tavern owner saying.) Long swords, knives on belts, laying beside their owners on tables or even behind ears. Pistols of every shape and size.

And the customers weren’t all men; several women were in the room. And certainly not all “kept women.” He recognized at least one of the women as the Captain of her own ship. And another lady he recognized, he had heard whispers of was planning to be Captain of the ship she served on if she could get rid of its current Captain.

He sat and sipped in silence. He wasn’t sure he recognized the man he had come here to see. Yellow shirt and long hair, dyed yellow. The man glanced back at him and nodded.

Soon he had moved to the man’s table.

“You serve on the Good Queen Bess,” the man said. It was part statement, part question.

“Yes,” he said. “Since I was fifteen.”

“You want a change is what your message said.” the older man said.

“I want advancement,” he said. “I’m not a damned cabin boy, I’m a sailor. I’ve flown under the pirate flag. I’ve been part of a crew that has raided, pillaged, fought and killed. I’ve done all that. I’ve fired cannons, I’ve boarded ships. I’ve stolen.” He shook his head bitterly. “And after the heat of the moment when an extra pair of hands was necessary I’m shunted into the background to serve meals and clean dishes. And I’ve had enough of it…Sir.”

“You realize what pledging loyalty and fealty to me and my ship would mean?” The older man said. “You would be a traitor to your own…”

“They’re not my own!” His voice rose with anger for a moment, he realized a couple of other customers were looking at him. “I have no ties to them. Not loyalty, not friendship, not anything.” He looked into the older man’s face. “I intend to serve you and your ship and crew, and to rise in the ranks…”

“And become Captain?” The older man said with a smile showing broken teeth.

“Someday, maybe,” he said, not backing down.

“Finish your drink,” the older man said. “And we’ll talk on board ship.”

The older man and the younger man stepped out of the tavern and into the dark street. They had walked only a short distance when the younger man pulled the sword from its uncomfortable hiding place in his pantleg and ran the older man through. He was wiping the blade when he heard the voice; his head jerked up in surprise.

“Very good,” said the man stepping out from behind the trees, followed by several other men. The first man was tall, wearing a yellow shirt and had his hair dyed a matching yellow.

There was a sound behind the younger man and he saw another man step forward out of the darkness, large and holding a sword.

“But you should not assume that every man in a yellow shirt with yellow hair is the one you wanted to kill,” the tall man in yellow said.

He nodded.

In an instant, the younger man was run through and fell to the wooden planks of the dock.

“Make sure he’s dead and take him with us,” the tall man said. “We’ll send him as a present to The Good Queen Bess along with our demands.” He glanced down at the man in the yellow shirt with the yellow hair, the yellow shirt stained with blood. “Pitty about Roger but he served his purpose. Leave him there.”

They picked up the younger man and walked off.

Ever afterward, barrels sitting outside a building would make him think of pirates. Of course, that ever afterward was only a few moments, as it was the last image he saw in his head.

—end—

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Progress Report, June/July 2026 from Jeff Baker. (July 20, 2026.)

Totally floored! I read over a story I’d started in 1999, “A Dinner At Megacles” and realized I only needed to do one descriptive scene in the middle and the first draft would be finished! Now, I just have to revise it a bit and it’ll be ready to send off! (Finished it, sent it off, got rejected, sending it off again!)

Wrote one Queer Sci Fi column, started work on another.

Wrote the weekly and monthly stories.

Started doing what will be a monthly look at the 1973 animated kids show “My Favorite Martians.”

Worked on the novellas I’m wanting to finish and a couple are near ready. Worked on several short stories, including adding a page to one where the market wanted more wordcount.

And, I have been keeping with my New Year’s Resolution of writing four pages a day, even if I don’t always do it. But it’s a serious prompt and somedays I do a page or two, sometimes I do the four or more!

That’s about it for now!

—-jeff baker, july 20, 2026

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Reading Report; June/July 2026 from Jeff Baker. Of River City and Flying Graveyards (July 20, 2026.)

Just under the wire for Julian Hawthorne’s June 22nd birthday I read a chapter in his novella “Kildhurm’s Oak,” which I left off reading a while back. I need to get back into reading him.

