“Wonky And The All-Seeing Eye.” Friday Flash Fics Tenth Anniversary Story (Yeah! New!) From Jeff Baker (May 22, 2026)

Author’s Note:

Ten Years! Wow!!

Well, it doesn’t seem like yesterday but it was ten years ago this month I saw a post on Facebook for a weekly flash fiction page and decided to try a story myself. That first one was okay and I decided to try another one the next week, which was not that good. So I did the third one the next week and I was off and running.

It’s been a real challenge sometimes, and I won’t pretend it’s made me a better person but I am a better writer. I am certainly a much more disciplined writer. And I will recommend writing on a regular deadline to teach you a lot of discipline. I’m not sure of the exact count but between the weekly stories and the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge stories and a few extras I’m up to about six-hundred tales written for and posted on this blog, under my own name and my pen-name “Mike Mayak.”

I need to thank a lot of people here; First all the moderators of the Monday and Friday Flash Fiction pages as well as everyone who wrote a story, commented on or read a story I wrote (Bless you, especially for reading!!) My friends and family, my late parents and late husband Darryl and the friends I have amazingly made writing these weekly stories. I will do a special shout-out to ‘Nathan Burgoine, Brigham Vaughn, Kelly Jensen, Elizabeth Lister, Cait Gordon, Jeffrey Ricker, E. H. Timms, Kaje Harper, Brent and Lori Silveria, Rick and Amy Tharp, Jan Grape, Danny Boling, the late Helena Stone, the late John Bogner and all the teachers who tried to teach me how to write and others too many to mention. And I will tip my cosmo topper to my late College buddies Terry Jones and Mark Lebsack who would have seen themselves referenced, if obliquely, in one or two of these stories.

Sometimes writing under a deadline gets a little, well, deadline-y and I actually did consider ending the run of weekly stories at the ten-year mark a while back. But I can’t do that—it’s usually too much fun seeing what comes next!

Like this anniversary story. I’ve written a lot of series characters here; the weird adventures of Billy Gonzalez, the supernatural wanderings of teenage Gay runaway Bryce Going, the science-fictional denizens of Demeter’s Bar as well as a host of detectives and romantics some of which have longer adventures published in anthologies and other online venues.

Wonky the Dog has a lot of fans on this page. Canine TV cartoon co-host and part-time detective whose name was suggested by my late husband Darryl. Wonky hasn’t wagged his tail (or tale) on this page in a few years, so here he is just in time to celebrate ten years of stories with a brand-new story of his own: “Wonky And the All-Seeing Eye.”

Wonky And The All-Seeing Eye

by Jeff Baker

Benjy Baxter, tall, redheaded and not looking like he was almost thirty leaned back in the soft swivel chair in the TV studio and grinned, listening to the interviewer. They were sitting under a banner that read “WUBG TV 1956-1996 Celebrating Forty Years!!”

It was like old times, being in the WUBG studios. Beside him, Wonky the little mixed-breed dog listened attentively from his own chair. Benjy’s grin grew broader as he remembered that the studio had loaned him the suit he was wearing but the dressing room was registered to Wonky.

“Benjy, you weren’t actually supposed to be Wonky’s co-host, were you?”

Like the question, Benjy’s story was on cue cards but he’d told the story so often he just launched into it without thinking.

“I was on-set as Wonky’s trainer back when we were doing the show live and the new host they’d hired was at a bar celebrating. Anyhow when he couldn’t do the show the director all but begged me to go on with Wonky. They threw me in a different shirt and poofed some makeup on my face. I must’ve looked like I’d gotten into a fight with a bag of flour.”

The interviewer laughed.

“The camera came on and there we were! I was awful! But Wonky was a pro, just like his Dad had been.” Benjy reached over and scratched Wonky behind the ears. “And the revival of the show took off!”

“And a few years later you two got to take the show to cable TV all across the country.” the interviewer said.

“Yeah,” Benjy said.

“And that got Wonky those dog food commercials,” the interviewer said.

Very lucrative commercials, Benjy thought.

Wonky looked over and smiled as Benjy launched into the story of being there during the commercials filming.

