Just News and a “Thank You,” from Jeff Baker. June 2nd, 2023

I just discovered that I have 161 subscribers to these posts! That’s nice! Thank you all so much! These last years have been rough and the writing has helped. It’s nice to find I have an audience!

Again, with all my thanks,

———–jeff baker

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Revisiting Professor Dummkopt for Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker. Friday June 2nd, 2023.

What Happened After Professor Dummkopt Poured His Intelligence Formula In Fido’s Bowl

by Jeff Baker

“Run!” yelled the squirrels. “The dog has learned how to use the ladder!”

—end—

AUTHOR”S NOTE: Again using the character created by Edward Paige Mitchell.

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More Early-Morning Progress. Progress Report from Jeff Baker, May 30, 2023.

Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

Middle-aged widowhood is apparently conducive to writing, at least some writing.

I’ve kept up the late-night/early morning writing routine although I haven’t been quite as productive as I would have hoped. Nonetheless, I’ve kept up the flash fictions and have worked on about four full-length stories, if only adding a word or two. As well as a page or two on synopsis’s and notes for two different stories that were stalled.

Plus, I actually posted my seventh (!!!!) anniversary weekly flash fiction story this past week!

I drank too much wine this weekend, fantasizing that Darryl and I were spending a Memorial Day Weekend together at the lake with family. (We preferred air-conditioned houses with cable!) Still a nice thing to think about.

And, I have a few more lines to write on a description for one of those full-length stories, which I will do when I sign off here.

So, that’s progress.

That’s about it for now!

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“Diego’s Offer,” a NSFW Rainbow Snippet From Jeff Baker (as “Skip Hanford.”) May 27, 2023.

Every week we post six lines of a story of ours, a work-in-progress or from someone else’s work we recommend that has LGBT characters on Rainbow Snippets here https://www.facebook.com/groups/RainbowSnippets My in-progress story “Diego’s Offer” (as by “Skip Hanford”) is being written for an erotica site and takes place in a dystopian world of the near-future.

We were sitting there at the table outside the coffee shop near the spaceport, basking in the sun and I was admiring how the sunlight enhanced Diego’s tan and his muscular arms. He caught me glancing at him and grinned. He reached up and rubbed the name “Diego” tattooed in cursive on his left bicep. It wasn’t his name any more than he was Spanish but he didn’t have a lot of choice on the tattoo.

I’d gone to school with him back when he wasn’t called Diego. In his early 20s he’d been picked up for a string of burglaries and had been sentenced to a “Servitude Work Crew with Option to Sell.”

Okay, here’s more snippet as steam begins to rise…

After his two and a half years on the prison farm he’d been tattooed and auctioned off. I’d run into him again when his owner worked near where I did downtown. I ran a shop, Diego did heavy lifting at a warehouse. We were lucky he got a lunch break now and then.

He reached over and scratched his right biceps and forearm, where the bands of servitude had been tattooed as if they itched. I knew better; he was preening and looking macho for my benefit.

Kinky! And makes you wonder who’s in charge doesn’t it?

Next week, something less kinky and more nostalgic.

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“Tenting Tonight.” My Seventh Anniversary Post. Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker, May 26, 2023.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: It was seven (Wow!) years ago that I stumbled across the old Monday Flash Fics Facebook group and wrote a quickie story and posted it. Then I decided to do a story for the next week’s prompt pic just to see if I could and I was off and running! The group switched to Friday Flash Fics a few years later and I’m now the moderator (I gotta be out of my mind!)

I figure I’ve written about 48 stories a year for these prompt pic sites (we take a little time off around Thanksgiving and Christmas) and at least one or two other flash fiction stories every month or so, adding up to at least 52 stories a year, probably more. I should hit a total of 365 such stories written in a few weeks.

This week’s story, featuring my wandering teenage Gay runaway Bryce Going, incorporates some of the experience my late husband Darryl had decades ago when he was homeless for about a year. Darryl and I made a home together and he encouraged my writing and was proud of what I accomplished.

So this anniversary story is for Darryl. And y’know what? They’re all for Darryl. —–jeff baker

Tenting Tonight On the Old Camp Ground

by Jeff Baker

I was cold and dead tired when I saw the tent. I’d had my watch stolen earlier that week so I wasn’t sure how late it was, just that it was dark and I guessed after ten as most of the shops downtown had closed up.

