Short-Stories by L. Frank Baum, an Imaginary Anthology Compiled by Jeff Baker.

I’ve been reading a lot of L. Frank Baum’s short-stories in the last few months. Most of these stories, by the author of “The Wizard of Oz” are not as well-known, even though there is a Collected Short-Stories out there and some of them have been anthologized now and then. I first encountered them in David G. Hartwell’s “Masterpieces of Fantasy and Enchantment” mostly reprinted from Baum’s collections “American Fairy Tales” and the posthumously published “Animal Fairy Tales.” While the bulk of them were written with kids in mind there is an undercurrent of satire (especially in the “American Fairy Tales.”)

I’d love to see a paperback anthology of some of Baum’s best stories. Here’s the lineup I’d pick:

Best Short Stories by L. Frank Baum

(An Imaginary Anthology)

Compiled by Jeff Baker, June 27, 2020

 

 

Urban Fantasies;

The Glass Dog

The Enchanted Types

The Magic Bon-Bons

The Dummy That Lived

 

Tales of the Prairie;

The Discontented Gopher

The Capture of Father Time

The Diamondback

The Enchanted Buffalo

 

A Tale of Mystery:

The Suicide of Kiaros

 

Other Fantasies:

The Stuffed Crocodile

The Tiger’s Eye

 

A Touch of Oz;

The Lovely Lady of Light (from Tik-Tok of Oz)

 

Most of these stories can be found in either “Animal Fairy Tales” or “American Fairy Tales,” with the exception of “The Tiger’s Eye,” which was published separately and “The Diamondback,” which was found (minus its first page) in Baum’s publisher’s files, long after his death. In addition, “The Suicide of Kiaros” was published in 1897 and reprinted in “Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine” and the anthology “Knights of Madness.” It is an adult locked-room mystery with a powerful last line.

“The Lovely Lady of Light” is a chapter from Baum’s novel “Tik-Tok of Oz” I found the excerpt charming, especially with its then-contemporary reference to Edison.

 

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Encounter on a Moonless Night: Friday Flash Fics, June 26, 2020 by Jeff Baker

Horse

On a Night When the Moons Were Not In the Sky

By Jeff Baker

The night was dark; racing clouds blotting out the stars. Zoras was grateful for the shifting starlight and for the fact that he knew the ancient road he was walking so well. He shifted the heavy bag on his shoulders and took a deep breath, thinking of his pallet of straw in the building behind his Master’s kitchen. He would be there before dawn and might have time for what food could be spared and grab a few hours of sleep before beginning the daily trudge to the city with whatever his Master wished to exchange for goods they needed. That is, if Zelia, the Prime of the Kitchen would not call him useless and deny him bread and cheese for interrupting her slumber.

He smiled to himself; he feared the wrath of the Kitchen Prime more than that of his Master. He allowed himself a sip of the water from the jug at his belt and sighed as a cool breeze passed over him on the otherwise humid night. He glanced up at the sky and breathed a silent prayer to Zavid and Zannic, who were, after all, the patrons of slaves, such as he had been all his life. He trudged on, grateful for a strong body and the knife in his tunic (which he was not supposed to have.)

After a while, he saw a dim figure in the starlight on the road ahead. It came closer and Zoras felt to make sure the forbidden knife was still there. Zoras stared; the figure was tall, bulky and, he realized, not human. As he came even closer, he realized it was a horse. A horse without a rider. If Zoras could somehow capture the horse, his trip would be easier. But his Master would not even allow him a cart to push on his daily foray to the city. But something was wrong; in the dark, even with the starlight, he should not be able to see the horse so clearly, but the horse was as clear in the dark as if all three moons had been in the sky illuminating it.

The horse stopped right in front of Zoras and he stopped as well. The horse eyed him sternly and breathed out a cloud of vapor, without a sound. The young slave realized he had not heard the sound of the horse’s hooves and that the nightbirds and even the wind had grown silent, All Zoras could hear was his own breathing. It was then he realized: he was in the presence of one of the Horse Lords, who watched over horses and were to be heeded and feared when they interacted with men.

Zoras set his burden on the ground and stood there quaking. He considered bowing and getting on his knees, but he did not. He had known twenty-three summer Festivals, but had never been in the presence of such power.

The horse did not speak audibly, but Zoras heard a voice in his head.

Zoras of Almatha Farm, in service to Almatha the Lesser, heed my words.

Zoras had never heard his Master referred to as “the Lesser,” but he said nothing.

Zoras, your ancestor Eraht was among the defeated and enslaved from the Battle of Ua on the Hoocho Plain. In the ensuing millennia your sires have served as the pack animals for those whose luck deemed them to be free and Masters. None of your fellows have harmed or misused any of the Horses we watch over, even as they, as you, have faced abuse and servitude.

