“In The Mode Of Autumn.” Friday Flash Fics from Mike Mayak. Friday October 9th, 2026.

In The Mode Of Autumn

by Mike Mayak

I was up early that October morning in the hours after Midnight at the edge of dawn beginning to reveal itself in the sky. It was still close enough to September and warm enough to feel like a mild Summer. Indeed I had been out on my front porch the previous morning at the same time and it had been almost unseasonably warm, in the high seventies according to the old fashioned thermometer attatched to a post on the porch by the home’s previous owner.

That morning I just stood inside at the front window with my coffee, just staring out at the darkened houses in my neighborhood. Wondering if the kids asleep in the houses were dreaming about Summer and if they were glad to be back in school.

That was when I saw the man.

He was impossible to miss. He was at the end of the block, walking down the middle of the street. Swaying and dancing to an unheard rhythm. I thought something looked a little “off” in that scene, besides a guy dancing down a streetlight-lit street in the early A.M. Partly it was his clothes. Ragged, like a scarecrow. And made up of patches of fabric of a multitude of colors. Colors that were versions of dark greens and browns. His hat was coal black, like a piece of felt that had been wadded up and run over in the street. There was a tear in what passed for the brim right in front.

Then I realized the other odd thing; as he danced past the individual yards the tree leaves faded from green to orange and red in the dim light and the grass on the ground went brown. The colors of Autum, dim but visible in the streetlight.

The man passed for a moment as he came alongside the Rutger’s house. One of the houses on the block that had a front porch, an elevated concrete slab that stretched from the driveway past their big front window. The man spun, pirouetted in the street, one arm extended and stopped, his arm pointed at the porch. In another instant, the porch was decorated with pumpkins and black and orange streamers hanging from the support posts.

And that was the way it went. He danced and the landscape of the neighborhood changed from Summer to Autumn as he passed. I was enjoying the spectacle, even as I was sure I was dreaming that I had fallen into a children’s seasonal picture book. I had no lights on in the house but in the dimness I could read the old thermometer on my porch and clearly see that the temperature had dropped about ten degrees in the last few moments as I was watching the transformation.

Then the man danced in front of my house, saw me in the window and stopped. His mouth first registering surprise and then a broad grin. He took off his hat and bowed, looked behind me and spun around several times coming to rest on one knee, facing the house across the street one arm pointing upward at the orange, not-quite-full setting Moon which was positioned in the sky like it had landed on the neighbor’s roof.

In another instant, the orange Moon had a jagged black smile and two black triangles for eyes. Just like a Jack O’Lantern in the early morning sky.

I was smiling myself as I viewed the phenomenon. I glanced down at the street and the man was gone. The Moon had returned to normal and the man was gone. I glanced down the street; the porches were empty of pumpkins, the trees and yards still had their deceptive October late Summer greenery. But on the porch, the dial on my thermometer was slowly edging back up into the seventies.

I went back to bed. But in the next week, the leaves turned and the neighbors decorated their porches the way I had seen that early morning.

And the Jack O’Lantern Moon soared through my dreams.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The title “In The Mode Of Autumn,” was part of a group poem Sister Madeline Kisner coaxed out of us on a walk along the Arkansas River at this time of year either my first or second year in College. (About ‘78 or ‘79.) I do not remember who came up with the line. It might even have been me. —–mike

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The Screaming Skull: Horror (and laughs!) In Paperback. A Reading Report Extra From Jeff Baker, October 8, 2026.

The Screaming Skull a Reading Report Extra

by Jeff Baker

For this month’s Reading Report I’m mentioning several stories I’ve read out of the same anthology: “The Screaming Skull, and Other Great American Ghost Stories.” Edited by the late David G. Hartwell, a 1994 TOR paperback. One of those wonderful paperback anthologies you could once find everywhere. I found my copy at the grocery store, but didn’t dig it out and read it until just recently when I wanted to read the title story.

Hartwell was an expert on popular fiction and an experienced anthologist and his selections for the book were doubtless taken from similarly-titled anthologies from the early 1900s.

