“Make Me Immortal…” A New Story of Mine Posted on RoMMantic Reads. Jeff Baker, June 17, 2023.

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Fiona Glass has done me the kindness of posting my latest story on the RoMMantic Reads zine. “Make Me Immortal With a Kiss” is, I admit, something of a wish-fulfillment fantasy but it felt good to write.

Here it is: https://rommanticreads.wordpress.com/2023/06/17/jeff-baker-make-me-immortal-with-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-504

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Angel Martinez Reads My Story “Billy Gonzalez and the Day of the Dead.” Fiction by Jeff Baker, June 16, 2023.

Angel Martinez does a fine reading of one of my stories that first appeared in the RoMMantic Reads zine: “Billy Gonzalez and the Day of the Dead.” Check out her website: she usually has a reading on Fridays. https://angelmartinezauthor.weebly.com/from-angels-cave/friday-reading-day-billy-gonzalez-and-the-day-of-the-dead

Here’s a link to RoMMantic Reads: https://rommanticreads.wordpress.com/

Happy reading and listening, everybody!

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“Enshrouded.” Or: “Why They Never Catch the People T.P.ing Trees.” Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker, June 16, 2023.

Enshrouded

by Jeff Baker

“Hey! Watch where you’re going!” the white figure said as they nearly collided in mid-air.

“Sorry! I’m kinda new at this!” Skye said.

“Well, just be sure you get the tree and not me, okay?”

“Okay.”

The last thing Skye had expected was that he’d become a ghost and that ghosts actually did look like a floating white sheet. He was assured that not every ghost looked like this and further that this was only a temporary condition.

Then came the second surprise; the ghosts had to dive bomb the trees on the grounds of their old high school. This, not kids, was what caused the filmy white strips that everyone thought were toilet paper.

Skye floated overhead and stared down at the two thick Elm trees that he remembered from when he’d gone here in, what? The early seventies? It was hard to remember sometimes. The green leafy tree was enshrouded with white strips. Skye smiled. People always wondered how kids got the tops of the trees.

“Wheeeeeeee!” The voice was the one he’d heard before as a white sheeted ghost swirled around another tree brushing the branches leaving white strips.

“Looks good,” Skye said, resisting the urge to go “Boooo!”

“Yeah, thanks,” the ghost said.

“Hey, I’m Skye,” he said. “Sorry about that earlier.”

“Forget it,” the other ghost said. “Just call me Trick, like in Trick-Or-Treat.”

“Hey, Trick,” Skye said.

“Look at this,” Trick said, spreading his sheet. Skye looked. Most humans couldn’t see them and they appeared to themselves as solid, white sheets draped over an invisible person but Skye could actually see part of the house across the street through Trick.

“Heyyyyy! Nice!” Skye said.

“I’m thinning out!” Trick said. “That means I’m leaving here soon!”

“How long have you been here, anyway?” Skye asked.

“Since June sixteenth, nineteen-seventy.” Trick said. “Vietnam.”

“Oh, my God!” Skye said. “I can’t remember your name, but we had a page for you in the yearbook! My editor put it together the year before I started here!”

“I can’t remember my name either,” Trick said. “They said that’s a good sign. Losing the last of Earth so I get to go elsewhere.”

“Wow!” Skye said.

“Yeah.” Trick said. “Hey, watch me dive-bomb that little bush by the door!”

“MIS-ter Cuthbert! MIS-ter Sandburg!”

The sharp female voice was familiar. A tall, thin shrouded white sheet floated down near the two other ghosts.

“Mrs. Pickering!” the other two ghosts cried out.

“So, you’re still here and still getting into trouble, I see!” Mrs. Pickering said.

“Yes, Ma’am,” Trick said.

“Well, I’ll tell you…” Mrs. Pickering paused and glanced down at the tree. “Oh, what the hey! Watch THIS, boys!”

The tall ghost swooped down, gracefully touching the top tree branches leaving an elegant film of white, like a lace tablecloth put out only on special occasions. Her laughter trilled like silvery bells.

—end—

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Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, June 2023. The Results! June 12th, 2023.