Benjy sat there and glanced around the darkened studio as the Interviewer showed a couple of pictures of the original Wonky from the Sixties and Seventies and told the story of how Wonky Number One had been the current Wonky’s Grandfather and had been a shelter dog that Benjy’s Uncle, a dog trainer, had rescued and trained. Two Wonkys had co-hosted the show until it was discontinued in the early Eighties.

The cameraman moved the camera in closer as Benjy was telling about his actually being in the studio twenty years earlier when Wonky bristled and started to growl.

Wonky jumped off the chair and ran up to the cameraman, grabbing his pants leg in his teeth.

“Wonky! No! Stop!” Benjy yelled, jumping up and rushing over to try and grab the dog.

Wonky usually didn’t act like this, Benjy thought, unless…

The cameraman ran off and Benjy glanced down and realized what had been bothering him; the camera wasn’t connected to any cable or cord. Benjy started to open the big camera, as Wonky rushed up and started to bark.

“Oh, golly!” Benjy said. “Somebody call security! And maybe the bomb squad!”

“Fireworks, not dynamite,” said the man from the Bomb Squad when they let people back into the building an hour later. “Could still do a lot of damage. This empty camera was full of them.”

“We have a couple of old cameras like this in the storeroom,” the Station Manager said.

“The cops grabbed the guy,” Billy Gander the security guard said. “Remember Bill Sykes?”

“Don’t think so,” Benjy said as Wonky growled at the name.

“You’re the guy who took his job a few years ago when he didn’t show up,” Gander said.

“Oh, wow!” Benjy said. “I never even met him. I’ll bet when I was telling that story he started seething and Wonky noticed.”

“Sykes said he was here for revenge on the station,” the Station Manager said. “Glad Wonky was here!”

“Yeah, he’s a good fella, aren’t you?” Benjy said as Wonky wagged his tail and accepted Benjy’s backrubs and petting. “And y’know, I’ll bet Wonky knows a lot more than he ever lets on!”

Wonky let out with a happy “Ruufff!”

—end—

Author’s Note:

I am going to be away from the laptop for a week or so but I promise I’ll be back, even if I may slow down a bit in the future. But there will be more stories. As Ernest Hemingway said: “I know some good ones.”

And as always; thank you for reading.

—-jeff baker, May 2026

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“Las Posadas.” A Friday Flash Fics Tenth Anniversary Extra Re-Post by Jeff Baker. From (December 17, 2021)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Early on I took a break for a few weeks around the holiday season, but these days I write a lot of Christmas stories. I couldn’t decide which one to post, so I’m going to post two of them. I posted “Tales Of the Glories” earlier. Here’s one from December, 2021: “Las Posadas” —-jeff

Las Posadas

by Jeff Baker

It was a couple of weeks before Christmas around 1993, a week before finals and I was going to St. Nigel’s College in Kansas. To my mind about as far away from where Scott Garcia (that was me) grew up as you could get and still afford to go to school.

Sometimes Albuquerque seemed so far away.

I was studying biology, playing intramural sports and dating around that semester, my Junior year and somehow I got dragged into what was called the Hispanic Students Alliance. It was a way to meet girls and check out guys so I went through it.

One of the ideas we had floated around with the Campus Ministry Department was to do Las Posadas. I’d been in it a few times when I was a kid, but I wasn’t a kid anymore. Still, that evening we all got dressed up and made the procession, followed by a bunch of onlookers.

For the uninitiated; “Las Posadas” recreates the journey of Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem. Usually the competition to portray the Holy Couple can be pretty fierce and un-Christ-like but we had Zack and Marta, who were actually married leading the procession.

It was a warmish December evening but we still confined the walk to the inside, through the Administration Building and across the quad to the old dorm building that was used as overflow faculty offices. The way Las Posadas works is Joseph and Mary knock on the doors of houses (or offices) looking for a room and (by tradition) they are turned away. This goes on until we reach the planned destination and since the chapel was closed for renovation for most of that semester we were using the lobby of the old dorm where the offices were.

The big concession to student schedules and finals was we only did this one night instead of for nine. I needed to cram for a couple of finals anyway and I was sure even the Holy Family felt the same way.

