“At Least the Natives are Friendly.” Cool Down With Friday Flash Fics for December 9th, 2022 from Jeff Baker.

At Least the Natives are Friendly

by Jeff Baker

Zack could hear the scraping sounds echoing from the other driveways as he joined his neighbors in attacking an icy car window with a scraper.

“Swell,” he grumbled through the scarf covering his mouth. “Eighteen light-years from Earth and I still have to do this every morning.”

He looked around the neighborhood, rows of irregularly-shaped domed houses reminding Zack of the houses in that ancient Dr. Seuss Christmas cartoon. Snow in the yards and on the roofs, oddly-formed pink trees and driveways shoveled clear by neighbor kids, some of them with furry faces.

Streets clear, thank heaven, he mused. That was one good thing about living and working on a planet where it was winter four fifths of the year.

He pulled down his scarf and blew into the air; he could see his breath just like back on Earth. Oh well, at least the pay was good.

Zack had shipped out on a star freighter when he was sixteen and had worked his way across the solar systems as far away as he could get from his abusive family. He hadn’t minded being on his own and when the opportunity to run the warehouse on Blumenstuck had come up he’d jumped on it, When he’d been told it was winter most of the year there, he’d shrugged.

What the hey! Just like Wisconsin. Scraping the car window every morning was a pain, but the job wasn’t bad and it paid well and the Earth people shared the world with the Olarni, who had arrived on the planet two hundred years earlier, seeking a colder world. They liked the cold and were basically furry humanoids.

And some of them liked the Earth people.

Zack grinned. That was the real fringe benefit, one that made him stick with the job and the cold mornings.

He came home every evening to a sweet, warm, furry pan-sexual Olarni man who would make any world Zack was on feel like home.

Emidos had been raised on Blumenstuck and he loved it as he loved Zack.

And they both laughed at the name the icy world had been given by the Earth colonists who had seen it hanging in space like a flower. “ Blumenstuck” meant “flower piece.”

“Really cold for a flower,” they would laugh.

Zack was grinning as he finished scraping the windows and started the car.

—end—

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“Eric’s Buddy” article on RoM/Mantic Reads by Jeff Baker.

RoM/Mantic Reads (the E-Zine I’m a contributor to) has kindly posted my analysis of a Gay-themed episode of “That 70’s Show,” and how it could have been only the beginning! My thanks to Fiona Glass for maintaining the site! https://rommanticreads.wordpress.com/2022/12/06/jeff-baker-erics-buddy-a-deep-dive-into-that-70s-shows-gayest-episode/?fbclid=IwAR2zxopvqLVNyepfrVpyzsqeFRbtFlorGF0vvhZugfOBeNO-Ol5Tbe5KqtY

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Surf’s Up! For a Merry Mystery, for December 2022’s Flash Fiction Draw Challenge from Mike Mayak (December 5, 2022)

Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, December 2022—-The Draws!

First, here’s the prompts for the December 2022 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge. Then my usual long-winded explanation:

A Mystery

Set on (or near) a Merry-Go-Round

Involving a Surfboard

Now, on to the details.

Hi! I’m Mike Mayak, I also write as Jeff Baker and I’m the current moderator for the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, which was started by ‘Nathan Burgoine a few years ago and carried on by Cait Gordon and Jeffrey Ricker. It’s a monthly writing challenge mainly for stress-free fun that anyone can play.

Here’s how it works: the first Monday of every month I draw three cards; a heart, a diamond and a club. These correspond to a list naming a genre, a setting and an object that must appear in the story. Participants write up a flash fiction story, 1,000 words or less, post it to their website and link it here in the comments. I’ll post the results (and hopefully have one of my own written!) the week of December 12th, 2022.

As I’m no good making videos I did the drawing offstage and the results were the Five of Clubs (a surfboard), Six of Diamonds (a merry-go-round) and the Ace of Hearts (a mystery.)

So, get to writing and I’ll post the results next week!

Thanks for playing!

And here’s an addenda: I now have a Mastodon page/account for “Mike Mayak,” (MikeMayak@mastodon.lol) and I intend to keep this going through 2023!

See ya! ———-Mike

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Rainbow Snippets Comes Between a Dragon and His Wrath, with Jeff Baker, December 3rd, 2022.