            Zoras did not even know his Father’s name, let alone his last free ancestor. He rubbed the identifying bands of servitude tattooed on his right biceps. The voice of the Horse Lord went on.

One hundred paces from this spot is an offshoot road leading in the direction of the rising moons. Travel in that direction and avoid Amaltha Farm, for all who are there at dawn this day will surely die, and you with them.

            The Horse Lord breathed out another cloud of vapor and stepped off the road, indicating that Zoras should pass. He bowed and shouldered his burden and walked past the Horse Lord, glimpsing the offshoot road ahead in the starlight. Then he stopped for a moment as he found his voice.

“Great Master of Horses, who knows what will come, tell me, will I…”

He had turned, but where the Horse Lord had stood was only darkness.

“Will I ever be free?” Zoras breathed to the empty air. He turned back, listening to the nightbird’s cries, heading for the offshoot road, the rising moons and whatever destiny lay ahead of him.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Another story taking place on my World of Three Moons. The Horse Lords and Zavid and Zannic showed up in my story “Wild Horses,” February 20, 2017.

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Progress Report; Week of June 25th, 2020 by Jeff Baker.

Just a little progress to report in the last few days: wrote the opening of a story I may work on some day, revised an old story I’m sending off to a market that accepts reprints, and tonight I wrote a bit on and tightened-up the mystery I thought I’d have done by now!

That’s all for now!

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Progress Report, June 19, 2020 3:37p.m. from Jeff Baker.

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Intended to write on the mystery story I swore I would have finished by now. Instead, I wrote out next week’s Friday Flash Fiction story. That’s progress, but I need to do the mystery! Nonetheless, finishing something in one sitting (800+ words) feels good! It is another of my stories set on my unnamed World of Three Moons. I have a full-length story in that setting I need to finish by Fall.

Tomorrow (or later today, Friday) I will work on the mystery.

That’s all for now!

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“Bees” are Buzzing for Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker. June 19, 2020.

Honeybee

Bees

By Jeff Baker

The ground was getting very warm, the sun was very bright and the young man in the red shorts was laying on his back, spread-eagled. He wasn’t restrained, but there was an acre of bees quietly sitting around him, leaving just an inch between himself and the bees.

He had been warned not to move.

Punishment. Slow. Devastatingly slow.

Don’t breathe hard.

He was getting scared again.

Don’t. Breathe. Hard. He forced himself to relax.

He closed his eyes and breathed slowly. He became aware of a noise, low, quiet, steady.

Humming. The bees. How many of them were there? How many bees in an acre?

He was told that if he could remain still and alive, he would be released. At least, released from the death sentence. The bees were humming. He felt it low, higher, lower, the sound coming in waves.

He saw a shadow flit across his closed eyes in the bright sunlight. A bee. Flying overhead. His eyes popped open. Just one flying. He was relieved. He glanced down at himself, trying not to move his head. He was only wearing the pair of red shorts. He wondered if he was going to get a sunburn.

He almost laughed. Sunburn. Big worry now, right?

Don’t move.

Bees flew over. He hoped maybe they were just moving to another section.

A bee landed on his chest. Its legs tickled as it walked on his skin.

He tried not to laugh. Was it drinking his sweat?

The bee flew away. He breathed a sigh of relief.

What was it he heard in school? Bees go back to the hive and tell what they’ve seen through a kind of dance?

A moment later two bees soared overhead and landed on his chest. Followed by another.

Then another.

Then another.

Then another.

Then more.

And more.

Don’t move.

Don’t breathe.

Don’t scream.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

—end—

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Lazy Man’s Progress Report, from Jeff Baker. June 18, 2020.

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This is a lazy man’s progress report.

I’ve spent the last few days being lazy. Oh, I’ve gotten a few real-world things done (shopping, bill-paying) but I’ve been very lazy on the writing. The only work I’ve done in those last few days is working on (and finishing!) the flash fiction story for Friday (harkening unexpectedly to a couple of classic horror stories) and changing a main character’s name because it rhymes with another main character’s name and I don’t want the confusion.  Had to decide which cool name I wanted to keep; and made the compromise. Now, I just have to write the story. And I haven’t touched the mystery I thought I’d have done although I did edit out the last of the NOTES IN CAPITAL LETTERS from the manuscript.

Maybe I was a little pooped writing-wise over the last few days, just sleeping in after staying up late. I do feel a little energized this evening/morning (it is about 5:03a.m. right now!)

Read through one of L. Frank Baum’s short stories and a couple of other things I ought to read. And we’ve been binge-watching “Sisters” (from the early 90s) and “That 70s Show.” The former is a neglected gem, forerunner to “Desperate Housewives,” and the latter blends a perfect feel for the period with a painfully, hilariously accurate recapturing of adolescence, and is worth a column all its own.

