“Tick, Tick, Tick…” Running out of Time for Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker. (November 5, 2021)

Running out of Time

by Jeff Baker

Roy stood there in the near dark listening to the ticking.

Which way? Which way?

He could hear his breathing, feel his tensed muscles and hear the relentless soft ticking. He still had time. Probably not much.

Roy stepped forward a few paces. He wasn’t supposed to stand in one place for any amount of time. He tried to remember how he got here.

He didn’t remember much except for the rules. He was supposed to keep moving.

Roy looked up. Darkness. He looked down. He could see himself, but not the ground or floor or whatever he was standing on.

Was he dead? Alive? Had he angered a wizard? Angered God? Angered a god of some kind?

He shook his head. The ticking was still there. He took another few steps forward and stared into the darkness around him. He felt as if he could almost see something, but he couldn’t see anything but the darkness, unless he stretched his arm out.

He could see himself. Somehow. There was light, but it only lit him. He hadn’t realized that. He couldn’t tell where the light was coming from.

A spaceship. Was he on a spaceship? Had aliens picked him up?

Was it his spaceship?

Was this a test? Punishment? A dream?

The ticking got louder. Sounding more jagged.

Roy remembered something else. He was supposed to find something before the ticking stopped.

Or before the alarm went off. He was sure there was an alarm, there had to be.

Roy shook his head. He needed to keep moving. He turned right and walked that way.

What happens if I find a door? Roy thought.

“What happens if I hit a wall?”

He remembered something he’d heard years before, maybe Shakespeare.

“I wasted time and now time doth waste me.”

He took a deep breath and then Roy ran.

—end—

(The Shakespeare quote is from “Richard II.”)

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Sleuth Sayers Spreads the Word! Jeff Baker, November 3, 2021.

Sleuth Sayers has done me the kindness of asking me to write a column for them about my recent story about Solar Pons, the local publicity I received for it and the background of Pons and his creator, August Derleth. The results were posted just after Halloween on the November 1st Sleuth Sayers: https://www.sleuthsayers.org/2021/11/pons-derleth-and-me.html

Special thanks to Leigh Lundin for his fine editing and for asking me to do this in the first place. And to the writers and readers of Sleuth Sayers.

And to August Derleth, H. P. Lovecraft and Arthur Conan Doyle.

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A Long-Delayed Progress Report, Covering Sept/Oct. 2021. (November 3rd, 2021, by Jeff Baker)

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I haven’t posted a regular one of these since mid-September, although I did post a couple of the live blogging things. So, here’s a catch-up post.

Since September 15th I’ve written several Friday Flash Fiction stories (including two for Halloween.) Done a little writing on some random stories and worked on revising a longer story from notes sent to me from a very fine beta reader.

I’ve tried to keep up with the idea of working on the mysteries, and have done pretty well, but in Mid-October I realized I have a deadline for an anthology story (October 31st!) that I’d known about since about May when I’d drawn a blank and given up after writing a couple of pages. So, I decided to get into Pulp Writer mode and polish off a 3000 word detective story in about a week or so. I wrote about 2500 words (including about 1500 words on one night. In the middle of it all, I found the deadline had been moved to December 31, 2021, so I have some breathing space. I wrote more the next night, and have about 3600 pages now (including the couple of pages from months ago that had to be revised.

That was all before Halloween. I’ve done a lot more reading and note taking since then, including reading some of pulp writer Norbert Davis whose tone and (hopefully) humor I can emulate.

Whew! That’s about it for now!

——j.s. baker, November 3, 2021

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Avram Davidson Universe; a Unique Podcast (Because Davidson Was Unique!) By Jeff Baker, November 3, 2021.

Avram Davidson was, unique. And that’s a cliche in his case!

Fortunately, there is a podcast (operated by his godson, Seth Davis) called “Avram Davidson Universe” where this award-winning writer of fantasy, science fiction and mystery (and winner of multiple awards in those fields!) is regularly discussed and read. https://www.buzzsprout.com/1310005/9238712.

Rob Lopresti appears in the above episode and posted an interview with Davis on Sleuth Sayers, November 3, 2021.https://www.sleuthsayers.org/2021/11/welcome-to-avram-davidsons-universe.html.

Davidson’s (1923-1993) stories and novels are readily available. There is The Avram Davidson Treasury, for openers.

I’ve been a fan of Davidson’s for decades and I will recommend anything he wrote. Start with the fantasy. No, start with the mysteries. No, start with the science fiction. No, wait…

Start anywhere!

