“Your Silvery Beams” Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker for October 15th, 2021. (Play this one loud!)

Your Silvery Beams

by Jeff Baker

The Moon was a pretty good place to hold a concert, no sound outside the auditorium, so they could play as loud as they wanted.

I grinned at Duke seated right next to me. He loved this old music as much as I did.

The concert was a great idea, but the scheduling had been done months earlier. Ordinarily the only thing that went on in this hall was an instructional session, and sometimes stacking overflow crates.

Duke and I had been working double shifts unloading and loading shipments either on their way to Earth or on their way out from Earth. That gave us time to talk, but not much time for anything else. This was our first evening out, even if it was technically early morning on our section of the Moon.

At a lull in the music, Duke nudged me and pointed up at the high domed window.

“Hey, Brandon, look.”

I glanced up. I could just see the telltale shape of one of the freighters angling towards wherever it was heading. Our docks and ports were quite a few kilometers away from this auditorium.

“Wonder where it’s going?” Duke said.

“As long as I’m not working, I don’t care,” I said.

The next song started blaring loud.

“Glad they got the Gravity Wheel going under here,” I said, yelling into Duke’s ear.

“As long as they don’t throw any of their guitars in the air, they should be okay!” Duke yelled back.

Just then, there was an even louder guitar noise from the stage, as the lead guitarist got on one knee and started imitating that guitarist from about two hundred years ago I’d seen on old videos. He let out a yell and tossed the guitar into the air. It hung there, several feet over his head, descending very slowly.

“You know, if that was one of the ancient electrics it would have a cord attached to it he could pull down,” Duke said.

“Yeah,” I said laughing and squeezing his hand.

—end—

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A Quickie Flash Fiction Draw Story for October 11, 2021 from Jeff Baker. Mooooooo!

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Can’t This Cow Go Any Faster?

By Jeff Baker

As the cow trundled across the unused cornfield, Nick marked of a spot on the map.

“Your Dad’s old fountain pen still working?” Alex said.

“Best it can jostling around on a cow.” Nick said, shaking the pen.

“Crazy!” Alex said.

“No crazier than heading off with the man you love on a cow?”

“We should at least get married on a motorcycle.” Alex said.

“You realize if we get married, you’d be Alex Rodriguiz?” Nick said playfully, kissing the back of Alex’s neck.

“Shuuut up!” Alex said, looking back with a big grin.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Somehow the first of the month and the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge just blew right past me and I only found out today! 🙂 So, I decided to do something very short; a “Drabble.” That’s a story 100 words, no more no less. (I’m counting the title, not my byline.) Oh, and the draws for what goes into the story were (thanks Jeff Ricker!) a Farm field, a fountain pen and a romance. Hope you enjoyed this story! ——jsb, Oct. 11, 2021.

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Nice Article About Me From My Old College. Jeff Baker, October 11, 2021.

Lindsey Giardino did me the kindness of interviewing me for the College newsletter a few weeks ago. Here’s the article. https://news.newmanu.edu/jeff-baker-short-story/

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“Orange Is the Color…” Friday Flash Fics Up a Tree by Jeff Baker. October 8, 2021.

Orange is the Color of My True Love’s…

by Jeff Baker

Years afterward I went and looked for the tree. It was early October and the leaves had hit that point where they changed overnight. In this case, the tree had fanned out into a bright yellow and orange, like a ginger peacock.

The neighborhood had changed in the decades since. Still no sidewalks. Somehow I remembered sidewalks. A few of the trees were gone, some of the brick-shoebox-shaped-cookie-cutter houses had been enlarged with garages or a second story.

But the tree was still there. After all these years.

We’d hid in its branches, my friends and I played in there when the green leaves hid us from view in the summer. I read books in the tree and one night I tried to sleep in the tree when I tried to run away from home when I was about seven. Yes, I sat under the tree one weekend and read “A Separate Peace,” when it was assigned to us in high school.

And one cold winter night when I was sixteen, my friends and I had gotten some beer and ran around the tree in our basketball shorts and then my folks had unexpectedly came back home.

I stood in the yard and stared. My head came up to where the branches started, nearly six feet off the ground. I remembered scrambling up the trunk when I was a little kid. Jumping to grab a branch when I was in high school, one of the few times I climbed a tree when I was past grade school.

I was a lot older, I thought. Not much, I suddenly realized. This tree was in pictures my Mom and Dad had from when they bought the house about five years before I was born, three years before my sister and brother were born. It looked the same.

I looked around the neighborhood. There were a couple of families that still lived in the same houses from years ago, but there had been another family in this house, my old house, for years.

I looked around again, Nobody around. Nobody in my old house right now.

I grinned.

I reached up and hoisted myself into the golden-orange leaves of the tree.