Read the monthly offerings by E.H. Timms and the weekly stories (a serial this time!) from Kaje Harper. (She’s planning a new collection! Great news!)

Read J. Scott Coatsworth’s “Flames,” where Alex must talk to his hospitalized partner Gio after a fire puts him in a coma. Having been through something like that I will say Scott has it all perfect. (So perfect I almost didn’t want to continue reading it! But I did.) Scott’s literary sensibilities are on the romantic side and not a second of it feels contrived or mawkish. It’s in his collection “The River City Companion.”

Am doing some reading for the Book Tube “Rocket Summer” event promoting early Science Fiction and I’m going to list those in a separate post later this month.

I got a book on the Filmation TV shows/movies. “Animation By Filmation,” by Michael Swanigan and Darrell McNeil, with an introduction by Lou Scheimer. Been bumming through that.

Read some stories in Crippen & Landru’s Edward D. Hoch collection “The Case Of the Flying Graveyard,” about his Avengers*-like INTERPOL detectives. Read “The Case Of the Musical Bullet” (nifty plot twist.) and several others. Great fun! Hoch was a master of his craft.

I’m bumming through an fine anthology “The Black Fantastic” which will be covered in a Queer Sci Fi column, but I’ll mention here I read the story “The Secret Lives Of the Nine Negro Teeth Of George Washington” by Phenderson Dejeli Clark. The introduction to the anthology calls it “…a compact tour-de-force…” and I can’t improve on that!

And I read “At The Rialto,” by Connie Willis from her collection “Impossible Things.” Not every story mentions Boolean logic, Quantum Theory and May Robson’s performance in “Bringing Up Baby.” Oh well! That’s Hollywood! Isn’t it? (And I actually saw Ms Willis at a convention once! Didn’t get to meet her, I was in a line to meet Robert Silverberg!)

See you next month!

———jeff baker, july 20, 2026

*Footnote: Steed and Mrs. Peel Avengers, not Marvel Comics Avengers.

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They’re Still My Favorite Martians #2; “Life-Style.” Analyzed By Jeff Baker. (July 18, 2026.)

Yes, a few episodes were released on VHS.

They’re Still My Favorite Martians: Life-Style

Reviewed and analyzed by Jeff Baker

Continuing our look at episodes of the 1973 animated Filmation kids show “My Favorite Martians,” a version of the original 1963 series. Today, we look at the episode “Life-Style.”

We see incognito Martian Andy in one of his High School classes during this episode. Of course, he gets into a lot of trouble but it isn’t really his fault. Andy and his classmates (including his “cousin” Katy) are studying the Solar System and are assigned individual reports on one of the planets. Andy is home, levitating a book over to him to do research when he gets in Uncle Martin’s way. Andy starts to explain that it’s a project for school, but Uncle Martin interrupts.

“As a project for school flying books constitute a high hazard risk…” Martin explains, demonstrating by levitating several objects (and the dog Okie-Doakie) around his hidden lab.

With Martin not listening it takes a while for Andy and Katy to get him to understand the project is about the planets. This conversation continues at the dinner table that evening.

“The project should be very easy for you, Andy.” Martin says, levitating the pitcher of milk from the kitchen. But Andy tells him he’s afraid he might fail.

“Nonsense!” Uncle Martin says. “You simply tell them exactly what life is like on Mars.”

“If I do that, I’ll fail for sure.” Andy says. “I picked Saturn.”

This startles Martin so much the milk he was levitating empties itself on his head!

And the scene at the dinner table is woderful! Martian levitation and family conversation all taking place in this oh-so-normal setting. We are given the feeling that this is an ordinary evening at the O’Hara home and that it is what it would be really like if such wonderous visitors appeared on Earth. And it is done perfectly.

In school the next day, Detective Brennan’s jerk son Brad makes fun of Andy’s choice of Saturn as a choice for a report and says he couldn’t write about Mars; “What could you write about a dead planet?”

This goads Andy into changing the subject of his report.

The next scene is Andy delivering his report to the class. He’s being honest and didn’t edit it for an audience that doesn’t believe there is life on Mars, but his report involving inhabitants who live for hundreds of years, travel in space and have three-million-year-old cities does not go over with his teacher who sends him to the disinterested school counselor, Mr. Bridges.

