If Two Trains Leave The Station At Ten-Fifteen, When Do We Eat?
By Jeff Baker
“Okay, over here…” the graduate assistant said.
“Hey! I can see the stadium from here!”
“Yeah, and there’s the…”
“If I could have your attention,” the graduate assistant said. “Good. Now, this is the Science and Technology Center. It was built in nineteen…”
“Yes, Nineteen. Nineteen Eighty-Five,” the graduate assistant said, getting more and more frustrated. “There are sixty-eight classrooms, most with laboratory facilities and the state’s only up-to-date…”
“Hey, is this corridor like the one at MTV where you can see the sunrise through the hall?”
“As I was saying, the state’s only up-to-date…”
“Hey! I heard Devaughn James played here!”
The graduate assistant sighed; they weren’t paying him enough.