It went on the way it was supposed to; we sang Christmas songs (the really old ones, not the one about the Grandmother getting flattened by a reindeer) knocking on doors and being turned away until we reached Professor Meyerbeer’s office on the third floor. He was old, at least I thought sixty was old when I was twenty, and he taught courses in Judaism which was not as incongruous as you might think at a Catholic school; he and Father Gareth had known each other for ages.

Zack and Marta knocked on Professor Meyerbeer’s office door, asked for a room and he sharply told them “No” and shut the door in their faces. We were heading down the hall singing “Silent Night” when we heard a door open and the Professor’s voice calling for us to stop.

“You folks may have a long way to travel,” the Professor said as he handed us all small, warm bags. Roasted peanuts. To this day I don’t know how he kept them so warm in the office.

“My Mother would never forgive me if I let travelers go on their way without a meal,” the Professor said. He smiled and waved. “Now, be on your way and let me know if you find the Messiah.”

We wandered downstairs, knocking on offices, singing and munching peanuts until we made our way to the lobby where Campus Ministry had set up a little Nativity scene by the fireplace that didn’t work anymore, along with some food and cans of soda. We sang more carols, had an impromptu Christmas service and ate.

I went back to the dorm, studied some and crashed.

I dreamed of vast, midnight skies of two-thousand years ago and of voices in an ancient language singing, their songs rising to the heavens.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This Christmas story was inspired by an article in my old college’s paper from a few years ago about students doing Las Posadas. I remember reading about it when I was a kid and yes, I have family in Albuquerque.

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Reading Report for April/May 2026, from Jeff Baker (May 21, 2026)

Reading Report April/May 2026

Got a lot more writing than reading done this period (see my April/May Progress Report) but I did manage to read through a few things.

Read “A Night In King’s College Chapel” by M. R. James. Best known for his scary ghost stories, this James story is a comedic fantasy that was rediscovered and published in the Nineteen-Eighties. Fun, and still under copyright.

Read some of the stories in the new Crippen and Landru collection “Cardula And the Locked Rooms” by Jack Ritchie, prior to reviewing it.

Read some of the stories in John Floyd’s new Crippen and Landru collection “River Road And Other Stories.” Again prior to reviewing it.

Both Floyd’s and Ritchie’s books are highly recommended here!

Read Jeffrey Ricker’s story “Charlotte’s Mother,” on the Saturday Evening Post website. It was a runner-up in the Post’s “Great American Fiction Contest” in 2019. My gosh, I know Jeff! (All Jeffs know each other; it’s a rule!)

Read a chapter in the YA mystery novel “The Flying Stingaree” by John Blaine that I mentioned in an earlier Report.

Included the line: “You might say that the first glimmer of daylight is man’s worst hour…”

And I’m about halfway through “The Riddle Of the Stone Elephant” by Bruce Campbell. The nearly Eighty-Year-old YA mystery series I mentioned in an earlier report. Both of these old books are fun.

A caveat here; apparently, the Blaine series (About Rick Brandt) has some racist language in a couple of the earlier books in the series. Oh well, I’m not going to read them all.

As always, I read the usual weekly stories by Kaje Harper and the monthly flash fiction by E. H. Timms. Well worth it.

—-jeff baker May 21, 2026

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Progress Report for April/May 2026 from Jeff Baker (May 21, 2026)

Progress Report April/May 2026

Not as many things finished or even worked on but I’ve worked on a couple of way longer stories. Most notably the YA-Sci-Fi/Science-Fantasy novella I mentioned last month. Finished it and sent it off. 20,000+ words! Then I suddenly found a call for an “LGBT Arthurian Fantasy” anthology so I wrote up something I had been intending to do for years as I had already mentioned one of the characters in a flash fiction story.

Edited an older story that I sent off to a market and dreamed up the ending for another story that is on the back burner.

Wrote up another longer story, seven pages in one day!! Also wrote a bunch of the regular flash fiction stories, a couple of reviews and the QSF column for May.

As for the romance novella/novelette I mentioned last month, I got back into doing that once I finished other stuff and I now have twenty-seven pages done.

I’m trying to keep up with the four-pages-a-day thing for at least five days a week but I get lazy sometimes and just don’t do it.

And speaking of those near-weekly flash fictions, I’ve been doing those for ten years as of this month—-not bad!!!