The contents page includes Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe and a couple I was unfamiliar with. Also there are a few humorous ghost stories, like John Kendrick Bangs’ “Water Ghost Of Harroby Hall” which I first read in Grade School. As well as the not at all humorous “The Shadows On the Wall” by Mary E. Wilkins Freeman (which was adapted on TV by Night Gallery.)

Among the humorous stories, I read one that I was already familiar with: Frank Stockton’s story “The Transferred Ghost,” which I’d read as a play in a book in High School. It’s a different take on ghosts with a sweet, romantic and funny last line! I’m a big fan of Stockton who was more popular than Mark Twain during their lifetimes.

I had not heard of the once-famous writer Brander Matthews but I saw a reference to his story “The Rival Ghosts” while looking up stuff about “The Transferred Ghost” online. To my surprise when I looked up that story it’s in “The Screaming Skull,” which I had right beside me! So I read “The Rival Ghosts,” which I felt was a slight story with much of its humor coming from the wraparound story of the ghost story being told aboard ship. (Look up Brander Matthews, he was interesting! He’s mentioned in the novel “Sister Carrie,” as well as in Twain’s “Fennimore Cooper’s Literary Offenses.” And yeah, he knew Twain!)

From that same paperback I read Nathaniel Hawthorne’s “The Ghost Of Doctor Harris.” A ghost story with rare touches of Hawthorne’s humor. The club he mentions was real and so was Dr. Harris. Hawthorne didn’t let it be published in his lifetime and it may be a true story! The club reportedly has a picture of Dr. Harris hanging on its wall to this day…

The main reason I have been reading from the book is because I couldn’t find my collection of F. Marion Crawford’s ghost stories and I had already read “The Upper Berth” as well as “For the Blood Is the Life.” and I wanted to read his story “The Screaming Skull,” and I did! It’s creepy and well-told. I will add very cleverly told as well in the style of our narrator telling his guest the tale of the skull on the property that screams because it hates him. The ending is a kicker!

Crawford, by the way, was an American even though he lived most of his life abroad, especially in Italy where he was born. He became well-known and lived very comfortably off the novels he wrote, most set in Italy, many of them historical novels.

And I will give praise to the cover artist for “The Screaming Skull and Other Great American Ghost Stories,” Jim Thesen. The skull depicted on the cover is missing two lower teeth. Just like the skull in Crawford’s story.

This is another reason I will miss those paperbacks.

—end—

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“Goblins In the Steeple” by Mike Mayak. Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Story for October, 2026. (October 7, 2026.)

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FFDC Goblins In the Steeple

by Mike Mayak

(October 4, 2026)

We were barreling down the back roads, dirt flying from the wheels, me trying to navigate sharp turns without us going into a ditch.

On the seat beside me, Kent kept looking behind us.

“I think we lost them,” he said. He’d said that before, at least twice on this road.

“I’ll believe it when I see it,” I said, gripping the wheel tighter. My eyes were starting to smart from staring at the road.

I was able to glance down for an instant between us. It was still there.

Kent had called me about a week earlier and I had met him downtown at a knicknack shop next to the pizza place in a building so old Bat Masterson could have been in it.

Wrapped in a clear plastic bag, displayed in a locked glass case was a magazine. A comic book in remarkably good condition for being over seventy years old. Cover not faded, colors still vivid but the paper inside was getting brown. (Visible through a tear on the front, the only big flaw.) The cover displayed a large church steeple, looking down at an angle a man was running towards the church, losing money from his suit jacket. (The kind everyone seemed to wear back in 1953.) Pursuing close behind, and ignoring the money, was a ghoulish figure, claws, bald green head, fangs, pointed ears. And the standard suit and jacket everyone seemed to wear back in 1953.)

The blurb in garish letters read: “He found the perfect hiding place for his ill-gotten gains, but Others had been there first!”

At the top of the comic, just over the tip of the steeple was the comics title: GHOULISH TALES.

Issue number one,” Kent said. “And look at that price.”

The number on the masking tape attatched to the right edge of the plastic comic book bag was $10

I called the store owner over.

“Ten dollars?” I asked, pointing at the comic.

He shook his head. “Naaahhh. The clerk put the tape on the wrong place. It’s continued on the back. It reads $1000. First issue. And it’s autographed.”