I’d walked west from downtown, hoping to find something to eat (I was out of money) and turned behind one of those new convenience stores to find a gravel lot and the tent leaning against a tall wooden fence, about as tall as I was; 5’11”.

The tent almost looked like it had been built into the fence; it was almost domed and made of a tent you’d take camping, extended by towels, rags and even old newspaper wrapped around it for insulation. There was a cold wind blowing the trash in the lot around and it wasn’t very well lit as the streetlight behind the store was broken and I caught the glint of broken glass underneath it. I could barely see the outline of a tree at the edge of the lot.

It was 1975. I was fifteen, Gay and on my own. Nobody guessed I was Gay but the on my own part was pretty obvious from my dirty jacket and worn sneakers. I was shivering. I thought I smelled food but that may have been from the store.

The hell with it. I walked over and patted the side of the tent.

“Go ‘way!” came the raspy voice from inside the folds of towel and paper.

“I’m cold.” I said, shivering.

“I said go away!” the voice rasped again.

“I got no place to go,” I said. “No place to go…” My voice broke for a moment. I’d run away months ago not wanting to go to a Boy’s Home after my Mom had bailed on me. Didn’t know where my Father was. I was halfway across the country from Philly. So far I hadn’t cried.

I heard a rustling in the tent. Then a flap opened, not where I thought it would and the voice told me to get in. I saw a glimmer of light inside which surprised me, I hadn’t seen it through the tent.

“Get in, quick. And take off your damn shoes.”

The inside of the tent was a little bigger than one of those bug cars I’d been in a couple of times, but I had to bend over so I didn’t hit my head on the top. There were a couple of flashlights leaning against a small duffel bag to one side that aimed enough light that it somehow lit up the tent. I hadn’t noticed the light from outside, so the tent was better covered than I thought. It must have been well-insulated as it wasn’t exactly warm but we were cut off from the breeze.

“Sid down,” the man said when he finished sealing the tent flap with a towel. He looked old and wrinkled with a fringe of grey hair surrounding a bald head. He was wearing a winter coat over several layers of flannel shirts. His jeans were old and smudged and I bet he had something like long johns on under them. He snatched a stocking cap off the floor and jammed it on his head.

I sat down and found a place that didn’t feel like gravel under the tent floor.

“Thanks for letting me in,” I started to say.

The man held up his hand.

“It isn’t permanent,” he said. “It’s just cold out there and you’re too damn young. I heard you start to cry. That did it, I was always too soft a touch. That’s probably how I wound up here.”

I nodded. He glared at me again.

“Well? Aren’t you going to introduce yourself? I’m R. J. by the way.”

“I’m Bryce Going,” I said. That was the name I’d been using and I was somehow getting a lot more comfortable with it.

“Well, Bryce Going,” R. J. said reaching into the duffel bag. “I’d better show you some hospitality.” He tossed me what looked like a couple of wrapped candy bars. “Those are Food Bars. They’re supposed to be nutritious.”

“Thanks,” I managed to say. I hadn’t eaten since the day before. I gobbled down the first bar.

“Not so fast!” R. J. snapped. “I don’t want you getting sick all over my tent. Here.” He poured out some lukewarm coffee into the lid that served as a cup and I savored every drop.

A few minutes later, I was slowly eating the second bar, again savoring every bite. I finished and managed another thank-you.

“We’d better get to sleep soon. I don’t have another pillow,” he said, gesturing at the duffel bag.

“That’s okay,” I said.

We sat in silence and then he turned off the lights and I heard him stretch out and rasp out a “good night.”

I lay down on the other side of the tent and wondered if I’d have to fend him off in the middle of the night, even though I hadn’t told him I was Gay. I’d been really lucky so far nobody had tried anything like that.

I heard him snore and I was asleep a few minutes later.

It was warmer the next morning, so I thanked R. J. and wandered off looking for a discreet place to pee.

About an hour later I lucked out wandering down a side street past the backs of old brick buildings. A man in an apron asked me if I belonged in school. I told him I was 22 (I wasn’t) and that I’d arrived in the city and somebody had stolen my wallet. (I hadn’t had a wallet.) The man asked me if I’d like to make some money. I was leery about that, but he explained the guys he’d hired hadn’t shown up and he needed somebody to unload a truck that morning. I nodded and spent that day unloading the trucks that backed into the dock and all but swallowed whole the ham sandwich he offered me.