That’s about it for now! —–jeff baker May 21, 2026

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“Tales Of the Glories.” A Friday Flash Fics Tenth Anniversary Extra Re-Post, by Jeff Baker from 2018. (May 20, 2026)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Early on I took a break for a few weeks around the holiday season, but these days I write a lot of Christmas stories. I couldn’t decide which one to post, so I’m going to post two of them. Here’s one from December, 2018—-jeff

Tales of the Glories

By Jeff Baker

It snowed the week before Christmas in 1977, my junior year in college. It was a few days before the start of winter, and somebody at school cracked that it had been winter for about a month and a half already. After finals week, I was one of a few people staying in the dorm over the break; a full week before Christmas on the weekend. I had my job to go to, plus my Mom and Dad lived halfway across the country. I was in the old dorm; the jocks were in Rawson Hall, the new dorm. The basketball team had a game right before Christmas, and some of them had no place else to go, so I guess Coach had a Christmas dinner for them, which was fine.

My only interaction with them was checking them out when they did their afternoon run around campus, sometimes in their shorts (and sweatshirts.) The only other guy I knew on my floor who was there that week was Scooter Monroe. He said he didn’t celebrate Christmas and didn’t even bother much with Hanukkah, which had been a couple of weeks earlier anyway.

I was on my way home from work when it started to snow. This was about nine at night and I was trying to get the basketball game on the radio. No luck. When I pulled into the dorm parking lot everything was covered with about an inch of fluffy snow. I grabbed the little bag of groceries from the back seat and headed into the dorm and found Scooter inside looking out the window.

“Wow,” he breathed. “I’ve seen snow in movies, but this is the first time I’ve ever been in it! I mean, been where it was snowing like this!”

“There’s more on the way,” I said. “I heard on the radio that they were expecting at least a foot overnight.”

“Phew!” Scooter said with a big grin.

I shifted the grocery bag in my arms.

“Listen, the cafeteria is going to be closed tomorrow and so will a lot of other places, so I’ve got some stuff here and a fridge so come over to my room and we’ll make a party of it.”

“Sure!” Scooter said. “You know, I would have gone to school down in Florida if I hadn’t broken up with my boyfriend.”

“I’ve never been in a relationship with a guy long enough to have a boyfriend,” I said. And we let that hang in the air. This was 1977, remember. I hadn’t known Scooter was gay or bi or what. I didn’t know whether he was making a pass at me or I was making a pass at him. So we said “See ya,” and went to our separate rooms.

Later that night the snow and wind kicked in, I heard it as I was dozing. The next morning there were drifts of snow blown against the buildings, more than a foot of snow on the ground and the city was shut down. The parking lot was a thick covering of white with a few lumps here and there from the few cars still parked there. It was cloudy with a few flakes drifting down but it was still like looking at a big sheet of blank typing paper. Pine trees were covered with globs of white fluff. I’d put on my boots and jacket and went outside. It was like walking around in a Christmas card. I took it all in.

Something swished past my head. A snowball. I looked up; Scooter was there laughing. He had a scarf and a jacket and was making another snowball. I grabbed a lump of snow and tossed it at him. It fell short. The next one I threw got him right in the chest. For the next few minutes the two of us exchanged volleys and I’ll always remember the sound of our laughter echoing in the snowy quiet.

That afternoon Scooter and I sat in my room and listened to Christmas carols on the radio. I warmed up a few sandwiches on the stove in the kitchen down the hall. That evening I called in and they didn’t want anybody trying to get to work for the next few days. (We were closed on Christmas anyway.) So Scooter an I spent two days largely holed-up in the dorm listening to the radio, ambling down a block from the college to the convenience store for a six-pack or singing along with the Christmas music on the radio as best we could.

There’ll be hairy goats Torries

And tales of the glories

Of dorm messes long, long ago…

That was after the beer. And yeah, Scooter and I kissed a few times. But it didn’t go any farther than that. Scooter transferred back to Florida to finish college that next semester. I was so busy I barely noticed. But forty-one years later, a December doesn’t go by that I don’t think of being in that snowbound campus with Scooter, looking out the window at the dark night and the Christmas stars.