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“Mysteries Men Can Only Guess At.” An Encounter for Halloween Night. Friday Flash Fics for October 29, 2021, by Jeff Baker

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Mysteries Men Can Only Guess At

by Jeff Baker

The Moon was rising and the three black-garbed women at the table sipped their drinks.

“I’ll tell you, Maila,” Cassie said. “I don’t know how you put up with him for so long.”

“What’s to put up with?” Maila said. “Big-time nobleman is never there. Always running after some little chickie. Besides, you two put up with him for as long as I did.”

“I was with him first, remember?” Dolly said, the moonlight through the window glistening off her white, perfect teeth. “Then, ‘Dolengen,’ he says to me one day. ‘This ancestral castle is far too big for the two of us and the paltry servants. I am going to bring in someone else to be company for you.’ Little did I know that someone was going to be another wife!”

The three women laughed.

“I was just lucky we got along,” Maila said. “But we got to spend a lot of nights together. Talking, hunting, kvetching…”

“Lots of kvetching,” Dolly said, sipping her drink. “Especially about him. Master of the house my shroud. The first sound of wolves from the woods ‘Children of the night,’ he says, then he runs off in search of a real drink.”

“I’m amazed he didn’t have to re-introduce himself to us every time he came home to the ancestral pile,” Cassie said. “I mean, how many dirt-filled boxes does he have out there anyway?”

“You’d have to ask, what was the name of that servant he used to have?” Dolly asked. “You know, the one who ate bugs?”

Together, the three women stared at one another, then let out a loud “YUUUUCK!”

“I need a refill,” Cassie said.

“Florence!” Dolly called out, her voice echoing through the ancient castle halls. “Hey, Florence! More wine, or whatever this is!”

After the white haired, vacant eyed woman with the spiders in her hair refilled the glasses, and they began to sip, Cassie looked up at the Moon.

“You know, it was on a night just like this that he brought me here,” Cassie said. “I was just glad you two weren’t set in any two-person routine.”

“He probably expected a four-person routine.” Dolly said.

“Oh, sure,” Cassie said. “’Come with me to my ancestral home and I will make you my queen.’ Yeah, right. Queen of the rats, bats and howling wolves.”

“I’m amazed we stayed here as long as we did,” Maila said. “Why did it take us so long to leave?”

“Prestige, free rent…” Cassie said.

“Free drinks,” Dolly said.

The three women laughed again.

“Well, I never thought I’d miss someone who was hardly ever around,” Maila said. “But now that he’s gone for good…”

“I know,” Dolly said. “That’s why I came back. Not for any spousal benefits.”

“Certainly not for the luxurious accommodations,” said Cassie. “I’m not living here again.”

“Couldn’t believe he’d been careless enough to be caught after sunrise away from one of those boxes,” Dolly said with a sigh.

“Sunrise?” Maila said. “I heard he was cornered by villagers with holy water and garlic.”

“Wait,” Cassie said. “You mean it wasn’t somebody with a hammer and wooden stake?”

The three women stared at each other again, then broke out laughing.

“What was it he used to say?” Dolly said. “’Mysteries men can only guess at?’”

“Like why we stayed with him so long?” Cassie said.

“And whether he’s found a fourth to bring here?” Maila said.

“Well, I won’t be here, that’s for sure,” Cassie said.

“Me either,” chorused the other two.

“After more wine,” Dolly said.

“Florence!

“Children of the night, what music we make.”

The three women laughed, laughed into the night.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Obviously Dracula’s wives, all three of them. Was trying for a Mike Resnick feel. The title is a quote from Bram Stoker. Or maybe Dracula.

—–jeff baker, October, 2021.

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Another Progress Report Supplement, from Jeff Baker (October 27, 2021)

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Day Two; Around 11:09 pm CDT (I Know What You’re Thinking)

Magnum P.I. playing on TV again and I am deep into writing this story and live blogging about it. (Same as yesterday/this morning.) Been at it about forty-five minutes and have about 3425 words now, that’s about 418 words typed-up in the past hour.

Spent a lot of the time typing up and revising an original handwritten page from months ago. I had changed the plot enough that it had to be re-written. Oh, well.

I studied some of Norbert Davis’ stories for his style and humor. Hopefully I can approximate his light touch.

Check back here: I will be typing for a few more hours.

——Jeff Baker, October 27, 2021 CDT.

Hardboiled Evening

It’s about twelve-thirty am, October 28, 2021. I wrote about 263 words, sections from various parts of the story. Tying it together and writing more is going to be the challenge, but I’ll see if I can get the first draft done by Halloween. (This coming Sunday.)

So, I’m going to look through some Norbert Davis and maybe work on this later on.