Kent and I looked at each other. We went somewhere and planned. We waited for the right day…or night.

At about 0130 hours, just about a week later, I shorted out the alarm and Kent crawled into the store through the window he pried open. He smashed the glass case and grabbed Issue #1 of GHOULISH TALES.

Then we ran to our pickup truck, parked it a safe distance away and sat and read through the book.

Joe V. Jones, actually Jose Juarbe Vasquez, had been a writer and artist after WWII. He did a lot of work on comics and was known for drawing real places in his stories. And Kent had found an article in an obscure fanzine where Jones/Vasquez had said this story (about a fortune in hidden loot, stashed in an abandoned church) was based on something he had really heard in a place he had seen and he had drawn the real place.

But there were other people who had found out about this and were after the comic, and they were less ethical than we were and we’d just broken ito a store in the middle of the night.

“It’s a mad, mad world…” Kent said.

We read through the comic book. There were hints in the story; old highway signs and signs indicating what the next town was which all indicated the town being a couple of hours from the city.

“I knew I’d seen that place when I was little,” Kent said.

That was when the headlights blazed to life behind us. I would almost have been relieved if it had been the cops. It wasn’t.

Someone behind us shouted. There was a gunshot.

I gunned the engine, glad I’d kept the truck running. We roared off, the other car in hot pursuit.

Kent checked his phone, shouting directions as we drove. I hit the highway and turned off deliberately at the wrong exit and went the wrong way down one of the country roads, trying to lose the other car. Glat I’d spent my misspent youth riding down the Kansas back roads. After a few false alarms we thought we’d lost them.

I knew about where this town with the steeple was, and I do mean “was.” It was still dark when we pulled up to the old church. The town consisted of a small main street full of boarded up storefronts and the closed church. Everybody had relocated when the highway had bypassed them and the airlines killed the railroads. But there were still streetlights on.

We got out of the truck and I held up the comic book. Yup. Exact same steeple, same carvings on the side. Presumably with the money hidden under the basement floor.

“Hold it…” Kent said. “This is a holy place. We gotta deconsecrate it.”

“What?” I said.

“I wouldn’t feel right,” Kent said. “Here, just read this part aloud.”

He took the comic book and flipped to a page and pointed at a panel. Garishly drawn with pretty much blasphemous dialogue printed on a speech baloon.

I humored Kent. I held the comic up where I could read it from the streetlight and read the words aloud.

The church shuddered. Earthquake? I wondered.

“Don’t worry, it’s safe now.” Kent said.

We pulled open the front door which gave on its rusted hinges and walked in. I saw, in the dimness from the window where a board had fallen off, that the parishoners had pretty much taken everything. Pews were gone, nothing on the walls, no Bibles or crosses on the walls. Doubtless moved to their new building miles away.

“But the building was still holy,” Kent said. “Was…”

I was going to ask what he meant when I heard a scrabbling from above and a hatch opened in the ceiling opened and a dark, manlike figure scuttled out, crawling on the ceiling like a spider. He dropped on me and, well…

So now the two of us, with Kent as our servant, use the church as our base of operations. He (Kent’s and my Master) had been trapped in the dark steeple by the prayers of the faithful. Helpless for over eighty years. Powerless and held immobile by the power in the church.

Not now.

And he and I don’t sleep in the dark steeple, we sleep in the basement.

Coffins are much more comfortable.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The draws for the October 2026 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge were: A Thriller, involving a Vintage Comic Book, set at a Church Steeple. This one plays like an old E.C. Comics story!

Here’s a link to the cool tune that inspired the title. (You’ve heard it in Porky Pig cartoons.) Milt Herth Trio – Goblins In The Steeple

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“Search For The Lost.” J. Scott Coatsworth and Kim Fielding’s New Book Is Out!!! (October 7, 2026)

J. Scott Cotsworth and Kim Fielding’s new novel “Search For the Lost” is out!!! It’s a sequel to last year’s fun “Office Of the Lost.” It picks up where…but I’ll let Scott and Kim tell it! —-jeff

SOMETIMES ORDER BECOMES CHAOS…

Leopold Lane—after being “collected” for the Office of the Lost by Crispin Eladrin Moss’caladin—is tucked away cozily with his beloved office fae in their treehouse. Happily ever after, right? Not so fast.

