The Travels of Galahad the Squirrel. June 2020s Flash Fiction Draw Challenge story by Jeff Baker

 

The Travels of Galahad the Squirrel

By Jeff Baker

 

AUTHOR’S NOTE: If you’re just joining us, the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge (presided over by Cait Gordon, thank you very much!) involves the drawing of three cards, each of which corresponds to a genre, a setting and an object that must be in the story. This time, the three were a historical fiction, an empty pill bottle and Parliament Hill or the White House as the setting. I went whole hog with the setting, and I put in the northern Black Squirrels which I have seen in Marsyville and Hanover, Kansas.

 

The late spring air was beginning to fill with the scents of summer when the Aged Squirrel called four of the younger ones to the Hollow Tree. The Aged Squirrel surveyed the four as they stood at attention, ears pricked, tails twitching, black fur freshly brushed. The Aged Squirrel twitched his tail once, his white hairs appearing bright against his black coat as he glanced from one to the other.

“We live in perilous times,” the Aged Squirrel began. “We have received a dire warning from the Colony in Marysville, news which precipitated sending of a nut-message.”

One of the young squirrels gasped; a nut-message was only used in the most urgent circumstances: their fellows had died before delivering such messages. The Aged Squirrel went on.

“In such times, it is vital that we deliver the response immediately. This message could prevent the extinction of one of our colonies.”

“So, we must go to Marysville?” one of the young squirrels asked, in direct violation of the protocalls and manners of the Hollow Tree.

“The message is from Marysville,” the Aged Squirrel said, ignoring the breach in dignity. “It had to travel a great deal and the last of the relay messengers is exhausted and may not survive.” He twitched his tail again. “Our fellows in the trees outside Human’s Parliament keep their ears open. The Humans War may be on the verge of destroying the world.”

The four young squirrels looked at each other; more nervous than they usually were.

“Over twenty summers ago, we tried to warn humans in the building when it burned. They do not listen to us. The least we can do in this hour of peril is relay whatever this message is,” the Aged Squirrel said. He looked directly at one of the four. “Galahad, you have been chosen by destiny, as you are the swiftest. You will relay the nut-message to the tallest tree on the grounds of the White House. Bring the message…”

Another squirrel, even older, stepped forward and handed Galahad a carved wooden nut, small enough to fit in a squirrel’s paw.

“When you arrive at the tall tree, you may not be strong enough to relay the message back. Their colony will send messengers to the other colonies. You were given the human name spoke often in the Parliament in days gone: the name Galahad. A name of bravery, endurance and sacrifice.”

Galahad looked up from the nut-message he was clutching and spoke.

“How…how will I find the way to the tall tree and the white home?” he asked.

The Aged Squirrel indicated Galahad should follow him to the back of the trunk. There were several small bottles lined up in rows. There were three which had been pulled to the front.

“These containers have been cleansed of the human chemicals,” the Aged Squirrel said,     “and we have placed inside items with the scents which will guide you on your journey. Smell this one fist, then this, then this. Remember the scents and follow them in order.”

Galahad took a deep breath from the first bottle, then the second, then the third.

“We have also found a way to quicken your journey,” the Aged Squirrel said. “A dangerous way: the metal containers that carry humans on their metal rails have prescribed destinations. If you hide yourself on the one that leaves from near here as the sun is setting you will find yourself infinitely closer to the Tall Tree in a shorter amount of time. These visitors will show you where the traveling container is and tell you where and how to hide yourself and when to leave the container and travel the rest of the way on your own.”

Two red squirrels stepped forward and bowed low to the Aged Squirrel. Galahad bowed to the Aged Squirrel and to the newcomers. He closed his eyes, remembering the scents, and then followed the two red squirrels into the outside world, the world of tension and impending human war.

 

 

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House on Benatau Hill, Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker for May 5, 2020.

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The House on Benatau Hill

By Jeff Baker

 

“I loved this place since I first saw it years ago.” Alejandro said, turning around to look out the big windows on either side of the living room. “And you can’t beat that view.”

He was right: the living room windows opened on three sides with a spectacular view of the canyons, cliffs and hills. The house, built and furnished in a modern 1950s-style was built on the top of Benatau Hill, actually a sort of mesa, the top of which was covered almost entirely by the house and linked to the large mountain with a road by a bridge.

“I used to see this in the middle of the night with all the lights lit up. When I heard old man Benatau had died, I rushed to buy this from his estate.”

“It’s fantastic!” Rafael said, gawking at the view. “And the furniture looks new! It’s like stepping into a film set, or going back to 1952!”

“Benatau was married five times and he managed to get richer with each new marriage,” Alejandro said. Divorced twice, widowed once officially, two more times unofficially, I say unofficially because he had two of his exes declared dead.” He stared at the tall cliff faces that stretched around for miles, reminding him of places in South America. “If this was the U.S., he probably would have gone to prison, but bribery carries a lot more weight here than it does there.”

“I guess,” Rafael said.