Total wordcount right now: 3687 words.

——jeff baker, 12:33 am. CST October 28, 2021.

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A Progress Report Supplement, by Jeff Baker. October 26, 2021.

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INTRODUCTION: Deep In The Plak Tow.

My friend Jerome Stueart is a writer and artist, and he has been doing livestream videos of creating some of his artworks. (I have one, he’s good.) I wanted to do something like that, except that my livestream capabilities are nil and while an artist creating an artwork is visually stimulating a writer typing is just boring (even with dramatic pauses for bathroom breaks.

So, I’m live blogging this tonight and I’ll add updates to this as I go along.

First some background. I have a deadline for an anthology, October 31st (of this year) and I decided to write a story on the theme. I had plenty of time, I found out in May and wrote out a few paragraphs.

And then I got stuck. I haven’t done anything on this since June. But yesterday (October 25th) I thought I may as well try. And I hit on a solution to a major plot point, which I didn’t have before. So, now I’m going to go for it. I have about five days to finish this with a wordcount of three-thousand words or more, but my heroes are some of the pulp writers, so the tight deadline fits. If I finish about three pages a day I will have the amount. Hopefully more.

I started writing tonight about an hour ago (well about nine-thirty P.M.) and to my amazement the story started to cook. So, I’m making progress.

Speaking of pulp writers, I’ve been reading Norbert Davis (1909-1949) who also used humor in his hard-boiled stories, and as I like a story with a few smiles I’m emulating him.

Not that my tough, shady, tarnished knight of a private eye isn’t going to find danger, bullets and death amid the laughter.

So far, I have about 800 words. It’s ten forty-nine. Give me a few minutes and I’ll be off and running down the dangerous streets of this story again.

Check back in an hour or two. I will be updating.

——— Jeff Baker, Oct. 26. 10: 51 p.m. CDT

The Tarnished Knight Stalks Dark Streets (So to speak.)

Okay, it’s five minutes after midnight, October 27, 2021 and I have made some progress. Between about eleven-fifteen p.m. and Midnight I wrote about 700 words. The wordcount total is now at 1520 words. Some writers write to background music playing. My background has been a couple of episodes of the original “Magnum P. I.” playing on TV. My private eye is the opposite of the moral, sometimes exuberant Magnum. I am working the second chapter of this story first, I have the last part of it finished. I need to finish the first part; my P. I.’s conversation with another character. That character is about to meet a very messy death.

Speaking of messy, I have probably about 250-500 words already written out in a notebook. Typing that up is progress too but I have a feeling this is going to be longer than the deadline-meeting 3000 words. Plus, I have to check the submission guidelines. And use the bathroom. (I drink a lot of tea/water while writing.)

———–October 27, 2021. 12:11 a.m. CDT.

Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head 1:37 a.m., October 27, 2021.

It’s pouring outside, storm passing through Kansas wit thunder, ect. And I’m cooking with gas on the story. Wrote 662 words since the last update. Also wrote a few notes and drank a bottle of water and used the loo again. (Ironically, one of the scenes in the story involves a bathroom, with some discussion of a toilet tank!) The wordcount is at 2188 words now.

I need to go over this story when I’m going because it’s way more serious than I had planned for a Norbert Davis homage. But I will have time to do it. I checked the submission guidelines online (I had written them down) and they have been moved. Previously it was October 31st. Now, it is December 31st, 2021.

Still, I’m holding on Halloween as the deadline to finish this first draft, pulp writer style. After reading through some Norbert Davis.

Okay. It’s 1:50 a.m., October 27, 2021. Going to do a couple of things and then hit the story again. Pulp typing begin!

————–Jeff Baker 1:51 a.m. CDT October 27, 2021.

Had I But Known—-2:51 a.m. CDT. October 27, 2021

Lots of progress. Shutting down for the evening/morning.

As of 2:51 this morning I have written a total of 3006 words. About 818 words since 1:55 am. Added another character, re-wrote a bit of it. Realized that I’m probably going to have another 3000 words to his done by Halloween (my personal deadline for the first draft, even though the story isn’t due until New Year’s Eve—thank you, revised deadline!)

I also have to read some Norbert Davis and snuggle with the most wonderful husband ever.

And I have managed to kick the writing into high gear, something I haven’t done a lot of lately.

So, to those of you following as I live blogged this, thanks. I hope you enjoyed the trip! A wild ride that isn’t over by any means.

——Jeff Baker. 3:01 am, CDT October 27, 2021.

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A Rainbow Snippets Post, from Jeff Baker (October 25, 2021.)