Before Leo can even get settled, Crispin’s mother disappears, leaving Crispin in charge and his brother Aspin in a panic. As Queen of the Fae, she has also left them a little surprise: a bit of oxymoronic magic that turns their world upside down.

Crispin and Leo set off in search of the queen and a solution to their predicament. Aspin tags along, with some less-than-helpful friends. On the way they will discover important family secrets and learn new things about each other… and themselves. Nothing is simple when Chaos and Order get involved. Besides, it wouldn’t be a proper quest if it was straightforward, would it?

Note: Book One is On Sale Everywhere for just 99¢ from October 1st-31st:

Series Blurb:

Crispin and Leopold are poorly matched. They’re nothing like one another – Crispin is Order personified, while Leo’s nothing but Chaos. So of course, they are perfect for each other. Now they just have to figure out why the Universe has thrust them together – and how not to get themselves killed (or murder each other) in the process.

Non-Exclusive Excerpt:

A sharp banging at the door brought Crispin back to the present. Or rather, to the past, when Leo had been taken away from him by Juzir and Qyl.

They shared a look. Leo was clearly thinking the same thing.

Wordlessly, he gathered up his clothes and disappeared into the bathroom, snicking the lock closed.

We have a bathroom lock now? Crispin brushed away the thought. “Coming!”

He hoped Leo wasn’t in trouble again. After all, they’d fixed everything. There were no more flattened citizens aimlessly lying about. Well, except on Tarkon, where most of the wildlife and half of the people were naturally pretty flat. And they’d thrown a big party to smooth the waters with all their new friends, including the Mucklins, even though Molly the moth-woman had planned to feed Leo and Crispin to her children. But that was all in the past.

He opened the door, half expecting an angry mob. Instead it was his annoying older brother, Aspin, staring at him forlornly. “Hey, Elly….”

The old much-hated nickname—derived from his middle name, Eladrin—brought a rebuke to Crispin’s lips, but it died when he realized how dejected Aspin looked. “All clear!” he called over his shoulder. Crispin made way for Aspin to enter. “Come in. What’s wrong? Did something happen?”

Aspin nodded, looking as if he’d eaten a canary—or Minkis, Crispin’s pet squirrel.

“Who is it?” Leo had appeared, dressed formally for company—which for him meant flip-flops and a loose white T-shirt that he’d made a half-hearted attempt to tuck into his jeans. His hair, which usually stuck straight up, was slightly more tamed. “Oh, hey Aspin!”

Even though Aspin clearly despised him, Leo never held a grudge, one of the many things Crispin loved about him.

Aspin threw his arms around Crispin. “She’s gone, Elly. She’s gone.”

“Who?” But then it dawned on him: Aspin had only one her. And Aspin confirmed it with a single word. “Mother.”

Crispin stiffened. “Mother is dead?” Oh sordid heavens. I’m not ready to take over yet.

Aspin ended the embrace, returning to form. “No, you idiot. I said she was gone, not dead. Three days ago, and no one knows where she is or if she will come back. You have to help me find her.”

“Gone.” Crispin eased himself down onto their newest piece of furniture, the hideous old couch from Leo’s Earth apartment.

Leo stared at him, blinking, then sat on the cushion next to him. “She’s gone. So that means….”

Aspin sank down onto one knee. “Hail to Crispin Eladrin Moss’caladin, King of the High Holy Fae.”

Oh flack. If there’s one thing that Crispin was positively absolutely emphatically five-thousand-percent not ready for, it was to take his mother’s throne. He had no aspirations to power, and he certainly didn’t share his mother’s proclivities for seducing mortals. Well, maybe just the one.

Universal Buy Link: https://www.otherworldsink.com/book/search-for-the-lost/

Author Bio – Scott:

Scott lives with his husband Mark in a small Italian villa outside of Sacramento, California. He was indoctrinated into fantasy and sci fi by his mother at the tender age of nine. He devoured her library, but as he grew up, he wondered where all the people like him were.

