I wrote this in response to a Facebook picture. Enjoy! —-jeff

TOP 10 CAT EXCUSES FOR THE TOPPLED CHRISTMAS TREE.

#10: “I heard a crash and ran in here, what happened?”

#9: “You fell! Everything must look sideways to you…”

#8: “Did you feel that earthquake?”

#7: “It was dogs. Yes. Wild dogs. Who hate Christmas.”

#6: “The tree was going to attack so I killed it.”

#5: “That wasn’t me you heard! Fake Mews! Fake Mews!”

#4: “I heard that crash and climbed to the top to get a better view.”

#3: “It was my twin brother. Several of them. I come from a large litter.”

#2: “It’s not MINE?!”

#1: “What tree?”