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I just joined Rainbow Snippets! I’m not sure exactly how this works or when the regular schedule is, but I’m supposed to post six sentences from either an LGBT WIP or another LGBT work of fiction.

This is from a story I posted a few years ago that got some nice reaction, called “Shine On Harvest Moon.” One of my series of sci-fi tall tales told in a Gay bar…

The next week, the last of the resort season, it stormed so I couldn’t get to the beach and by the next summer I was in the army. When I finally made it back to the beach, years later, the rocky area had been torn down. They were putting up a bridge from there to one of the islands. I had no way of knowing where the mermen had gone, and no real way of finding them. I certainly couldn’t put an ad in the local paper asking if anyone knew the whereabouts of a group of singing gay mermen, could I? Not even in the supposedly liberated 1960’s.”

———–jeff baker

Here’s a link to Rainbow Snippets. #RainbowSnippets https://www.facebook.com/groups/RainbowSnippets/?notif_id=1635152881961531&notif_t=group_r2j_approved&ref=notif

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Halloween Reading, Recommended by Jeff Baker. (October 24, 2021.)

Spooky Stories I Like

by Jeff Baker

I’ve done this before and (hopefully) I won’t be repeating myself from earlier years. This is a list of a few scary (okay mildly spooky) short-stories for Halloween.

“The Cask of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe.

Have to start with Poe. This is really a crime story but it certainly is frightening and a damn good read. Not all stories written almost two hundred years ago can make that claim. I’m trying to limit myself to one story by an author, but I might have included “The Masque of the Red Death” as well. Oh, I have a spoiler at the end of this article about this story.

“The Haunter of the Dark” by H. P. Lovecraft.

One of Lovecraft’s last stories and the first one I think I read. Spooky atmosphere, and a nice wink at the young author we meet in the next story on the list.

“Floral Tribute” by Robert Bloch.

Here I’ll say I could (and do!) recommend any story by Bloch, but this one was read to my class by a substitute teacher when I was in fifth grade and made a huge impression on me. It may be a variation on his first published story “Lillies,” and may have inspired a story on TV.’s “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”

“John Charrington’s Wedding” by E. Nesbit.

Edith Nesbit is well-known for her kids books but she wrote some seriously good frighteners. This one ties with “Man-Sized in Marble” as a genuine, nightmare-inducing classic.

“Vampire” by Richard Christian Matheson.

The successful screenwriter has penned a lot of short-short stories, including this one with every line of the story being one word long. Besides, it was liked by his father, Richard Matheson. I can’t top that!

“Old Clothes” by Ramsey Campbell.

Another master whose short works I recommend, I first read this story in Campbell’s collection “Waking Nightmares.”

“Footsteps Invisible” by Robert Arthur.

I’ve gushed before about my affection for pulp writer Arthur and his sometimes scary, sometimes funny stories. This is one of the best.

And I’ll list a novel I have mentioned here before, Roger Zelazny’s “A Night In the Lonesome October,” which has one chapter for every day in the month. Not too late to start reading this! The title, of course, is from Poe. Happy reading!

SPOILER ABOUT CASK OF AMONTILLADO: .emirc eht htiw yawa steg rotarran eht ezilaer t’ndid I dna 1791 tuoba yrots siht daer tsrif d’I

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“Trick and/or Treat” Friday Flash Fics (and Fiction) by Jeff Baker for October 22, 2021. (or is that 1975…)

Trick and Or Treat

by Jeff Baker

I turned fifteen years old the week before Halloween, Nineteen-Seventy-Five. I felt like an adult. I wasn’t, but you couldn’t tell fifteen-year old me anything. Trick-or-treating was for little kids, I had done it seemingly decades ago, so when Terry next door said his Mom wanted him to take his little sisters out for Halloween and asked if I wanted to come along I shrugged and said yeah.

Annie was seven, Debbie was five. Since we were going with them, Terry’s Mom had said we could take the youngest out after dark.

Great.

I showed up at Terry’s right after dinner. It was down in the fifties, so I had on my Dad’s old Army fatigue jacket, which was kind of a costume, I guessed.

“Hi, Scott!” Terry’s Mom said when she let me in. She’d told me once to go ahead and come in without knocking. I never felt comfortable with that, best friend’s house or no.

Seven year old Annie rushed up to me with a big smile. She had a black outfit, a peaked black hat and a green painted face.

“Scooter!” Annie said. I grimaced.

“Don’t call me Scooter,” I said.

“I heard your Grandma call you Scooter,” Annie said with a defiant smile.

“Yeah, but you call me Scott,” I said bending down in her face and baring my teeth.