—end—

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The Plain Old Power of Unbelief. Two Stories by Arthur and Kuttner. October 7, 2021 by Jeff Baker

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The Plain Old Power of Unbelief

By Jeff Baker

I just finished reading a short-story, a science-fantasy story by Henry Kuttner titled “The Uncanny Power of Edwin Cobalt.” I stumbled across a mention of the basic plot somewhere and it sounded very familiar, so I sought the story out in Volume Two of the fine Haffner Press series The Early Kuttner,” titled “The Watcher at the Door.”

I read the story in about a half-hour. It’s Kuttner at the top of his form, he may or may not have been collaborating with Catherine Moore (C. L. Moore) who he married in 1940. The story breezes by, a fun read with a Twilight Zone vibe. And it did sound familiar, probably because I’d read a similar story when I was about twelve years old back in 1973.

I am not suggesting plagiarism, just two prolific authors came up with the same basic idea and treated it in two different ways. The story I read in 1973 was “Obstinate Uncle Otis,” by Robert Arthur. Arthur’s story appeared in Argosy in July 1941. Kuttner’s story appeared in Fantastic Adventures in October 1940, so it’s just possible that Arthur was writing and sending off his story as Kuttner’s was being readied for publication. There are similarities, but also some important differences.

“The Uncanny Power of Edwin Cobalt” is told in the first person by Cobalt himself, who works in an office in New York City. He has suddenly developed the power to make things vanish, IF he doubts the existence of the thing. It goes away and Cobalt is the only one who remembers the vanished items. His wife is suddenly preparing to go out for dinner with Cobalt and doesn’t remember preparing the vanished steak but does see the vegetables and potatoes on the stove.

“Obstinate Uncle Otis” is set in a small Vermont town and is narrated by Arthur’s recurring character Murchison Morks. Morks has come to town after his stubborn uncle, Otis Morks has been hit by lightning. Uncle Otis is all right, except for two differences. One: the lightning strike has returned the amnesia he had a decade or so ago after he fell off a tractor and believed for a week he was a salesman from out of town, and Two: Somehow his “Vermont stubbornness” has been amplified to the extent that if he disbelieves in something it vanishes.

Both stories invoke a state’s attitude: the “Show Me” of Missouri and the classic “Vermont stubbornness.”

The difference in Uncle Otis’s power from Edwin Cobalt’s is that everyone remembers the things that Otis disbelieves into oblivion: the town statue, a mouse, a pesky mosquito. And nephew Murchison is kept on edge preventing his stubborn uncle from disbelieving something else out of existence, like the stars or Franklin D. Roosevelt.

There are harrowing moments in both stories, but the Arthur story has more humor. Mainly from the characters of Uncle Otis and his near panicky nephew. Despite the potential for tragedy implied in the powers in both stories, sadness only enters in the Kuttner story, where Edwin Cobalt has a few drinks and disbelieves his wife could really love him the way she does. Cobalt then goes home to find her in the arms of another man.

Not that there is no humor in “Edwin Cobalt.” And there’s plenty of fun in his recounting of old, New York landmarks that nobody remembers but him, like the liner Titania in the harbor, or “the Metropolitan Bridge across the Hudson, at 72nd Street, built in 1934.”

Having read Arthur’s story I could see the ending of “Edwin Cobalt” coming, as possibly an inevitable ending but both stories handle it differently.

Maybe it’s because I have known the Arthur story longer but it seems to be the better story of the two, or the more appealing. Maybe because of the humor that leavens the incredible, harrowing possibilities inherent in the story. But both stories are well-worth a read. Arthur’s has been reprinted several times. In “Alfred Hitchcock’s Ghostly Gallery” (which Arthur, uh, ghost-edited) and has been reprinted, and in Arthur’s own collection “Ghosts and More Ghosts.”

Henry Kuttner and Robert Arthur wrote in a similar style and both were masters of horror and humor. Both were prolific (Arthur more so in radio writing) and both died too soon. And both of these stories about vanishments are excellent.

I wouldn’t disbelieve either of them out of existence!

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“And It’s One, Two, Three Strikes You’re Out.” Friday Flash Fics for October 1, 2021 by Jeff Baker.

And It’s One, Two, Three Strikes You’re Out…

By Jeff Baker

“Hey! Get a load of the fence!” Rodriguez said. “Just like the yard where we came from.”

“Naaaah, no barbed wire,” I said.

“Okay, you guys aren’t here to enjoy yourselves,” the guard said. (“Bruce” was his name, I think) “The city wants this cleaned-up at the end of the season.”

“On it!” That was Icepick, following me out of the prison van and up the ramp.

“No prob, dude,” this big guy said following both of us. “Just like at the State Fair.”

“Except you guys can’t mooch corn dogs from the vendors,” Bruce-the-Guard said. “Vendor here went home for the season.”