—end—

NOTE: Hanukkah in 1977 began Sunday Dec. 4, ended Monday Dec. 12.

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“Don’t Blame the Messenger,” A Friday Flash Fics Tenth Anniversary Re-Post From September 26, 2016. (May 20, 2026) By Jeff Baker.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Here’s another early story, from almost ten years ago. A lot of people liked this story I did on the old Monday Flash Fiction page. Somebody mentioned that the picture was Amsterdam and then when I thought of bike messengers and of what else are supposedly messengers, I had my story. Enjoy! ——jeff baker

Don’t Blame the Messenger

By Jeff Baker

“Okay, if you’re an angel, how come you’ve got a bicycle instead of wings?”

“Angels are messengers,” the man at the front of the bike said. “Haven’t you ever heard of a bike messenger?”

“Yeah, but I…Lookout!” Stan yelled.

They swerved to avoid the car stopped in the road. Stan held onto the back of the bike for dear life. He was wishing he hadn’t listened about a half hour ago when the man had shown up at his hotel, asked if this was room 243, asked if he was Stan Howard and told him he was an angel.

There was nothing angelic about the words the Angel spat out as he regained control of the bike.

“Pardon my French,” he said.

“We’re in Amsterdam,” Stan said. “And you told me this was urgent.”

“It is,” said the Angel.

“If you’re an angel why don’t you just OOOP!”

They hit a bump in the road. The Angel swore again.

“Why don’t we just fly?” Stan said.

“I don’t have a license to fly with passengers,” the Angel said glancing back with a grin.

“This is some kind of Amsterdam drug deal, isn’t it?” Stan asked. “I’m not into that. The only thing I ever…”

The Angel interrupted.

“The strongest thing you ever tried was weed; the last time was in College, January 23, 2006. That was at a party where you and Billy Mitzer went into the back room and made out.” The Angel slowed the bike to a stop. “But you really had a crush on Kev Sanchez and you never told anyone.”

Stan’s jaw dropped.

“Billy is straight; he’s married with three kids and was so stoned he doesn’t even remember that night.”

“How do you…” Stan began.

“I’m an angel. I know things. Like your needing to be right here right now. And that my telling you I was an angel was the only thing I could say that would get you on the back of this bike.”

Stan had stepped off the bike when the Angel started pedaling away.

“Hey!” Stan yelled. The Angel looked back and called back at Stan.

“You might want to give Kev Sanchez a call.”

Stan thought about running after him, but instead turned and started walking back to the hotel.

The woman had been pounding on the door of room 243 for about five minutes when the door across the hall opened.

“He’s not there,” the man said.

“What?”

“He left about thirty minutes ago.”

“Well, then I have the wrong room,” she said. “I’m looking for my aunt.”

“Older woman? American?” the man asked.

“Yes!”

“I saw her in the lobby a while back,” he said.

“Oh. Okay, thanks,” she said heading down the hall.

“Do you want a cup of coffee later?” he asked.

She stopped and turned. He was her age and there was something about him.

“Yes,” she said. “In the café, downstairs. Later.”

She smiled and walked down the hall.

She seemed nice, he thought as he watched her go. Who knows? Maybe they were destined to meet.

—end—

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Friday Flash Fics Tenth Anniversary Re-Post: “A Hierarchy Of Widows,” by Jeff Baker from July 4, 2016 (May 18, 2026)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is from about ten years ago. It’s one of the first one of these I wrote that I thought was really good. Hence the dedication. Enjoy! —jeff

A Hierarchy of Widows

By Jeff Baker

Cynthia passed the closed, quiet apartment door on her way upstairs. She’d taken the woman in B3 soup a couple of times, but she wouldn’t leave her room. 25 was an awfully young to be widowed. She walked up the stairs to her apartment, but when she heard the rain on the roof she made her decision and went back to knock on the door.

“Shirley,” Cynthia said when the younger woman opened the door. “You’re coming with me.”

The younger woman made a few protests but Cynthia interrupted her, talking as she led her to the ground floor.

“Now, I know you’ve been a widow for two weeks now, but my George has been gone for eleven years. I outrank you,” Cynthia said. Shirley hadn’t known there was a hierarchy of widows. Cynthia went on.