But a few hours later I was sitting there at the desk eating another sandwich and drinking a soda (“Think of it as worker benefits, kid,” my new boss had said) when the noon news came on the little black and white TV playing there in the back room.

No mistake. The picture they showed on the TV was probably from his old driver’s license. The video showed police removing a figure wrapped in a blanket from the tent we’d spent last night in; R. J.

The newscaster said they had raided the “homeless encampment” (one tent) and found the man dead in the tent.

Near as they could tell, he had been dead about three days.

—end—

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“Reverse Sweep.” Rainbow Snippets from Jeff Baker for May 20, 2023.

Every week we post six lines of a story of ours, a work-in-progress or from someone else’s work we recommend that has LGBT characters on Rainbow Snippets here https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

My story “Reverse Sweep” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2019/07/13/reverse-sweep-for-friday-flash-fics-by-jeff-baker-july-13-2019/ introduces Mack and Eli, revisiting the city where Eli used to work and live. We open on the two of them in a hotel room Eli sitting in the hotel window wearing just a pair of jeans looking masculine, buff and tanned.

“Life takes some funny twists,” Mack said, pouring himself a soda from the small hotel fridge.

“Tell me about it,” Eli said. “I really never expected I’d be back here and, and, oh boy…”

Eli stiffened, suddenly doubled over as if he’d sneezed. When he stood up again, he had long hair and a complete female anatomy.

“This has got to stop,” Eli said. “All the people who are paying money to transition and it happens to me all the time.”

Next week, something that may not be safe for work! ——jeff

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Examine “Look Not With The Eyes But With the Mind” by Jeff Baker. Look Closely at Friday Flash Fics for May 19, 2023.

Photo by Jeff Baker.

Look Not With the Eyes But With the Mind

by Jeff Baker

Hank sat in the examination room and fidgeted. Three-hundred-and-eighty-seven years and he’d never needed an eye exam. But he couldn’t well tell the Ophthalmologist that and he needed the exam to keep the job and his Earth identity.

For the umpteenth time he wished he’d learned how to make gold. This would never happen back on Vothnian. He could only guess how much a pair of glasses would cost. He closed his eyes and scanned the eyeglasses store next door.

“Let’s see,” he thought reading the sign on the display table. “Two for eighty dollars. Okay but I bet they charge up the butt somewhere…”

“Mister Jones?” the man’s voice said.

Hank opened his eyes, breaking off the scan. “Yeah,” he said.

“I’m Doctor Dyebold,” the man said. “And you’re here for a company eye exam, right?”

“Riiiight,” Hank said, wishing the company would pay for it. Oh well, he was the one doing the Discreet Monitoring on Earth, and he was the one who had fallen madly in love with a human being. And Kenny was so wonderful…

Hank found himself smiling.

“Okay, first take a look at that chart over there and read the smallest line you can.” Dr. Dyebold said.

Hank bit his tongue at the thought of reeling off the entire eye chart in a few seconds like that character on the DVD set Kenny had gotten him for Christmas; the old show about the stranded Martian.

Instead he faked it. Read the bottom line slowly but perfectly.

“Okay, let’s try it with one eye covered,” said the doctor.

And that was when it hit him. Perfection would be suspicious. He was supposed to be an Earthman approaching middle age, not a slowly aging being from a world where their senses and abilities were beyond the level of human.

So he deliberately flubbed reading the next line.

“Okay,” the doctor said, swinging the big gadget with all the lenses toward Hank’s face. He knew it was called a phoropter, but how many other humans would? He kept his mouth shut.

“Now just look through here and look over at…” the doctor said.

Hank smiled to himself. It would probably be a couple of hundred bucks over their budget but he couldn’t wait to see Kenny’s reaction when he came home in the new glasses.

—end—

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Stormy Weather! Alison Lister’s “No Limit on Love” reviewed.

“No Limit on Love,” reviewed by Jeff Baker

“No Limit on Love,” Alison Lister’s first YA novel is a breezy, fun, sweet read.

The Queer YA romance is about Dan, who is just deciding to be “they/them” and not go by “Danielle” any more. They meet Levi, hot and non-Binary, when the two of them are the only ones at their High School to show up to clean up debris at the school after a massive storm that knocked power out all over the city (including some of the communications that would have gotten some of the other kids there.)

What follows is a romantic story full of the sweet and awkward moments of young love, none of which feel contrived. Their first kiss in a darkened library is not to be missed!