Mr. Bridges is a REALLY disinterested school counselor!

Bridges doesn’t listen to a word Andy says. (“You were talking about cars…” he says. “Not cars, Mars!” Andy tells him.)

Exasperated, Andy reads Bridges’ mind, and finds out that he finds life dull and wishes he could do something exciting. When he tells Bridges that and tells him how he knew, Bridges expells him.

“What do you mean you were expelled?” Uncle Martin asks him back at home.

Andy explains what happened and the two Martians go to have a talk with Bridges. Who of course, doesn’t listen.

Martin reads his mind finding he’s daydreaming about riding a roller-coaster.

“Really, Mr. Bridges. A roller coaster? You can do better than that!” Uncle Martin says.

Bridges demands to know how Martin knew he was thinking that.

“I read your mind, of course.” Martin says.

We cut back to the O’Hara apartment.

“What do you mean you were expelled?” Tim asks Martin.

“That didn’t bother me as much as when he said I couldn’t go to the Junior Prom.” Martin wisecracks.

The joke, like many on this series is old and corny and it works and is worth a smile and a laugh.

Martin theorizes that if they give Bridges some excitement in his life he would go back to doing his job. They invite Bridges over for dinner and Martin uses “thought transferrence” to let him mentally experience life on Mars. But some of it transfers onto snoopy Detective Brennan…

Howard Morris voices Tim, Detective Brennan, Brad, Mr. Bridges and a host of other characters on the series. Morris was all over animation, he was a Filmation staple and he had a career that encompassed live TV (like “Your Show Of Shows”), character parts (Ernest T. Bass on “The Andy Griffith Show”) and directing, including helming the first McDonaldland TV commercial. His cartoon voices on “Martians” are each distinct and different even though listeners can usually pick him out.

His voicing of Tim O’Hara has the flavor of the original series’ actor Bill Bixby and the animated version of Tim is a perfect cartoon version of the actor.

Next time in this series, we’ll see more of the teen-age Earthlings and go to a school dance. (Or, at least, we’ll try to!)

—end—

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Post Horn Serenade. Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker (July 17, 2026)

Post Horn Serenade

by Jeff Baker

“I can’t believe it’ still there!” Chet said.

“I can’t believe they closed it up!” Willie said.

The two sixty-somethings were standing in the glass-enclosed hallway at the front of the old shopping center. They were staring at a metal rectangle in the stone wall just under the window of the chain hardware store that had been a chain grocery when they were kids.

They could barely make out the worn raised words in the metal at the top of the rectangle: U.S. MAIL.

“Look, the slot has cement in it.” Chet said pointing.

“Yeah,” Willie said. “Not going to mail a letter today. Oh well, I pay my bills online now.”

“I haven’t been to this shopping center in years,” Chet said.

“Not much of a shopping center anymore.” Willie said. “Hardware store here, couple of restaurants down that way,” he pointed. “And the sports store that used to be a dress shop and will probably be something else next month.”

Chet laughed.

“Hey, remember the sign on the grocery store doors? Those glass doors that opened automatically?” Willie said.

“I loved those!” Chet said. When I was about eight I used to wiggle my nose before they opened!”

Willie nodded. “Yeah. The doors had the picture of a sad-faced Basset Hound and the words ‘Sorry Fellows, State Law Says You Must Stay Outside.’”

“I wanted one of those dogs.” Chet said. “But I remember mailing that letter to you from right here when you were off in College.”

“Oh yeah. That one.” Willie said. “It was the early Eighties and we weren’t out yet?”

Chet nodded. “Yeah, but I asked you out anyway.”

“I remember.” Willie said.

“You know if this was a lifetime movie, we’d both kiss and say ‘Happy Anniversary.’” Chet said.

Willie laughed. “Your husband and my boyfriend might take issue with that!”

“Oh yeah!” Chet laughed.

“Hey, you invited me out to eat,” Willie said. “Let’s walk down here.”

“Okay.” Chet said as they started walking to the other end of the shopping center, past the years they remembered.

—end—

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Coooooool Stories! Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Results for July 2026!