“Now I found sometimes that it helps to do something the two of you used to do together, but I need two people for this.” Cynthia said as she opened the old wood framed glass door. They stepped down onto the sidewalk which, as usual during a rainstorm, was flooded with water.

“Shouldn’t we go back in?” Shirley asked.

“Nonsense, the rain is letting up. Now where, ah! Here!” Cynthia reached down in the water and picked up a rock. “What we do is play hopscotch.”

“In this water?” Shirley asked, taking off her shoes.

“See the cracks in the sidewalk, those are the squares and you imagine the numbers; one, two, three, four, see?” Cynthia said pointing. “You imagine the numbers, here we go.”

She tossed the rock which “Plooped” into the water and then, with slooshy splashes, hopped on the squares and bent over to pick up the rock.

“Your turn now,” Cynthia said handing Shirley the rock.

“But I really haven’t…” Shirley began.

“Come on! It’s easy!” Cynthia said, grabbing Shirley’s hand and tossing the rock again. “We hop like this, follow me.”

The two women hopped, hand in hand through the water.

“But what if we fall?” Shirley started to say. Then they fell, splashing in the water. Cynthia began to laugh and Shirley did too. She sat there wet and cold and laughed and when Cynthia held up her soaked, handbag, dripping water, she laughed some more.

And when Shirley realized for the first time in two weeks that she was alive, she laughed all the harder.

—end—

—–for Ray Bradbury

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Rainbow Snippets “Entr’acte,” by Jeff Baker. A Tenth Anniversary Post. (May 17, 2026)

Every Week at Rainbow Snippets https://www.facebook.com/groups/RainbowSnippets participants post six lines of a work of theirs, a work-in-progress or a work by someone else that has LGBT characters

This week I’m celebrating my tenth anniversary of posting these near-weekly stories. Here’s snippets from the very first one: “Entr’acte.”

Danny shook his head and held up the script.  “Look, are you people sure about this? I mean this dialogue is really lame.”

“Yeah,” Kent said. “We’re really going to talk like this?”

“Yes you are,” said the man behind the podium.

“And we fall in love?” Danny asked.

“Madly,” the man said.

“When?” Kent asked.

“About twenty-six years from now,” the man said. “When you both are about twenty-five.”

A bit longer than usual but you get the idea. And after I posted that one I tried writing another one next week and I was off and running. Wow.

Here’s a link to that first story https://authorjeffbaker.com/2016/05/25/monday-flash-fiction-on-wednesday/

See you next time.—–jeff

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Friday Flash Fics Tenth Anniversary Story Repost: “The Kid In Yellow,” by Jeff Baker. (May 16, 2026) From February 2020.

For my Tenth Anniversary Week of posting these stories, here’s something a little creepy, which ties into my love of comic strips, especially early comic strips. Enjoy! Here’s “The Kid In Yellow” —-jeff

The Kid in Yellow

By Jeff Baker

I pulled my car next to Basil’s ancient roadster hoping he wasn’t dressed in his aviator’s goggles and one of those long dusters like in that Terry-Thomas movie.

“Sidney!” I heard the familiar voice and saw Basil waving at me from the doorway of the bank building. Yes, in a duster with the goggles on his head. “Over here, old chap!”

Basil wasn’t British, he was just affected. Since he was rich, people accepted him as a harmless eccentric. As long as he paid me to manage some of his business interests I went along with him. But I didn’t let him drive.

“I’m glad you got my message,” Basil said. “This is really astounding. Of course, nobody else can know about it!”

Except the tax people, I thought.

Basil and I walked up the stone stairs into the bank, under the carved words CITY LIBRARY still etched into the stone. Inside the high ceiling and the cathedral-like windows were reminders of the building’s origins as a 1915 library.

“Back here,” Basil said, almost bounding ahead. If he was trying to be nonchalant he was failing miserably. Still, I was interested. One of his previous finds had been the vintage roadster which had spent most of the previous years in a garage.

The roadster and the goggles had given Basil his nickname: Mr. Toad.

“This is pretty rare,” Basil said as we walked into a well-lit back room with a large, wooden table running the length of the room. On the table were two large folders, the kind that I’d seen art students carrying. At the far end of the table stood a grim-faced bank official eyeing the folders warily.