“No Limit On Love” is what is called a “hi/lo,” meaning it is a “hi interest, low reading complexity book” meant mainly for young readers who do not have a high reading level for one reason or another. None of the book came off as simplified or simplistic in either its prose or its tone.

And it takes place in our modern era, with references to COVID, climate change and the war in Ukraine.

Finely-drawn characters and realistic settings and situations make this a fun read. Highest recommendation.

—–jeff baker

Here’s how to order this book and others in the series from the publisher, Lorimer: https://lorimer.ca/childrens/real-love/

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Flash Fiction Draw Challenge May 2023—The Results!! Mike Mayak (Jeff Baker) May 15, 2023.

Flash Fiction Draw Challenge May 2023; The Results! May 15, 2023.

Hi, again! Mike here, also known as “Jeff Baker.”

The draws for the May 2023 FFDC were:

A Lovecraftian Horror Story

Set on an Assembly Line

Involving a Broken Walkman

E. H. Timms wrote “Grind Their Bones” https://thinkingthinking123.blogspot.com/2023/05/flash-fic-challenge-grind-their-bones.html

And I (as “Jeff Baker”) wrote “The Lurker In the Details.” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2023/05/11/listen-for-the-lurker-in-the-details-and-beware-flash-fiction-draw-challenge-story-for-may-2023-by-mike-mayak-aka-jeff-baker/

(And I wondered if any younger readers had to look up what a Walkman was!)

Thanks for writing! I always enjoy reading!

Remember, it’s never too late to write a story of your own, post it in the comments and join in the fun!

We’ll be back with more draws and stories on June 5th, 2023! ——mike

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Amazingly, Some Progress. Progress Report from Jeff Baker. May 14, 2023.

I’m seriously amazed I’ve made any progress writing during the last few months.

I was taking it really slow, I guess, after my Mom passed away this past December. I had to get a bunch of things done, including getting some furniture moved and some paperwork done. So I spent a lot of the spare time home with Darryl, snuggling on the couch up at all hours watching old TV shows into the early morning and the only writing I got done was the usual weekly/monthly flash fiction stories and columns. I figured I’d get back into doing the longer stuff gradually. Then in mid-March Darryl’s health took a nosedive and he was hospitalized. Despite excellent care he passed away from something sudden we hadn’t seen coming.

I will be all right. Yes, I am grieving, but to my surprise I am writing again too. And not just the weekly flash stories. I wrote 1800 words on a full-length story one night. 900 words on another one a night or so later. And I have 2000+ words on yet another story that is about a page (that’s around 250 words) away from being completed.

I like keeping odd hours and I’m doing a lot of this writing after midnight, listening to ESPN on the radio (Darryl’s preferred station) sitting on our big bed with notebooks scattered around me and my laptop in various places. (Lap sometimes, propped up on folded blankets sometimes, just sitting there sometimes) Darryl and I used to sit up till almost dawn watching old sitcoms on TV on the living room couch, so being up this late, feels cozy. And it’s becoming a working routine, which is doing me a lot of good. I’ve heard a lot in my lifetime about how getting back to work after a loss can help you work through it and I think that is what I’m doing. I’d read about it and heard about it from friends who have experienced it and now I am living it.

And I’m back to keeping my notes about what I’ve written in an old “Project Notebook” I bought at a going-out-of-business sale F & E had when I worked for them. I already filled one notebook (I started keeping this in about 2006) and I have been lax in keeping it the last three years when my folks were in hospice care. Keeping those notes feels good too.

These reports are supposed to be about the work but I will thank my friends who call and text/facebook/what-have-you contact me to check on me. It does me a lot of good having those friends out there.

So I should have a full-length story done by the middle of the week and some progress on the others as the month goes on. As a matter of fact, yesterday morning (the 13th) I took a line out of the story I’m working on and this morning (the 14th) I put it back! Holy Oscar Wilde, Batman!

And I will start doing these progress reports regularly again. I promise, now that I have regular hours (being late evening to early morning! Gotta love it!) And if I didn’t say it before; Thanks Dad! Thanks Mom! Thanks Darryl! I love you!

That’s about it for now!

NOTE: Here’s a link to my recent QSF column where I basically go over the same stuff including how writing can be helpful! https://www.queerscifi.com/jeff-baker-boogieman-in-lavender-extra-innings/

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