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

Stretching the definition of “six lines” again for this story of mine “Come Not Between the Dragon and His Wrath,” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2022/11/11/come-not-between-the-dragon-and-his-wrath-friday-flash-fics-for-november-11-2022-by-jeff-baker/ where Willie goes to show his ex-boyfriend Allan the dragon tattoo he got especially for his current boyfriend, Ian. I got a nice response from readers in that the exes had a good relationship. Title, of course, from Shakespeare. Here’s the snippet:

“Yeah, I know,” Willie said. “You guys came in here to eat a couple of months ago.”

“I brought him in here to meet you,” Allan said, pulling his shirt down.

“Meeting the Ex,” Willie said with a grin. “Well, I hope he at least liked the restaurant.”

“Ian liked you,” Allan said. “I told him all about you.”

And that’s it for this week! Next week, something special for the holidays.

———-jeff

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Dig It Out With Friday Flash Fics. Getting a snack at the ballpark, from Jeff Baker. December 2, 2022.

Dig It Out

by Jeff Baker

“Oh, wow! What is this? It’s goooood!” Herbie said pecking at the ground with his beak.

“It’s sunflower seeds. Somebody must have been walking across the ball field munching them and dropped a few,” Morton said, ruffling his wings to settle his feathers.

“Man! I never imagined pecking for food on the ground would be so much fun!” Herbie said. “I’m gonna like being a goose!”

“Enjoy it while it lasts,” Morton said. “Canada Geese live about twenty-five years in the wild. I remember reading that once, back when I read a lot!”

“Really?” Herbie said. “You mean, we don’t come back as geese again?”

“Sometimes.” Morton said. “But reincarnation’s a real crapshoot. Ugh! Speaking of which, watch where you step. Ick!” Morton shook a webbed foot. “That one was fresh!”

“You get that in a baseball field full of geese,” Herbie said, glancing over at the rest of the gaggle, munching at the brown grass near the fence.

“Yeah,” Morton said. “I wanted to be a wolf, but I keep coming back as a bird. My first goose though.”

“Yeah, I…Ow! What the heck is this?” Herbie said.

Morton waddled over to get a closer look at what Herbie had unearthed with his beak.

“Looks like a ring somebody lost.” Morton said. “Hmmmmmm…if this is gold it could be valuable. Of course, that doesn’t do us any good!”

“Gimmie a moment,” Herbie said. He picked up the ring in his beak and waddled across the field, setting the ring down on home plate. “There. Somebody will find it. Maybe they’ll even find out who owned it.”

“Depends on what they value.” Morton said.

There was a honking from the geese in right field.

“Sounds like somebody found bread!” Herbie said eagerly.

“Hold on!” Morton said. “Leave the bread. That stuff just gives us the runs. Ooooooooh! Look! Here’s some grubs!”

—end—

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“This Site Uses Cookies.” By Jeff Baker. (From a Wednesday Words Prompt.) November 26, 2022.

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This Site Uses Cookies

by Jeff Baker

(November 23, 2022)

“Woah!” Danny said, shielding his eyes from the light from the bare bulb in the ceiling. “What is this, an interrogation?”

“Let me get that,” Mr. Fordyce said, reaching up to pull the cord turning the light off. The desk lamp lit the small room enough for both of them to see around the office. Fordyce owned the company but he rarely was in the office on the back loading dock used by the night crew.

“You work here long?” Fordyce asked Danny.

“First day was today,” Danny said.

“Well, don’t believe every story you hear about the night crew being a bunch of druggies. They couldn’t get the job done if they were. Hey, cookies!”

There was a large, holiday-themed platter of homemade cookies setting there on the desk.

“I guess we help ourselves,” Danny said.

The two men each reached for the platter, then froze in mid-reach.

“Do you remember that old episode of…” Danny started to say.

“…Barney Miller!” Mr. Fordyce finished.

“With the brownies!” Danny said.

The two men stared at the platter.

“What the hey!” Fordyce said as he grabbed a cookie. Danny did too.

“Gooood!” Danny said taking a bite.

They each grabbed one more for their respective drives home.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This story was written for a Wednesday Words prompt from Paula Wyant: https://ptwyant.com/2022/11/23/wednesday-words-413-11-23-2022/ The first day at a new job or school. Cookies. And, a bright light. For the record, this actually happened to me, but not on my first day on the job! —–jeff

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“We Gather Together” for Rainbow Snippets. November 26, 2022 from Jeff Baker.