“I’m on a diet anyways,” Icepick said. We all laughed. We called him “Icepick” because he was six-foot-six and skinny.

“So, we gotta spray the seats down?” Rodriguez asked. “Pandemic stuff?”

“Nope.” Bruce-the-Guard said. “Just pick up the trash and empty the trash cans into the dumpster over behind the bleachers.”

We were lucky we got there in mid-morning before the early October day got too warm. It always felt either too warm or too cold when you were on a prison work crew. Thankfully there was cool grass to walk over while we were putting stray, blowing trash in the plastic trash bags we were issued. Also, this was a local, city stadium instead of Fenway park. We didn’t rush. We were finished about two in the afternoon. Just dumped the barrels into the dumpster, no motorized cart to carry them like at the State Fair, but we managed.

We washed up in the men’s room and walked out to the gate which was locked, the prison van sitting just outside.

“Hold up a sec,” I said. “I’ll be right back.”

I dashed onto the green of the diamond, jumped over home plate and ran touching first, second, third and home again. Then I hopped over to the van.

“You’re going to the hole,” Bruce-the-Guard said. “You could’ve been shot.”

“Naaah,” I said grinning. “I made it back home.”

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I had about finished writing this when I realized I’ve really done the cleaning out the stadium/arena bit. Not been in prison but I had a temp job where we picked up trash at the hockey stadium. This was thirty-five years ago. I’d forgotten all about that!

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“A Mischief That Is Past and Gone” for Friday Flash Fics, September 24, 2021 by Jeff Baker.

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A Mischief That is Past and Gone

by Jeff Baker

“You got your phone?” I asked.

“Nope, something better,” Kip said.

“Where did you get that?” Chad asked.

“My birthday when I was about twelve,” Kip said. “My Dad may have gotten it at a garage sale. That’s where I found these flashcubes.”

“Flashcubes!” I started laughing. “And a real camera!”

“Don’t call it a real camera in front of kids, they’ll throw their phones at you,” Kip said. “To say nothing of their looks when you try and explain what a record store was!”

“Hey, why don’t we wait until when it’s light to do this?” Chad asked.

“I’ll be on a plane back to Honolulu, remember?” I said.

“Oh, yeah.” Chad said.

“They’re tearing this old place down in a week or turning it into something else.” Kip said.

“Wow,” I said. “Hey, when did you start working here, I mean, there anyway?”

“About ‘89, right before you and Kip started working there.”

“Selling records, nothing like it,” I said. Still, it wasn’t a bad job for a senior in High school.

“Okay, I’ll get the picture of you two, then you can get one of me,” Kip said.

The flashbulb flashed, the camera clicked.

“Okay guys,” Kip said. “How about you do what you used to do in the back storeroom? For the record.”

Chad and I stared at each other. We’d seen each other a few times since the mid-nineties. I think he was divorced, I’d been in a bunch of busted relationships.

“Okay,” Chad said. I nodded. We kissed as the camera flashed and clicked again.

“It’s been a while,” I said.

“Yeah,” Chad said. “But it feels good.”

Summers and Winters from thirty years ago flashed through my head. I took a deep breath. Before I could say anything Chad looked me right in the eyes.

“Hunter, I still think about you all the time. That’s why I came back here to see you guys.” Chad said.

“Same here,” I said holding Chad tighter. “How about you catch that flight with me?”

Chad just grinned. Kip snapped another picture.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The picture is mine, the place really was a record store in the 70s and 80s but I never worked there. This story went differently than I thought, doesn’t quite fit the title. Oh, and I have that camera!—–j.s.b. Sept 22, 2021.

“To mourn a mischief that is past and gone is the next way to draw new mischief on.” —-Shakespeare, Othello.

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Progress Report Addenda (And That List!) from Jeff Baker, Sept. 19, 2021

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I’m re-posting part of this Progress Report from March, to see how I’ve done with the list of plotted out stories I need to finish. For the record, in the last six months I kept up my casual, coasting progress until about a month ago when i decided to get industrious and write a lot every day. So, here’s some of that list I posted (I think) March 10th of this year and how I’ve done.

A full-length “slick fantasy” baseball story I am aiming at the Saturday Evening Post. (I actually got a nice rejection for an alternate history I sent them a while back!) ADDENDA: Finished! Sent it off to SEP. Waiting to hear back from them!

Another baseball story, this one a mystery/crime story titled “Over the Fence Is Out, Boys.” (The title is an ancient baseball song quoted in the Three Stooges theme.) ADDENDA: Haven’t done anything on this.

A domestic horror story titled “Please Don’t Eat the Neighbors,” for which I owe Robert Lopresti for the idea to actually write what started as a Facebook joke. ADDENDA: Wrote a line or two and plotted out the characters.

A mystery/crime story set on a prison work crew called “The Absent-Minded Convict.” ADDENDA: Also haven’t worked on this.