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Hi, I’m Mike, AKA Jeff Baker.

The draws for the July 2026 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge were:

A Comedy

Involving A Book Of Stamps

Set in A Walk-In-Freezer

E. H. Timms wrote: “In Pursuit Of Being Cool” https://thinkingthinking123.blogspot.com/2026/07/flash-fic-challenge-in-pursuit-of-being.html

And I (as Jeff Baker) wrote: “And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2026/07/11/and-the-dish-ran-away-with-the-spoon-flash-fiction-draw-challenge-story-by-jeff-baker-for-july-2026-july-11-2026/

Thanks for participating, and for reading and remember it’s never too late to write your own story, post it in the comments and I’ll link it here.

We’ll be back with another draw on August 3rd, 2026!

Thanks again for reading and writing!

——mike

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“And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon.” Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Story by Jeff Baker, for July 2026. (July 11, 2026.)

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And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon

by Jeff Baker

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The draws for the July 2026 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge were: A Comedy, set in a Walk-In-Freezer, involving a Book Of Stamps. I pulled these private eye characters of mine out of mothballs and set them on the case! —–jeff

“Are you sure about this?” Josh asked his husband Adam as they walked through the dimly-lit back hallway.

“As sure as I’ve ever been,” Adam said, trying not to trip over any of the boxes of canned goods stored illegally on the hallway floor.

“Oh that’s reassuring,” Josh said sarcastically, resisting the urge to turn on his flashlight.

In the years they’d run their own private detective agency being sure of something usually meant a disaster.

“And if someone stops us we’re looking for…” Adam said.

“…restroom, right. Got it.” Josh said.

“Stolen stamps,” Adam said. “Should be easy, right?”

“Mmm.” Josh said. “A lot easier than crouched in the bushes spying on errant husbands or staking out a wedding.”

“Yeah, getting our clothes covered in little wedding sandwiches or leaves and mud.” Adam said.

The stolen stamps were rare and valuable. Part of an inheritance, they’d been discovered stolen before the will had been read. Stolen and hidden.

The heirs had hired Josh and Adam to find the stamps. Then the detectives got a big boost when one of the thieves stupidly texted everybody in his Contacts list, telling them the item was hidden “in the walk-in freezer.” In a freezer bag, of course.

Josh’s Granddad had told him long ago that the clever criminal was a character only in fiction.

It had been easy finding out that the suspect had worked in a restaurant and sports bar downtown. Josh and Adam had shown up in the afternoon, sat down at a table, placed an order and snuck back towards the kitchen. They weren’t too worried about being caught; the restaurant was understaffed.

“Doesn’t help that one of their guys is on the run right now.”

The kitchen reminded them of every restaurant kitchen they’d worked in or been in. Cutting boards, dishwasher, sinks, big ovens, pots and pans hanging from above. Freshly washed plates stacked on shelves. And fortunately the cook was up front grilling. They could smell and hear it.

“If we’re caught, that’s us,” Josh whispered.

Adam nodded and pointed toward the back. A short hallway beside the refrigerator door in the wall. They could glimpse another big metal door to a walk-in, doubtless the freezer.

“Hey!” The yell came from a man standing in the doorway, dressed for a production of “Guys And Dolls.” He was pulling a pistol out of his jacket pocket.

Josh reacted instinctively; he grabbed one of the plates and tossed it like a frisbee, aiming for the gun.

It smacked the man squarely in the crotch.

He doubled over, firing the gun, the bullet hitting the baseboard.

Josh and Adam half ran half jumped the guy, basically dogpiling him and pinning him to the floor.

“Really hope he’s the guy we’re after.” Josh said.

“Yeah,” Adam said.

The cook came in from the front of the kitchen at the same time a waitress walked into the kitchen.

“I heard a gunshot,” the waitress said nonchalantly. “Or was that the ice machine again?”

“This guy’s a thief,” Adam said.

“We’re private detectives.” Josh said. “He just tried to shoot us!”

“Call the police!” Adam said.

“Good,” the waitress said. “That’s my boss you’re sitting on. This is the only way we’re gonna be rid of the S.O.B.”