He decided that if there weren’t queer characters in his favorite genres, he would remake them to his own ends.

A Rainbow Award winning author, he runs Queer Sci Fi, QueeRomance Ink, Liminal Fiction and Other Worlds Ink with Mark, sites that celebrate fiction reflecting queer reality, and was the committee chair for the Indie Authors Committee at the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) for almost three years.

Website: https://www.jscottcoatsworth.com

Facebook (personal): https://www.facebook.com/jscottcoatsworth

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Mastodon: https://mastodon.otherworldsink.com/@jscottcoatsworth

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jscottcoatsworth/

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8392709.J_Scott_Coatsworth

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Liminal Fiction: https://www.limfic.com/mbm-book-author/j-scott-coatsworth/

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/J.-Scott-Coatsworth/e/B011AFO4OQ

BookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/j-scott-coatsworth

Author Bio – Kim:

Kim Fielding is very pleased every time someone calls her eclectic. She writes fantasy, mm romance, science fiction, horror, and whatever else her muse demands.

Winner of the 2021 BookLife Prize for Fiction, a Lambda Award finalist and Foreword INDIE finalist, she has migrated back and forth across the western two-thirds of the United States and now lives in Oregon, where she will never have enough bookshelf space.

She’s a university professor who dreams of being able to travel and write full time. She also dreams of having two daughters who fully appreciate her, a husband who isn’t obsessed with football, and a house that cleans itself. Some dreams are more easily obtained than others.

Website: https://www.kfieldingwrites.com

Facebook (personal): https://www.facebook.com/pgerstenfeld

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Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4105707.Kim_Fielding

QueeRomance Ink: https://www.queeromanceink.com/mbm-book-author/kim-fielding/

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Thriller! Steeple! And An Old Comic Book! Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Draws For October 2026 From Mike Mayak. (October 5, 2026)

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First, here’s the prompts for the October 2026 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, then my usual long-winded explanation:

A Thriller

Involving A Vintage Comic Book

Set at A Church Steeple

Now, on to the details.

Hi! I’m Mike Mayak, I also write as Jeff Baker and I’m the current moderator for the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, which was started by ‘Nathan Burgoine a few years ago and carried on by Cait Gordon and Jeffrey Ricker. It’s a monthly writing challenge mainly for stress-free fun that anyone can play.

Here’s how it works: the first Monday of every month I draw three cards; a heart, a diamond and a club. These correspond to a list naming a genre, a setting and an object that must appear in the story. Participants write up a flash fiction story, 1,000 words or less, post it to their website and link it here in the comments. I’ll post the results (including, hopefully, one of my own!)

As I’m no good making videos I did the drawing offstage. So, the results were the Three of Hearts (a Thriller), the Jack of Diamonds (A Church Steeple) and the Ace of Clubs (A Vintage Comic Book.)

So we will write a Thriller, Set at Church Steeple involving a Vintage Comic Book.

We’ll have the results here in this same space around Monday October 12th, 2026.

So, get to writing and I’ll post the results next week! And I’m putting the 2026 Flash Draw sheet at the end of this message, again! (* indicates those have been used.)

Thanks for playing, and I’ll see you in about week!

And have fun!

——mike

Clubs

*1 A Cat

*2 A Crown From a Theater Prop Room

*3 Contact Lenses

*4 A Vintage Comic Book

*5 A Bunch of Bananas

6 A Manhole Cover

*7. A Bag of Ping-Pong Balls

8 A Suitcase Full Of Money

*9 A Plastic Toy Horse

*10 A Book Of Stamps

*J A Football

Q A Jack-O-Lantern

*K Modeling Clay

HEARTS

A Science Fiction

*2 A Sword-And-Sorcery Story

*3 A Thriller

*4 A Romance

*5 A Fantasy

*6 A Mystery

*7. A Comedy

*8 An Ancient History Story

*9 A Horror Story

10 A Fairy Tale

J A Story Involving a Chase

*Q A Whodunnit

*K A War Story

DIAMONDS

A. A Boat in Hudson Bay

*2 An Abandoned Prison

*3 A Mexican Restaurant

4 The Golden Gate Bridge

5 An Egyptian Pyramid

*6 A Roller Coaster

*7 A Chapel

*8 A Skating Rink

*9 An Abandoned Highway

*10 A Stable

*J. A Church Steeple

*Q. A Walk-In Freezer

*K. The Bottom Of the Ocean

“As sure as my name is Mike Mayak, this is a Thriller!”