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Hi, again! Mike here, also known as “Jeff Baker.”

The draws for the June 2023 FFDC were:

A Fairy Tale

Set at an Empty Nightclub

Involving a Bicycle Built for Two

Here’s a fun and clever tale by E. H. Timms. Enjoy “Daisy Chain.”https://thinkingthinking123.blogspot.com/2023/06/flash-fic-challenge-daisy-chain.html

Here’s my story: “Auntie Granite’s.” It’s actually a sequel (click the link to read the original!)https://authorjeffbaker.com/2023/06/07/auntie-granites-flash-fiction-draw-challenge-story-for-june-2023-from-jeff-baker/

Remember, it’s never too late to write a story of your own, post it in the comments and join in the fun!

We’ll be back with more draws and stories on July 10th, 2023! (Taking a break for the July 4th holidays!) ——mike

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More Rainbow Snippets from “Diego’s Offer” as by Skip Hanford. June 10th, 2023.

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Every week we post six lines of a story of ours, a work-in-progress or from someone else’s work we recommend that has LGBT characters on Rainbow Snippets here https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

For my snippet’s this week, we return to the world of my in-progress sci-fi future story “Diego’s Offer,” where the shifty criminal-turned-slave Diego is having a lunch break with one of his Master’s customers who happens to be an old friend. Diego has tatts on his arms not sleeves but he has something up his sleeve. As I am writing this (as“Skip Hanford”) for an erotica site it may be mild on the steam but it is still NSFW.

“Hey, um,” he began. “If you owned me, I mean really owned me, what would you do with me?” Diego asked.

I almost blurted out that it was one of my fantasies, so I just cleared my throt.

“For starters,” I said as sincerely as I could. “I would never hurt you.”

“Thanks,” he said.

“I’d like to tell you I’d never use you, but…”

He grinned.

“I would give you a lot of leeway.” I said.

Here’s snippet two, just a bit longer.

Diego nodded. “It’s whatever the Master wants. Whatever he tells me to do. It’s not my decision.”

I took a deep breath. “I wouldn’t set you free. Look, I like you a lot but I just don’t trust you. You’re pretty shifty.”

“Yeah, that’s how I got into this,” Diego said, rubbing the bands on his forearm again.

“And you’d get a job,” I said. “Probably in another warehouse. And I’d get the money.”

“Farmed-Out,” Diego said. “No sweat. I understand.”

“Okay,” I said. “What’s all this about my owning you? Are you just trying to make my pants tight or what?”

And on THAT note, I bid you farewell until next week, where we will celebrate an anniversary in less-than luxurious accommodations! —-jeff

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In which Mike buys some cool art at De Stijl Gallery from the Great Emeline Fuller…

Okay, the photo is of Emeline Fuller, an artist in Emporia, Kansas I met today when I ran up to De Stijl Gallery to see a buddy of mine. We do that once a month. It is nice when one is suddenly living alone as I am and miss having someone to talk to.

So Scott Bonnet runs a gallery in Emporia, Kansas and I go up to see him once a month. He and his wife Sherri are as kind and generous with their time as anybody could ask for.

So, my thanks to Scott and Sheri.

Here’s the Gallery: http://www.emporiagazette.com/business/article_221d376e-7417-11ed-a439-872dd91e6dce.html

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Behold “The Sun With One Eye.” Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker, June 9th, 2023.

The Sun With One Eye

by Jeff Baker

“Oh, my God! Look!” Maybelle screamed pointing. “The clouds are parting!”

“The Sun!”

“”Get the blinds down! Hurry!”

Pietro was closest on the porch, so he lunged for the controls, landing on his belly next to the panel. He reached up and slapped the button. Three of the large treated screens quickly descended from the porch roof. The fourth, the one that would cover the area of the controls and front door stayed up.

Pietro glanced up in horror and covered his eyes with his hands.

There was a glaring stream of pure light that struck him. Andy rushed over and grabbed him as he screamed, pulling him back to the safety of the shadow.

“I got you, buddy!” Andy said as he patted out the wisps of smoke that were rising from Pietro’s jacket and hair. Thank God he’d been wearing the jacket, and that it had long sleeves.