And, I got some good news an hour or two ago, more on that later. Good news these days is about as rare as a rabbit that plays the zither.

Or even one who can just do the chords.

That’s all for now.

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Masque: Friday Flash Fics for June 12, 2020 by Jeff Baker

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The Masquers of Clouds

By Jeff Baker

 

The clouds were here before we were. They have soared over the Midwestern prairie, over its highways, over its furrowed ground waving wheat, over the processions of tribes, over the masses of long-gone Bison. They floated, massive towers of near-insubstantiality, filled with the untapped power of the lightning and rain. And what moves the clouds, no one has truly known.

The Bison may have known, they may have been told. And the first human Natives, yet even in their quest for wisdom from the skies they did not know. Children have known, however. Especially the children of the prairie. For it is over the prairie that the Masquers of Clouds become careless, and are sometimes seen.

A figure, lithe and clear, blending with the blue of sky and the bluish tint of white cloud may be seen diving from the tip of a cloud and falling, skirting the edge of the cloud only to swoop gracefully, near-unseen by those in the waking world, swooping over field and even highway. Their shrill shouts of joy go unheard or mistaken for bird call or insect buzz.

The Masquers of Clouds shape the cloud’s forms from the inside. It is not the wind far above the land, no. For if the cloud’s shape changes the Masquers remain unseen.

Glimpsed only in those instants when they cannot resist the unbridled joy of a trip between sky and Earth, only to hurtle upward once again.

 

—end—

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Progress Reports for June 10-11, 2020 by Jeff Baker.

Wrote some on a flash fiction and finished the monthly QSF column. Also went down and printed out the ms of the (not finished) mystery and then edited out the capitalized notes. I have the printed ms on the couch and will go through it. And I also wrote out a page of notes on the mystery and the main characters.

That’s all for now.

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Progress Report, June 8, 2020, 2:55 a.m. by Jeff Baker

Thought I was going to go to bed and blow off the writing for the night, but I just finished the Friday Flash story! Quite the surprise! I think one of my niches is as an author of Kansas stories and this fits. There may just be a little influence of L. Frank Baum in there too: I’ve been reading a lot of his short-stories and I read most of the Oz books when I was a kid.

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Jeff Baker Bibliography

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NOTE: I’m planning to put this on  bibliography page, complete with links, but for now this is a working list of my published stories (not counting self-published stuff.)

Bibliography for Jeff Baker

As of June 6, 2020

 

“Oh Henry”—-The World’s Shortest Stories of Love and Death. (1999)

“Back In Time” (with John R. Bogner) —– The World’s Shortest Stories of Love and Death (1999)

“The Pilfergeist”—-The Open Casket, KMUW Radio, October 31, 2001.

“Night Game”—-Black Petals #55, Spring 2011.

“The Problem of Cell A307”—-Over My Dead Body, (online) June 8, 2011.

“HORSE”—-Over My Dead Body (online) May 2014

“Hit One Out of the Park”—Sherlock Holmes Mystery Magazine #8, 2012.

“Mister Brownstone”—-Zombie Lockdown, pub. May/December Publications. 2013

“Night Work If You Can Get It”—-These Vampires Don’t Sparkle, Pub. Sky Warrior Books, 2014

“The White Flower”—-The Yellow Booke, Pub. Oldstyle Press, 2014

“The Vacant House” —–The Yellow Booke, Vol. II, Pub. Oldstyle Press, 2015

“Dream a Little Dream of Me”—Sherlock Holmes Mystery Magazine #21, 2016.

“Wing’d His Roving Flight”—Flight, Pub. Mischief Corner Books, 2016

“The House of the Skinwalker”—Shopping List, Pub. Hellbound Books, 2017

“The Bob Show”—Spoon Knife 3 Incursions, Pub. By Autonomous Press, 2017

“Restoration, Inc.”—Renewal, Pub. Mischief Corner Books, 2017.

“Something In the Dark”—-Monsters Out of the Closet (online) 2018.

“Solar Pons and the Testament in Ice”—-The Necronomicon of Solar Pons, Pub. Belanger Books 2020

 

Demeter’s Bar (series)

“Through the Forest-Green Metalic-Painted Door”—Discovery, Pub. Mischief Corner Books 2015.

“The Shifter”—SciFan Magazine, February 2017

 

As Mike Mayak

“Wolves in the Cloisters”—–Werewolves Versus Fascism, Pub. Argyle Werewolf, 2017

“The Clean Room”—The Big Book of Bootleg Horror Vol. 2, Pub. Hellbound Books 2017.

 

Unpublished

“You Never Know What’s Going to Walk in Through the Door”

(Accepted for Dick Stoghill memorial anthology “House of Many Rooms” in 2010.)

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