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“Through Darkest Suburbia With Gun And Camera,” Part Two! Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker. (October 2, 2026)

Mom! The Tree Ate My Homework!

by Jeff Baker

AUTHOR’S NOTE: “Hacking-Cough” is pronounced “Hocking-Cogg.”

Lord Hacking-Cough and Clive crouched behind the neatly-trimmed hedge.

“There it is,” His Lordship said pointing.

“Good Lord, M’Lord!” Clive breathed. What a monster!”

“A Fantastic Prehistoric survival…” Lord Hacking-Cough said. “Reminiscent of the horrors in the Archives of the Thomas Stevens Family of their ancestors encounters with living Pliocene Relics in the lands to the North. But this is hear and now. A genuine kite-eating tree!”

The top branches of the tree were swaying slightly.

“See how it moves!” Lord Hacking-Cough whispered.

“I think that’s the wind,” Clive said. “It’s rather blustery today.”

As if in answer, there was a sudden gust of wind and a couple of crumpled scraps of paper blew onto the immaculately manicured lawn. With a sudden sucking sound the paper nearest the tree was drawn up into its branches. There was a moment of silence as the winds seemed to pause and in that silence they could hear the rhythmic crunching of paper from the branches of the tree.

“Good Lord!” Clive breathed.

Lord Hacking-Cough gripped the long pole of the tree trimmer with grim resolve. He glanced through the telescopic sight mounted on the pole.

“Clearly some terrible arcane influence eminates from that tree.” Lord Hacking-Cough said.

“You don’t mean it somehow caused the wind?” Clive said, his face ashen.

“If it is the species I think it is,” His Lordship said, “its grim nature becomes apparent after dark in the pitch-blackness of a cloudy, starless night sky. There will be pinpricks of unearthly light at the tips of the topmost branches which will wave and sway when there is no breeze.”

They stared up at the tree. A thick trunk that rose eight feet from the ground surmounted by a distorted crown of green leaves and scraggly branches like an elderly matron wering a fur at an opera. The grotesque was topped by bare branches and a badly trimmed stalk of trunk pointing ominously skyward as if at some unknown fixed point in the heavens.

His Lordship stood up, gripping the tree trimmer.

“It is now or never,” he said as he strode forward, stepping over a low part of the hedge, nearly tripping and then stalked toward the tree.

As if in response, the wind suddenly rose and the sky grew darker.

As he approached, His Lordship thought the wind was trying to push him away but he realized to his horror that the unearthly wind was drawing him toward the tree!

With fierce determination, Lord Hacking-Cough aimed the tip of the long pole of the trimmer at the tree. With a PLONK the blades sank into the trunk and did nothing. The blade sinking deep into the grey wood. But the lengthy pole prevented His Lordship from being pulled any closer. He braced himself against the pole, steadying himself as best he could. Then he began digging his heels into the ground and pushing backwards, trying to escape the tree and its gale force winds.

Suddenly, Lord Hacking-Cough felt strong hands on his shoulder and his arm, pulling him back—Clive! Ever-loyal Clive was risking all to pull them both out of range of the tree and its unholy vortex of wind!

When both men were back behind the hedge again, Clive shook his head.

“We may have underestimated the power of the Kite-Eating Tree.” Clive said as the sounds of the trimmer pole shattering and being sucked into the upper branches echoed across the yard.

“This is clearly not one of the sub-species of tree that subsists solely on paper and wood from kites.” Lord Hacking-Cough said. “Paper…” he breathed.

With a flurry of excitement, His Lordship riffled through his inner jacket pockets and pulled out a folded sheet of legal size paper with printing on both sides. He held it up to the still raging wind.

“Hope this will be enough,” he said.