“You pulled my but out of the fire that time,” Pietro said, breathing hard.

“Yeah,” Andy said. “We gotta fix that blind.”

The colony had been on the planet, designated BA 127 for about 100 years, and while the sunlight had always been intense in the last years the direct sunlight had reached burning intensity. Fortunately, the cloud cover was usually enough and the clouds were pretty predictable; Rain in the afternoon, thick clouds till sundown. Sunshields on the vehicles and on the buildings.

So, some of the colonists decided not to evacuate. Mainly because of the rare resources on BA 127.

Pietro, Andy and Maybelle had met during orientation. Their skills complimented each other and they decided to form a team and share resources and profits. They also shared the house, partly because rent was out-of-this-world expensive. They were usually able to keep things platonic although Maybelle had caught Pietro and Andy kissing on the porch late one night.

They were all in their mid to late twenties. If they stayed there and kept refining the stuff they would be rich in another few years.

If the sunlight didn’t get them.

“You okay?” Maybelle asked, helping Pietro to his feet.

“Yeah, I think so.” Pietro said.

“Maybe we should sit on the back porch in the evening from now on?” Andy said, settling down in the metal chair.

“Probably a better idea.” Maybelle said.

“Can’t go there now,” Pietro said, glancing at the sunlight that was hitting the front door. A dash for the door would probably burn their skin. The other blinds, made of treated steel, kept them safe and they had time to sit and at least there was a cool breeze. The sunlight didn’t heat the air as much but it could burn flesh.

“We’ve got about a half-hour before that sun sets.” Maybelle said.

“Yeah, just hope nobody has to go to the bathroom.” Andy said.

“Oh, don’t even joke about that,” Maybelle said. Pietro laughed.

They sat in silence for a few minutes. Then Pietro asked, “Are you sure it’s worth it?”

“It’s worth it,” Maybelle said. “In another few years we can afford to go anywhere we want.”

“Together?” Andy asked. “I mean, we’re a good team, no reason for us to split up?”

“I don’t intend to work for a while,” Pietro said. “Just sit on my money. Somewhere nice and dark.”

“Maybe find a nice rogue planet,” Andy said. “One with a nice hotel.”

“A hotel? On a rogue planet?” Maybelle laughed. “My Dad used to mine rogue planets, remember? Nobody’s dumb enough to build on those. No way to collect the money.”

“I guess.” Andy said.”

“Maybe some place with nice, thick curtains,” Pietro said.

The three of them sat and daydreamed as the sun moved behind the row of houses across the street.

Andy pointed at the blind on the end, the one that wouldn’t go down.

“When we get that working, we just leave it down.”

—end—

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“Auntie Granite’s.” Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Story for June 2023, from Jeff Baker.

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The June 2023 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge draws were for a fairy tale involving a bicycle built for two, a Fairy Tale and an empty nightclub.

This is a sequel to my FFDC story “The Deadly Poppy Field.” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2018/12/10/the-deadly-poppy-field-by-jeff-baker-the-last-of-nathan-burgoines-monthly-flash-fiction-draw-challenges-december-10-2018/

Auntie Granite’s

by Jeff Baker

Once upon a time there were two fairly successful restaurateurs.

Ollie and Spence had opened their bar and restaurant “A Field of Poppies” in 2018, and with the help of a magic wand they found they had kept the place going. Now they were branching out and somebody had told them about a nightclub on the edge of town that had been closed for years.

“Auntie Granite’s” was not much to look at. A bar, a dance floor a spot for a band and some seating. There were fire exits, which was a plus but there hadn’t been anybody to exit the place in a good number of years.

The two of them stared at the once not-quite grand room, at the cobwebs and the faded wallpaper.

One wall had a genuine bicycle built for two anchored above the floor. Off to one side was a picture of a lady pedaling that same bike happily through the countryside with a fellow happily pedaling behind her. This, they had been told, was Auntie Granite the club’s namesake.

Cobwebs covered almost everything.

Spence shrugged.

Ollie sighed. “I wish we’d brought that magic wand,” Ollie said.