“Mr. Forman,” the official began. “I really must advise against any of this…” The Basil cut him off.

“Don’t be preposterous! I’m paying a good deal of money to keep this stuff secure here. Besides, it is all mine!” Basil rubbed his hands gleefully. “Here, Alec, put on these gloves.”

As Basil and I put on the clear plastic gloves (like you’d swear to make sandwiches at a mall food court, I thought) he kept on talking. Explaining, rather.

“I’m sure you’ve heard of Richard F. Outcault, the popular American cartoonist of the late 19th Century. “

I hadn’t, but I didn’t say.

“He’s most famous for The Yellow Kid, a street urchin in a yellow nightshirt, at least in the color pages. Original artwork is deucedly hard to find, but I purchased these at an auction in Germany.” Basil opened the nearest of the folders, revealing two cartoon panels, side-by side. One showed a group of kids on a city street teasing a boy wearing a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, a small dog running and barking with a happy look on its face. The other was a full-length drawing of one of the kids from the other cartoon; bald-headed and barefoot, waving at the viewer, grinning and wearing a yellow nightshirt.

“Look, that’s where the dialogue would be.”

Basil pointed to the nightshirt. There was scrawled Outcault’s signature along with the words “For Mr. Hearst, with greatest appreciation.”

“William Randolph Hearst?” I asked.

“Citizen Kane, himself,” Basil said. “I’m gathering the German estate did not realize what they had.” He closed the first folder. “The Yellow Kid is important in the history of copyright. There were numerous rip-offs of the feature, leading to the term ‘yellow journalism.’ Now this particular example appeared in a somewhat darker periodical aimed at a, uh, somewhat more select audience.”

The bank official shifted uncomfortably on his feet.

“’Das Unaussprechliche Kultur’ was circulated by a small religious sect that did not hold services on Sundays. Or even during daylight,” Basil said with a smile that I did not like. “I’m not sure of the artist, but I’m sure you will appreciate the sentiment.”

He carefully opened the second folder. What lay inside was a large, one panel cartoon; street scene, night. Similar urchins to those in the Outcault but with fixed ghastly grins. They had surrounded the Little Lord Fauntleroy kid, his own face a mask of terror. The little black dog was parading through the scene with something that had once been alive clutched in his jaws. Presiding over this abomination was a grotesque version of the Kid; the words on his nightshirt being in some alien tongue.

I quickly looked away.

“You have heard, of course, of Robert W. Chambers’ stories about ‘The King In Yellow,’ a dark play which drives its readers mad? This inspired Lovecraft and other imitators to create their own forbidden fictional literature and insert it in their stories, but this was the original inspiration and it is real!”

Basil grinned even broader. I noticed the bank official was averting his eyes.

“The cult that put out this copy in 1902 vanished around 1906,” Basil said. “The document I read said they had been on the verge of summoning something. Nonetheless, this is the only relic they left. The photocopies don’t seem to have the same, well, the same something.”

I glanced down at the paper. I thought the dog had somehow moved, that it had dropped its tasty morsel and was eyeing Little Lord Fauntleroy who had covered his face with his hands. At least, I thought so. I quickly glanced away.

Because I felt something in that momentary glance; something ancient that smelled of swamps and old crypts, something that made me feel like I had been staring at a spinning light until my eyes were blurry. I told myself that I didn’t believe any of that about a book driving people mad and that Basil Forman was just a harmless nut and that the cartoon panel hadn’t been moving, but I was telling myself these things as I mumbled my goodbyes and headed out the door.

I didn’t know about my job, I didn’t know if I heard Basil laughing maniacally and as I walked out to the parking lot I wasn’t sure if the headlights of Basil’s roadster were watching me somehow.

I drove away. And I did not look back.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: To write this story I simply combined Robert W. Chamber’s “King In Yellow” with Richard Outcault’s “The Yellow Kid.” (An obvious word association—if you’re me!) The picture prompt of an old roadster fit perfectly. —-jsb 2/11/20.

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“Naptime.” Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker for May 15, 2026.