With a SNAP the paper was torn from his hand to the green, leafy crown of the tree. Clive was certain that those leaves concealed a maw…

The two men watched, holding their breath in suspense. There was an unearthly, shrill whine mixed with the roar of the wind and with an amazing suddenness the wind and noise stopped and the tree shuddered as its leaves turned a dusky grey, then black.

In the silence, the two men heard a chattering sound, as if of teeth.

Then all was quiet.

The two men let out long breaths.

“I think it’s dead,” Lord Hacking-Cough said. “Finally.”

“Yes.” Clive said. “But what was that? The thing you carried in your pocket? Some ancient formula from the Lypodecht or the Sigsand Manuscripts?”

“Far darker than that,” His Lordship said. “I suddenly remembered that I was carrying in my pocket one of the tax forms this country subjects its citizens to. The tree wasn’t able to ingest it any more than the taxpayers can.”

“Good Lord!” Clive breathed.

The two men stared across the lawn at the silent tree.

—end—

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Adventure! Danger! A Trek Through Darkest Suburbia! Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker. (September 25, 2026)

Through Darkest Suburbia With Gun And Camera

Part One

by Jeff Baker

Lord Alistair Hacking-Cough stared at the assortment of weapons. His face was grim as he perused the rifles, blowguns and even a bazooka leaning against the wall in the Game Room. Many of the weapons were fixed with telescopic sights on the barrels.

The name was pronounced “Hockking-Cogg” but had been misspelled on a land grant from His Majesty James II centuries ago. His Lordship stood six-foot-two with the reddish-tinged mustache of a big-game hunter in a Tarzan movie. He was muscular, keeping himself fit in his middle fifties and he was attired in Khaki shirt and pants, with thick boots and socks ready for jungle duty. Topping off the ensamble was a pith helmet,

And, he was upset. Genuinely anoyed.

“Dash it all!” He exclaimed. “Some of these would work against a charging bull rino, but they would be useless against our current quarry, eh?”

Behind him, a skinny man bearing a striking resemblance to a junior partner in an undertakers firm in an old English movie. Like His Lordship he was dressed in khaki shorts, matching shorts and pith helmet with thick boots and socks.

The skinny man who went by “Clive” shook his head.

We don’t get a call about something like this every day,” Clive said. “This creature has proven to be a danger to the locals. And the pay should be good.”

“The pay doesn’t matter,” Lord Hacking-Cough said. “This creature has proven to be a danger to the locals. It may be the most dangerous thing we have yet faced here in America. Aha!”

He reached into the row of rifles and pulled out an exceptionally long tree trimer with a combination clipper and saw blade at the tip, as well as a laser sight mounted on the rod.

“One can never be too cautious facing a dreaded Kite-Eating Tree.”

Clive nodded sagely, wishing he was in London. Or Cardiff. Or Madrid. Or even Livermore.

—end of part one…

AUTHOR’S NOTE:

This exciting story of danger, exxo-botany and lawn-care concludes next week! (Because I’m lazy!) See you then!

—-jeff

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Here’s the August/September Progress Report from Jeff Baker. (September 20, 2026)

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Statue of Archimedes who is in one of these stories. (Yeah, the stuff behind him gives him a sort of “My Favorite Martian” vibe!)

Finished (and sent off!) a faux-Arabian Nights Novella I plotted out around 2012 (and may have thought about it earlier!) The 2012 plotting out was my first mention of my nameless “World Of Three Moons.”

Added 500+ words to a story I have already submitted and had rejected so it will fit an anthology call’s wordcount.

Started a few short stories that popped into my head. One called “Making Waves,” inspired by a local incident I’d wanted to write about for years. The other day the story idea jelled and I wrote about three pages of notes. It’ll be “socially relevant” when it’s done.

Decided to turn a recently rejected story into part of a collection about the same character. Partly because anthologies and magazines will be swamped with the hundred or so rejected stories on the same theme! Wrote a flash fiction and a longer story that will fit in nicely.

Wrote some QSF columns, wrote some blog posts/reviews and wrote the weekly and monthly Friday Flash Fiction stories.

Started proofreading through a novella I finally worked on and finished a few months ago.

And yeah, I sent some stuff off.