“Hey! Look at this! This is cool!” Alejandro led Rafael around a corner to a wide set of stairs. Halfway up, he reached over and pulled at a corner of a small alcove. There was a “pop” and the arched wall in the alcove swung open, revealing a small room inside.

“Secret guest bedroom, with its own bathroom!” Alejandro said. “But that’s nothing. There are a couple of secret passages leading to a secret basement built into the mountain. And watch this.”

They were at the top of the stairs, there was a tall bookcase built into the wall and a hallway leading to another set of bedrooms. Alejandro pulled a book from the shelf and there was a silent “click” and the bookcase opened outward, revealing a dark interior.

“After you,” Alejandro said. Grinning, Rafael stepped inside. There was a clunk as the trapdoor opened and a loud scream as Rafael fell all the way down the Cliffside to the roaring river below.

Alejandro shut the bookcase with another clicking sound.

“Well,” Alejandro said to the empty house. “…at least we had a pre-nup.”

 

—end—

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Progress Report, June 3/4, 2020 by Jeff Baker.

A quickie. Finished both the Friday Flash story and the Flash Fiction Draw Challenge story for June.

That’s all for now.

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Lazy-Ass Progress Report by Jeff Baker, June 1, 2020 (and earlier.)

Didn’t do a lot of writing over the weekend, but did write part of the column for QSF. I wrote it when I was angry, I may have to rewrite it or discard it altogether. That’s the mood the U.S. is in right now. Also did two (!!!) interviews. One with the Two Gay Geeks for their podcast (on which more later) and the other with Anthony Cardno for Pride Month.  Both went well. Pwhew! Two bits of promo in a couple of days! Career is on an upswing! I have the idea for the Friday Flash story, I just have to write it down, and I started the weekly Flash Fiction Draw story, but I goofed up and almost didn’t include one of the things that’s supposed to be in the story.

And, I finally learned to spell “squirrel.”

I need to do some work on the mystery story and on the pulp-adventure story I can submit this Fall, but I will get to those later.

That’s all for now.

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Subway Series Played on Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker (May 29, 2020)

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Subway Series

by Jeff Baker

 

Where U @ ?

Just Past March Street Station.

Find it yet?

Nope. L

Where U looking?

Under all the seats in the station.

U on the tracks?

Hell No! Not stupid!

Hey! There’s abandoned station north of there. March Street is bigger one.

Okay. How far?

About half a block, I think.

Give me a bit.

U There?

Yeah. Found the old entrance. Hey!

Surprise!

There’s no cache, just U!

Yeah! Nice, huh?

Why are we still texting face to face?

Let’s stop texting and start necking!

 

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Progress Report, May 27/28, 2020 from Jeff Baker.

Made a few changes on the mystery and then I finished the flash fiction story for this week. Of course, I have to get a good title; I didn’t write it down when I thought it up (in bed!) All I remember is that it is the last line of a poem with a familiar first line.

That’s all for now.

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Yet More Progress! (Amazingly!) Progress Report From Jeff Baker, May 26, 2020.

Didn’t think I was going to get to it, but I wrote a few lines on the mystery, even more importantly I tightened up a few things. The MS has at least a page-and-a-half of notes written IN CAPITAL LETTERS, so when I use those and delete them the MS may be about 2500 words, not a bad length for a mystery.

And I finished reading L. Frank Baum’s only mystery short-story “The Suicide of Kiaros,” reprinted in “Knights of Madness,” edited by Peter Haining. A locked-room mystery that plays out like an inverted detective story (way before Columbo!) where the reader knows the killer’s identity from the start, but the story does not bring on a conventional detective. The ending, however, is a perfect twist which would have made a great Alfred Hitchcock Presents, except I don’t know how they could have done it. It relies on one word…

That’s all for now!

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Editing is Progress Too! (So is deleting, for that matter!) Progress Report for May25, 2020, from Jeff Baker.

Did a little historical research on the mystery I’m writing and found a couple of goofs I needed to correct (which I did!) and also found some things I could use to clarify the descriptions, and fixed that. Also read through what I have and deleted several things that are just repetitious. Looks better! As I said, deleting is progress too!

As for the reading, been making slow progress (I keep getting distracted and starting too late in the evening!) reading one of L. Frank Baum’s few adult short-stories: “The Suicide of Kiaros.” A bona-fide locked-room mystery, based apparently on Baum’s days working in an office and coming to work and finding the manager murdered in his office. I’ve gotten on a jag of reading Baum’s stories lately; they are seriously underrated!

That’s all for now!

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Progress Report for May 24, 2020 from Jeff Baker.

Wrote about 2 1/4 pages on the story I may send off in the Fall. Action, adventure, fantasy and swords!

That’s all for now!

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Actually Some Progress! Progress Report for May 23, 2020 by Jeff Baker.

Hadn’t worked on the mystery in a few days so I took the best writing advice I could ever give (maybe the only good advice!) and started writing at a part where I DID have some idea what to do and where it was going. Closed up a couple of plot holes too. Wrote about 1 and-a-forth pages. I’m behind schedule on this, but I figure if I keep at this I may have it done in two weeks.

That’s all for now.

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