Naptime

by Jeff Baker

The shaking in the small room stopped and the man on the cot’s eyes flew open. He saw a toppled stack of books, a spilled cup of coffee and scattered clothes and an overturned chair. There was a big picture window on the opposite wall, running nearly the length of the narrow room, about twenty feet. The window looked out into a corridor and the open door of an office. Now, where and when was he?

“Ohhhhhh, boy!” the man muttered.

He hopped out of bed and tried the door at the far end of the room. Locked.

“This isn’t another jail is it?” he asked.

There was a whizzing sound and a man in a gaudy suit smoking a cigar suddenly stepped out of nowhere.

“Hey, Sam,” the man in the suit said. “Sorry I didn’t get here sooner. There was some kind of interference and when I was here before I didn’t want to wake you…oh, nice shorts.”

Sam glanced down. He was only wearing a pair of boxer shorts. He blushed.

“Okay, Sam,” the man said clicking on a handheld device with a finger that wasn’t holding a cigar. “Your name is Zack Bailey and you’re a college kid who signed up for a sleep study here and…you just had an earthquake.”

“Yeah, Al, I noticed. “Sam said.

“And not just any earthquake, this is THE earthquake. The one that interrupted the 1989 World Series and wrecked half of San Francisco. Oh, it’s October 17, 1989 and you’re just outside Oakland, California.”

Sam glanced over at the window. Al was a mentally-projected hologram and didn’t reflect and instead of Sam’s reflection there was a skinny pale kid with dark hair.

“Anyway,” Al said. “Doctor Beeks is checking Zack over. He’s out of it.”

“Out of it?” Sam asked.

“Yeah, he was awake enough to say he took sleeping pills.”

“Sleeping pills?” Sam asked.

“A couple of over-the-counter things. Dozey-Doodles or something like that.” Al said. “Beeks says he’s fine but isn’t staying awake.”

“Any idea what I’m here to do?” Sam asked. He was pacing the floor slowly, stepping over things that had fallen during the earthquake.

“Uh, no.” Al said, poking at the device. “Ziggy says there was some kind of magnetic interference here before the quake and it traveled in through the link and it’s affecting her ability to access the history files.”

Sam had stopped pacing in front of the window.

“Al!” Sam said pointing out the window. “I think I know what I’m here to do.”

Sam and Al stared.

Outside the window in the small office there was a large man in a security uniform sitting on a wooden chair, one hand clutching at his chest but apparently passed out, his head tipped to one side.

“Looks like he was having chest pains and had some kind of heart attack,” Al said.

“If I was out there I could do something, like CPR.” Sam said.

“You are a doctor, after all” Al said, walking through the wall and giving the guard the once over.

“He’s still breathing, Sam.” Al said as he stepped back into the room. “But I’m not sure for how long. And nobody else is out there.” He clicked on the device. “Ziggy says that the guard…” Al looked up. “This information is from his obituary, Sam. They find him here when they check on Zack in a few hours.”

“And this window is too thick to break.” Sam said. “I don’t know what…wait…wait…I think I know…”

Standing outside, Sam and Al watched as paramedics lifted the guard on a stretcher into the ambulance. The guard was in an oxygen mask but he gave Sam a thumbs-up before they closed the ambulance doors and drove off.

“That was quick thinking, Sam.” Al said. “I wouldn’t have thought to look for a phone in that sleep-study bedroom.”

“You couldn’t see it because it was under stuff that had fallen during the earthquake.” Sam said. “It was probably for emergencies. And I’m betting that Zack would have slept through all of this.”

“In the original history, he did.” Al said. “But now that guard is around for a bunch more years, because you got a hold of someone else in the building. And he’s back on the job in a few weeks.”

“Hey, what about Zack?” Sam asked.

“Oh, well, he graduates in a couple of years, but I don’t think they ever finish the sleep study.” Al said checking the device. “And you’re about to…”

But in another instant, Sam was gone and Zack plopped down on the sidewalk, fast asleep.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I started doing these weekly stories ten years ago in May 2016. This was one of the prompt pics for when they were doing two Facebook prompt pages years ago, one I didn’t do a story for. I thought the guy in it looked like actor Scott Bakula. Hence this piece of fan fiction. Hope you liked it. Oh and that “magnetic interference” before the 1989 ‘quake really happened…

Next week, something special. See you then.

—jeff

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