That’s about it for now!

——jeff baker September 20, 2026

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Reading Report August/September 2026 from Jeff Baker. “Bond…Nelson Bond…” and Others! (September 20, 2026.)

Just before bedtime one night I stumbled across an audiobook of Nelson S. Bond’s stories about “Horse-Sense Hank.” Hank is an illiterate turnip farmer who is a inuitive scientific genius. Show Hank part of something and he’ll figure the rest out. Laughed in a few places. Dozed a little so I looked the stories up on Project Guttenberg. Read that first one: “The Scientific Pioneer,” from 1940.

Read “Horsesense Hank Does His Bit,” a wartime (1942) tale where Hank and Jim (our narrator) come up against Nazi saboteues.

Read “The Scientific Pioneer Returns,” also from 1940 where Bond’s inept space engineer from the future, Lancelot Biggs, pops Hank (and a few other people!) to the 23rd century to help him solve a problem.

And read “Horsesense Hank In the Parallel Worlds,” (1942) where Hank builds a time machine of his own which doesn’t quite work the way it’s supposed to.

As I said, I laughed a few places in these 80+ year old stories, like when Jim refers to Midland U. as “this football-team-with-a-campus.”

Or the now unintentionally funny bit where Jim suggests calling a detective and says “..if you want to know what happened…why don’t you get a dick?”

Bond was prolific in the 30s thru the 50s and could be light and whimsical or fantastic and aweing or even scary as the mood requires. Here the mood requires a bit of the feel of Damon Runyon.

Finished Beta-Reading a novel by J. Scott Coatsworth that is such a page-turner I want to read the book it’s a sequel to! (400+ pages! Yikes!)

Read Murray Leinster’s short-story “Sam, This Is You.” A funny sci-fi screwball comedy with a touch of Damon Runyon. Takes me back to the world of landlines and phone poles.

Read “The Ex-Magician From The Minhota Tavern” by Murilo Rubiato.

Read Gabriel Garcia Marquez’ story “The Last Voyage Of the Ghost Ship.”

Read “The Circular Ruins,” by Jorge Luis Borges. (Nice double meaning in the title!) These three stories in the anthology “A Hammock Beneath The Mangoes,” edited by Thomas Colchie.

Read “Spell, Book And Candle” by Catherine Lundoff from her collection “Out Of This World.” A collection I THOUGHT I had, but didn’t so I ordered the paperback. Worth it. (My earlier copy is in my jammed-up Kindle, but I like physical books.)

Read the not-to-be-missed weekly stories by Kaje Harper on her site https://www.facebook.com/groups/208207893795147

Read some of Mark McCormick’s book of articles “Kansas Matters: America’s Social Faultlines.” Saw him speak (at Left On Read) and got it signed afterwards.

Got a copy of “The Further Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes,” a collection of pastiches edited by Richard Lancelyn Green. Read “The Adventure Of the Marked Man” by Stuart Palmer. A twisty tale, and as I was reading it I forgot it was not by Doyle! Palmer is another favorite author and he emulated his friend Craig Rice for their collaboration of Withers and Malone stories.

(Which I’ll have to finish reading someday!)

—-jeff baker, September 20, 2026.

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Mark McCormick Speaks At Left On Read Books. (September 19, 2026.)

Author Mark McCormick speaking at Left On Read

by Jeff Baker

(September 19, 2026)

Writer and columnist Mark McCormick spoke at Left On Read Bookstore in Wichita, KS Saturday September 19, 2026.

Speaking to an appreciative standing-room only crowd, McCormick spoke about his career, his life and read from his book of articles “Kansas Matters: America’s Social Faultlines.”

His talk referenced topics in the book from history, the covering-up of Black history, MAGA, people he has known and interacted with and working with editors.

As well as his coverage of 1995’s Million Man March and irritation over other media claims as to crowd size. (News reports claimed 400,00. Actual estimates were around 670,000 to over 1.1 million people.)

He had the rapt attention of the audience and took questions afterwards.

The book: “Kansas Matters: America’s Social Faultlines” can be ordered from Blue Cedar Press https://bluecedarpress.com/product/1725/

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