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Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

We’re taking a break from our usual Friday Flash Fiction story I post for the week, but I wrote a Thanksgiving story anyway. https://authorjeffbaker.com/2022/11/23/we-gather-together-a-thanksgiving-story-by-jeff-baker-november-23-2022/ Based a little on something my family did for a few years. Oh, and I’m combining two chunks of snippets, which explains the length. (I didn’t want to break it up!)

Here, family patriarch Marcus is explaining how it all got started. Enjoy!——–jeff

“For the new arrivals, our annual Thanksgiving in August get-together started about twenty years ago after one too many trips over the river and through the woods in rotten, icy weather. Getting together in August seemed a better idea.”

There was a general nodding of heads around the table.

“So, we started this when my dear Vera was still alive and when at least a couple of our kids were still living at home. Some of the cousins showed up next year. Now I look around and there’s about twenty of us here! Mark and his fiancee Rebekah…”

Mark held up a hand and said “Yo.”

“And Christine and her, what? Girlfriend or fiancée, Sarah?” Marcus said.

“Just girlfriend for now.” Sarah said grinning back as Christine blushed.

Enjoy YOUR leftovers! ——jeff

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“We Gather Together.” A Thanksgiving Story by Jeff Baker. November 23, 2022.

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AUTHOR’S NOTE: No Friday Flash Fiction story this week (taking a break!) but I wrote this for Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! ——jeff

We Gather Together

by Jeff Baker

Marcus grinned as he glanced down the picnic table decorated with cutout turkeys and pilgrims as well as with a platter of real sliced turkey and casserole dishes filled with stuffing and mashed potatoes. There were cranberries and gravy being passed along the table somewhere. He counted quickly. Wow, he thought.

Marcus cleared his throat and called for attention.

“Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Even though it’s August.” There was some laughter from around the table in the sunlight. It was pleasant enough they had decided to hold the dinner outside.

Marcus went on.

“For the new arrivals, our annual Thanksgiving in August get-together started about twenty years ago after one too many trips over the river and through the woods in rotten, icy weather. Getting together in August seemed a better idea.”

There was a general nodding of heads around the table.

“So, we started this when my dear Vera was still alive and when at least a couple of our kids were still living at home. Some of the cousins showed up next year. Now I look around and there’s about twenty of us here! Mark and his fiancee Rebekah…”

Mark held up a hand and said “Yo.”

“And Christine and her, what? Girlfriend or fiancée, Sarah?” Marcus said.

“Just girlfriend for now.” Sarah said grinning back as Christine blushed.

Marcus raised a glass and everyone around the table followed suit.

“So, here’s to us. To our extended and, what’s the term, chosen family. And all our friends,” Marcus said. “Let’s remember that any day of the year is a day to be thankful.”

The glasses were raised a little higher, glinting in the sunlight.

—end—

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A Coo-Coo, Sock It To Me, Gayer-Than-You-Think Laugh-In World on RoM/Mantic Reads from Jeff Baker. November 22, 2o22

Here’s a link to my latest article on the RoM/Mantic Reads E-Zine: https://rommanticreads.wordpress.com/2022/11/22/jeff-baker-a-gayer-than-you-think-laugh-in-world/

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Thanksgiving Rainbow Snippet from Jeff Baker, November 19, 2022.

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

A Thanksgiving snippet this week, from my recent flash fic story “Baby, If You’ve Ever Wondered.” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2022/11/18/baby-if-youve-ever-wondered-spending-thanksgiving-with-friday-flash-fics-november-18-2022/ Borrowing the title from the theme to the TV series with the best Thanksgiving show ever. No falling turkeys here; instead a young man takes his nephew (in his baby carrier) down to the kitchen early Thanksgiving morning to check on the Turkey and not wake up everyone else in the house.

You finished with your bott…oh. You’re asleep. Good, you’re not the first guy I’ve bored into unconsciousness. I’ll just take you, (umpf!) into the living room, set you down and kick back in Dad’s old chair and look through yesterday’s paper. Where’s the sports section? Oh, there it is. I can’t find anything anymore, must be gettin’ old.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! ——-jeff b.

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