“Scooter!” Annie said with a big seven-year-old smile.

“Call me Scooter again and I’ll take away your candy!” I snarled through barred teeth in mock anger, reaching for her gaudy trick-or-treat bag, decorated with orange pumpkins and black cats.

“No!” Annie said, yanking the bag away and laughing.

“Scott! Go trick or treating.”

That voice was Debbie, Terry’s younger sister. Five years old and dressed in a pink fairy princess outfit. I grinned and waved.

“Soon as Terry gets his, I mean, gets out here,” I said.

“Terry!!” his Mom called.

I heard Terry’s muffled voice coming from the bathroom. He probably was looking forward to this less than I was. I tried not to think of a few glimpses I’d gotten of Terry’s bare behind. I thought about that a lot but I never told him.

In a couple of minutes he walked out, tall and skinny with shaggy blond hair. His Mom reminded him to put on his jacket and he obliged her with a windbreaker. She was struggling to get Debbie to put a jacket on over her costume, Debbie was protesting that all the candy was going to be gone. Annie was standing there looking like a short, impatient Margaret Hamilton.

The four of us wandered down the street, walking through front yards and I have to admit I was feeling a little funny remembering the days when I was out on my own in the night with my bag foraging for candy. We stopped at every house that had lights on or a lit jack o’lantern on the porch and the kids rushed up and banged on the door, shrilling “Trick or Treat,” sometimes with a crowd of other little gremlins in costumes. Terry and I would hold back and watch and sometimes chat with the other adults if they were there.

While the girls were marching along hoarding candy, Terry and I were shooting the breeze about school, girls (I faked that) and Saturday Night Live.

I was glad I had the jacket, it was cold and clouds were drifting across the sky. Now and then I could see a patch of deep blue sky and stars. I looked at my watch. It was still early.

We walked up and down both sides of our street, past where they would build the new high school just off Thirteenth Street in two years and had gone around the next block when Terry thumbed at the next street.

“Wanna try down there?” Terry said.

“I dunno,” I said loudly. “I bet the girls are too tired to go for more candy.”

The girls protested and so we went down the next street. Terry was probably trying to get to the little convenience store (did we call them that back then?) to get a couple of cans of soda and talk to the girl behind the counter. The first few houses on the street had their lights off. Terry looked around and pointed at a big space of open lots between the dark houses and a lit street on the other side.

“Take our hands,” he said. “Let’s go over there.”

I grabbed Debbie’s hand, Terry grabbed Annie’s and we ran across the lots, Annie protesting about holding her brother’s hand. In the middle of the lot the wind whipped up and Debbie started crying. She’d dropped her pink wand with the star on the end. We were standing there wishing we’d brought a flashlight as I stared at the ground looking for a glint of light on glittery wand. I glanced up. Something was wrong. I looked all around.

I couldn’t see any of the lit houses or the street we had been heading for. There was a sudden roar of wind, and a loud, shrill noise; I hadn’t heard the word keening yet but that’s what it was. Terry grabbed my shoulder, he damn near pulled my arm out of the socket. His mouth was open and he pointed up. I looked up. We all did.

There was a big, tinted, full Moon above us. A black shape was slowly drifting across its face, too solid to be a cloud. It fluttered like it was wrapped in something and beneath it clearly was the outline of a broom. It turned and seemed to be heading down towards us.

I scooped up Debbie, Terry pulled Annie and the three of us ran back the way we came. Terry probably wouldn’t have cared if I’d held his hand as we ran. In a few moments, we came back to where we’d been when Terry had suggested going down the street. I looked up. Starry sky. No Moon. We were out of breath. I set Debbie down. She was crying and clutching her bag.

To calm Debbie down we had to promise to go back towards their house and hit one of the side streets we hadn’t been on. Debbie got more candy. Terry and I talked about what we’d seen, trying to convince Annie and ourselves that it had been a torn trash bag blowing in front of a lit cloud or something. When we got the girls back to Terry’s house, we helped ourselves to some of the candy, sat on the front porch and talked about everything except what we’d seen.

It’s been almost fifty years since that Halloween in Kansas. But even today when the weather chills and the leaves turn orange for Fall I see that orange Moon and the eerie fluttering thing passing between it and us. I wake up and pull closer to the husband I met in college and I tell myself again that it was just something blowing in the Kansas wind that October night.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’ve taken liberties with the weather on Halloween 1975 (I don’t remember what it was actually, but there was no Moon) but I did go around the block with my best friend and his younger sisters on at least one Halloween. For those of us who remember the 60s and 70s, this is what it was like.

Pretty much.

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