After the police arrived, Josh, Adam and one of the officers made a thorough search of the walk-in freezer for the stamps.

Nothing.

“The guy said he’d hidden the stamps in the walk-in freezer,” Josh said.

“In an envelope in a freezer bag,” Adam said.

“To come back for it later.” Josh said.

They grinned at each other. Finishing each other’s sentences.

“Sarge.” That was one of the young officers, standing in the open doorway of the back door just down the hall from the freezer. “I think you better come and see this.”

The men stepped outside.

Just past the dumpster in the fenced-in lot were an array of restaurant surplus walk-in freezers, ready to be installed. Safely padlocked.

Josh quickly counted. Eighteen of them. Thankfully none of them were actually turned on.

The Sergeant sighed. “Max,” he said to the young officer. “Get the metal cutters from the squad car.”

“Looks like it’s gonna be a long night,”Josh said.

Adam glanced up and saw a pale Moon in the blue afternoon sky.

“And the dish ran away with the spoon,” he quoted for no reason.

“Hopefully not into someone’s crotch,” Josh said with a grin.

—end—

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“The Ire Of the Mountains.” Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker for Friday July 10, 2026.

The Ire Of the Mountains

by Jeff Baker

(A Bryce Going Story)

After I left Lake Mannakopa I headed North a few miles into Canada.

Sneaking into Canada with no I.D., using a fake name and age was a lot easier than I thought it would be that August of 1976. The trick was, or course, avoid the roads and any border crossings. In fact I wasn’t sure I was in Canada until I actully walked onto a road and saw a road sign. Then I saw another one pointing to a place called “Coal Lake.”

I’d been walking all day and hadn’t dared catch a ride so the nearest town sounded like heaven.

I walked into town about Midnight, raided a restaurant trash can for food (I was getting used to that, but still didn’t like it!) and crashed-out behind a low, dark building just outside town that didn’t have any lights on it. And that was actually where I had some good luck.

I woke up with a start to find it was daylight and a tall man with a reddish beard and a ballcap was staring at me.

“Uhhhh…hi!” I managed. “Um, I’m sorry If I’m like on your property, I’m kind of new in town and don’t have anyplace to go. Or any money.”

The man shrugged and extended a hand.

“Eddie MacDowell,” he said in a raspy voice. “You need a job?”

My jaw about dropped. I nodded and told him my name was Bryce Going (it wasn’t) and that I was twenty-three (sixteen, but I could pass) and I really could use a job.

He asked me if I was any good with tools.

I said I was okay. Which was a big lie but I was a fast learner.

Two years on the road as a closeted, big-for-my-age Gay runaway had made me pretty adaptable.

Eddie laughed and said “Okay, we’ll show you. C’mon. I’ll unlock the place and make coffee.”

I hadn’t gotten a good look at the building last night. It was one of those metal things that looked like a barracks you’d see in a war movie. Metal curved over into an arch shape with the ends shut up with windows and a door. Oh and concrete flooring.

Inside it was about as big as a four car garage which it essentially was. There were car parts all around and Eddie said he worked on them here. He kept talking as he made the coffee.

“You’re probably wondering where the lake is,” he said. “Well, it’s about ten miles north of here. They just needed a name about a hundred twenty years ago. This time of year, the lake looks as dark as…well…as this”

Eddie handed me a styrofoam cup of coffee. It tasted good.

“There’s stories about Coal Lake,” he said.

Uh, oh, I thought.

“It’s dark as coal because they say that the spirit of the lake left a long time ago. At least that’s what the Tribes used to be around here said. But they left too.”

I was starting to get a prickly feeling. I’d worked part of Spring and Summer at a lake and I’d seen a sea serpent. And a real cute guy. One of them gave me nightmares.

Eddie laid it out for me. He and a buddy of his did repair work here and they also “procured” special auto parts for other customers who could afford it. He said he was a good judge of people and that I wouldn’t squeal.

Besides I’d admitted to him I was in the country with no documentation at all early on when I was babbling after just waking up.

So we made a deal. I would haul stuff, help with some basic stuff, keep my trap shut and in exchange I could sleep in the back room and he’d pay me under the table.