There was a flash of cute, multicolored sparkles and a plump lady in a flowing robe suddenly appeared in front of them.

“I’m your Fairy Godmother!” she brightly announced. “I’m here to grant your wishes so you can live happily ever after!”

“Um, how many wishes do we get?” Spence asked.

“Oh, your real wish is for this place to be spruced up and open, so…” The Fairy Godmother waved her wand and there was another puff of sparkles and the sound of some really cutesy music and the club suddenly looked brand new.

Ollie and Spence glanced around at the club and at each other.

“All riiiiiight!” Ollie and Spence yelled, high fiving each other.

There was a knock at the door.

“Customers?” Ollie asked?

“Could be part of the magic?” Spence said, but the Fairy Godmother was nowhere to be seen.

The man who entered looked a lot like the actor Sheldon Leonard, right down to the pinstripe suit.

“You guy’s Auntie Granite’s?” he asked.

“Uh, yeah?” Spence said.

The man handed them some papers. “This is stuff the last owner didn’t pay,” he said and left.

Ollie and Spence sold the place to pay the bills and went back to running their own restaurant.

MORAL: Be careful not to be taken for Granite.

—end—

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Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Draws for June 2023, from Mike Mayak. (June 5, 2023.)

First, here’s the prompts for the June 2023 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge. Then my usual long-winded explanation:

A Fairy Tale

Involving a Bicycle Built for Two

Set at an Empty Nightclub.

Now, on to the details.

Hi! I’m Mike Mayak, I also write as Jeff Baker and I’m the current moderator for the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, which was started by ‘Nathan Burgoine a few years ago and carried on by Cait Gordon and Jeffrey Ricker. It’s a monthly writing challenge mainly for stress-free fun that anyone can play.

Here’s how it works: the first Monday of every month I draw three cards; a heart, a diamond and a club. These correspond to a list naming a genre, a setting and an object that must appear in the story. Participants write up a flash fiction story, 1,000 words or less, post it to their website and link it here in the comments. I’ll post the results (and hopefully have one of my own written!) the week of June 12th, 2023.

As I’m no good making videos I did the drawing offstage and the results were the Nine of Hearts (A Fairy Tale), the Three of Diamonds (An Empty Nightclub) and the Ten of Clubs (A Bicycle Built for Two.)

So we will write a fairy tale involving an empty nightclub and a bicycle built for two. (I’ve seen them but never had the guts to get on one!)

So, get to writing and I’ll post the results next week!

Thanks for playing, and I’ll see you next week!

And have fun!

——mike

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Errant Time-Travel for Rainbow Snippets from Jeff Baker. June 3rd, 2023.

For June 3rd, 2023.

Every week we post six lines of a story of ours, a work-in-progress or from someone else’s work we recommend that has LGBT characters on Rainbow Snippets here https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

In my story “The Errant Kidnapping and Inadvertent Time Travel of James Sandall Jnr,” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2023/04/14/the-errant-kidnapping-and-inadvertent-time-travel-of-james-sandall-jnr-friday-flash-fics-from-jeff-baker-april-14-2023/ we meet James and Eddie, who are on a mysterious trip down memory lane. They wind up downtown in front of an old building with a neon sign.

“And here we are almost twenty years later,” James said. He leaned over to kiss his husband.

“You know,” James said a couple of minutes later when he was settling back in the passenger seat. “I wondered why you were being so mysterious back at the hotel.”

“Yeah, asking you to put on a blindfold and not ask questions does count as mysterious,” Eddie laughed. “I’m just glad this is the hotel I stay at when the company sends me up here.

Okay, a bit more snippet.

They know me so I could explain we went to college here, we’re up for a reunion and I wasn’t kidnapping you.”

James laughed again. “The Erratic Kidnapping and Inadvertent Time Travel Of James Sandall Junior. Yeah, there’s a title for a novel!”

“Time travel?” Eddie asked.

“Isn’t that sort of what we’re doing right now? Going back twenty years?” James asked.

Awwwwwww! Sweet! See you next week, folks, when we et steamy again! —-jeff

NOTE: I took that picture last month. The building has been sold and the arcade sign is gone! —-jsb

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