A non-genre story that is also going to the Sat. Eve Post, titled “Youth Like Summer Brave, Age Like Winter Bare.” (Title from Shakespeare.) ADDENDA: Haven’t worked on this either.

A science-fantasy story I dreamed up (the basic idea anyway) while driving my beat up old Chevy Nova (my first car) home from work one night in either 1983 or ’84. ADDENDA: Wrote a few lines.

And I need to start up the second of a series I DO have planned out of a mystery series set in Ancient Rome. The first of this series in in a slushpile at the moment! ADDENDA: To my surprise I wrote a couple of flash-fictions in this series and just finished a full-length mystery story in this series.

And a Last Addenda from Sept. 2021: I’ve decided to concentrate on mysteries (which I’ve had better luck selling!) and I have several I need to start up and a couple I need to finish, including one in the Ancient Roman series called “A Good Place to Lose Yourself.”

That’s about it for now!

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Progress Report, September 19, 2021, from Jeff Baker.

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Industry and discipline pay off!

For the last few weeks I have pushed myself to write every day and to work on two stories at the same time (something i swore off a decade ago!) But I have developed skills of discipline and industry (skills I was sorely lacking for many years!) and with persistence I finished a 4700-word mystery story, or at least the first draft. (A pretty good first draft if I do say so myself!) I also worked on the weekly flash fiction stories, added on to one of the flashes I’d posted (another one ballooning to short-story length?) did a few notes/lines on a “World of Three Moons” story, the first one, I started about 2012 over at Bret and Eric’s. I also have a full-length fantasy that’s almost finished (I haven’t written notes about that one in my daily progress notebook, I’m sure I wrote something on it in the last couple of weeks.

Anyway, I have another historical mystery that is on its way to being finished. Both of them impossible crime stories by the way; one about a vanishing assailant (who may be a statue!) the other a locked-room murder!

Since I’ve had better luck placing mysteries and got good response from a few of the big magazines I made up my mind to write the mysteries I have kind of synopsized out. I haven’t seen as many historical mysteries in the magazines lately so I’m starting to write some. Influenced by Edward Marston, who writes mystery short-stories (and novels) set in time periods as diffuse as Ancient Egypt and WWII. I have the time, I should not waste it. Spend a few hours writing every day and I can do this! I’ve also pushed myself to read some more, for pleasure as well as to write a review or two!

That’s about it for now!

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Listen For “The Harps of Lameggishire” for Friday Flash Fics, September 17, 2021 by Jeff Baker

Again, thanks to Anthony Cardno for this week’s picture!

The Harps of Lameggishire

by Jeff Baker

The field was green, the bright green of Summer. The grass was tall and the chattering of the daybugs was in the Summer air. Oisin brushed aside the grass as he led the way towards the far corner of the field, towards where the Guardian Stones marked the beginning of the Barren Place.

“There. Right there,” Oisin said pointing. “I saw it when I was running through this field years ago.”

“When you were a child,” Dermot said. “You imagine things when you were a child.”

“Not this.” Oisin said.

Dermot was nineteen summers, tall, brown-haired and muscular. Oisin was nearly a year younger, but was shorter, smaller and pale with bright red hair.

“It wouldn’t still be there,” Dermot said. If it wasn’t picked it would have shriveled and died in a few weeks, let alone after fifty Summers.”

“They missed it somehow,” Oisin said. “They’re supposed to pick the new Harp out of a field around the Tree of Aggomolch, when?”

Dermot sighed. “After the Seventh Cycle of the Moon Lasseen,” he recited.

“And they missed one. Decades ago!”

“I know the story,” Dermot said. “And they looked through the field and found it not, and there was lamenting for they were without the Harp of Lameggishire,” he recited. “And thus did the Woeful Years begin, until the new Harp would grow.”

“The Harp doesn’t always grow in the same field, but they found it in this one lots of times,” Oisin said. They really don’t check that well, I think. They don’t feel they need its song. Its magic. But we need it now.”

“Yes,” Dermot said.

“And I think this is the Harp they missed one year,” Oisin said. “Look.”

Dermot looked. The grasses were brownish here, mixed with the green. And the shadows from the barren tree growing nearby, maybe one of The Trees, no one was sure.

There in the ground was a wooden post that came up to Oisin’s knees. What looked like a branch grew out of the post at an angle. There were small strands of vine or branch growing between the branch and the post that made it look like…”

“A harp.” Dermot said.

“The Harp.” Oisin said. “We have to believe.”

“You believe,” Dermot said, becoming awed. “You pick.”

The hair began to prickle on the back of Dermot’s neck, as Oisin bent down to the harp.

The clouds were skittering across the sky, the Sun-Winds were blowing and the grasses were waving. The strings of the harp were tingling with anticipation,

But would it play? Oh, would it play?

—end—

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