It worked out well for a couple of weeks. None of the shady customers looked shady and he did pay me and the job wasn’t bad and I was sleeping on a cot which was sort of a bed, which was better than the ground.

Late one night, I was trying to sleep when there was a rumbling. I thought it was thunder. I got up, went through the shop and looked out the back window. I saw stars, clear night sky and the startlit hills in the distance. I went to the front window and was just to where I could see the lights of the little town when the building gave a lurch and I fell onto the floor, tools clattering off the workbench beside me. I managed to stand up, regain my balance and then I grabbed the workbench which was bolted to the floor and to the wall. I could see the windows of the big garage door in front of me but all I could see were stars. And the floor was swaying.

Holding on to the bench I went to the window. I had some idea that the building had been hit by an earthquake and was tilted at an angle. But when I looked out the window, I saw the town at a far distance below where I was, like I was on a hill. Then the town seemed to swerve out of sight, no; the building had turned. I clutched the workbench as the room swayed and bobbed. At one point I almost banged my face against the window but in those moments I looked down.

There was something huge, something tall under the garage and it was moving. No, it was walking!

I saw feet, dark legs lit by starlight and arms swaying the way they do when someone is walking along. There was a huge figure walking and the garage was on top of it. The garage I was in!

I hung on for dear life!

I glimpsed the tops of distant hills passing buy and after a bit (I had no idea how fast this walker traveled) we very definitely turned right. I kept hanging on to the bench, even though the ride was much smoother now. I had a momentary flash of jumping out of the garage to the ground. But I didn’t know how far it was and I didn’t like the idea of being stranded, or stepped on.

Or eaten.

After a bit, we slowed down. Then the walker stopped. And then, I felt us lowering as if it was stooping down. I was able to glimpse through the windows a clear, dark surface reflecting stars. Coal Lake! Reflecting the garage on top of a tall, dark figure with a face just under the garage, in deep shadow. (I was greatful for that. I didn’t want to see the face!)

I glimpsed enough of an arm and a human-like hand, but somehow more brutish reach down into the lake and scoop some of the water up. It was getting itself a drink!

I hung onto the bench and tried not to make a sound. It didn’t know I was up there.

After a few more moments it rose and I was able to gather re-traced its steps, eventually winding up in the spot the garage had been on the dirt road just outside of town. Then there was the rumble again and I am gathering the walker sank down into the ground again, leaving the garage where it had been.

I should have run but I kept imagining the thing rising out of the ground and coming after me.

I managed to stagger back to bed.

Usually I was up early but not that next morning. Eddie banged on the door of the storeroom I slept in and woke me up.

“Are you all right?” Eddie asked me. “I saw the stuff out there, looks like we had another earthquake.”

“Earthquake?” I managed to say. Then I shook my head. “Breakfast. I need breakfast.”

We were sitting at a table in the small cafe in the town that catered to truckers and Eddie was telling me that there were earth tremors in the area every once in a while. One of the men working in the back kitchen had come out for a donut and stopped to listen.

“Tremors.” I mumbled, not sure what to say.

“Fault line more’n likely,” said our waitress. “Been happ’nen for years and years.”

“You know,” said the trucker in the booth across from us. “Some of the Native peoples blame local earthquakes on the Agrimathaa. Supposed to be a big giant that hid from the other giants.”

“I heard that,” the man from the kitchen said. “And the Natives I know say that’s not a real legend. That Whites made it up. They say ‘Agrimathaa’ isn’t an Inuit name.”

“Yeah, it’s like that funny whatsit-name that guy who was here two years ago was trying to find out about? What did he say? ‘Law-Done-Edge’ or something like that. Stuff about Old Ones…”

“Well, my Daddy said something about the ire of the mountains…” someone else said.

I stopped listening. I had an idea of the kind of thing that I’d seen and been carried by. So I hit up one of the truckers for a ride, saying I was in Canada by accident since I’d heard him say they were going back to the States.

I caught the ride. I slept most of the way. No nightmares.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: It’s been a while since Bryce Going wandered into this page. The adventure he refers to is here: Hear “The Rubaiyat of Joseph Zachary Barstow” for Friday Flash Fics. By Jeff Baker, May 6, 2022. | authorjeffbaker

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