“Breadbowl” And Pasta For Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker, April 5th, 2024.

Breadbowl

by Jeff Baker

“Soup’s on!” Chuck said, pushing the door shut with a foot as he brought in the two boxes the kid had just delivered.

“Cool!” Dimitri said from the couch.

Chuck set the two boxes down on the small table in the corner of his apartment and opened the lids. Steam rose up from both of them.

“You want plates or just the boxes?” Chuck asked.

“Boxes are fine! Plastic forks and knives too!” Dimitri said, unwrapping the little plastic package that came with the box. “I’m hungry!”

“Yeah! Same here,” Chuck said, plopping down in the chair opposite Dimitri. “I been working too hard. We both have!”

“Pasta in breadbowls,” Dimitri said. “Perfect!”

Dimitri and Chuck had met at the day shift at the warehouse. After a couple of after-work beers they had agreed to officially “go out,” but had agreed to stay “just friends.” Dimitri was dark-haired, short and muscular. Chuck had long reddish-blonde hair and was lean like a soccer player.

“Mmmph!” Chuck said after his first bite of the pasta. “Almost forgot!” He jumped up and ducked into the kitchen, coming back with two bottles of zero-calorie tea.

“Cheers!” Chuck said, raising his bottle.

“What are we celebrating?” Dimitri asked.

“Uhhh, Easter!” Chuck said.

“That was last week,” Dimitri said. “Of course, the one my family celebrates is in May.”

“Yeah,” Chuck said. Chuck didn’t have any family left except for some cousins out of state. Dimitri’s parents and sisters lived in the Northwest.

“Which one did you get?” Dimitri asked.

“Pasta Primavera.” Chuck said. “You?”

“Same.”

The laughed and kept on eating.

“You realize we’re making small talk don’t you?” Chuck said. “Like we’re on a date.”

“A first date!” Dimitri laughed.

“You remember our first date?” Chuck asked.

Dimitri grimaced. “Oh, God yes!”

“First and only date!” Chuck laughed.

Dimitiri nodded and broke off part of his breadbowl and dipped it in his pasta.

“We’ve known each other, what? Four-and-a-half years now?” Dimitri asked.

“Something like that,” Chuck said. “You know, that’s longer than my Mom and Dad were married.”

Dimitri nodded.

The two of them ate more and glanced out the window at the early evening sky.

“Staying lighter a lot longer.”

“Uh huh,” Chuck said. They ate some more.

“You know, we’ve got a better relationship right now than a lot of couples I know,” Dinitri said, finishing the last of his pasta.

“Yeah,” Chuck said. “Hey, do you ever wonder what would have happened if we’d, you know?”

The two young men stared at each other for a moment, then broke into broad grins and laughed.

“This is better,” Chuck said.

“A lot better!” Dimitri said.

“Hey, what’s on TV?” Chuck said.

“Lot of old re-runs,” Dimitri said.

“Better than watching the news!” Chuck said.

—end—

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“Hawks In the Neighborhood.” An Unpublished (read: rejected) Rainbow Snippet from Jeff Baker! (March 31, 2024.

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

This week, a story of mine that hasn’t been published yet! (Saturday Evening Post liked it but didn’t buy it!) I set it in a version of my late Mom & Dad’s old house. (Picture above.) Their Bi son is our narrator, helping out their bird-loving parents in “Hawks In the Neighborhood.”

“Mom,” I said, “you’re worrying over nothing. Remember how you were about the cat, before you started keeping him indoors all the time?”

“That was different,” she said. “Bertram gets fed and he can lounge around in the sunlight in the living room and he doesn’t go eating any birds.”

My folks had freaked when Bertram had shown up at the back door, happily presenting them with a freshly-killed goldfinch just after they moved in eight years ago. They hadn’t seen a Goldfinch in their yard yet; Bertram beat them to it.

He was an indoor cat from then on.

Here’s more snippet…

I told my Mom I needed to check this out before I did anything. Even though they had plenty of bird books I didn’t want Mom looking over my shoulder so I excused myself and went down to the Public Library to do research on hawks. Actually I did a lot of it on my smartphone sitting in the Library but I felt better around all the books.

Besides, I got to talk to Marty at the research desk. We’d gone to school together and I had kind of an unrequited crush on him. I told him what I was there for and he looked up and said “Sounds like a Cooper’s Hawk.”

Marty was a lot better than the internet or a library sometimes.

See you next week! (Not as late, I hope!)

Incidentally, the cat-and-goldfinch story really happened!

Happy Easter! —-jeff

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Encounter “Manifold Sorcery” for Friday Flash Fics, from Jeff Baker. March 29, 2024.

Billy Gonzalez And the Manifold Sorcery

by Jeff Baker

Billy Gonzalez stood in the corner of the garage and sighed. It didn’t feel like that long ago he was babysitting his little cousin Martin and taking him to ballgames. Now the kid was working on his own car in the family garage. Billy smiled to himself. He could check fluids and change a tire, but Martin was rebuilding an engine. With used parts he’d gotten from junk shops. He’d gotten a deal on a car that “didn’t run worth crap” even if it looked nice. Pretty soon it was probably going to be the best thing on the road.

“Hey, Billy,” Martin said looking up from the engine. “Can you hold this thing right here for me?”

“Sure,” Billy said, grabbing what looked like a pipe and holding it steady. Martin grumbled and swore under his breath as he tried adjusting a metal band around one end of the pipe.

“Damn!” Martin swore. “I’m gonna have to re-do the manifold. This pipe is cracked.” He wiped his hands on a rag which he tossed on the garage floor.

“Hey, I gotta go use the restroom,” Martin said. “Make sure nobody steals the car, okay?”

Billy waved as Martin went into the house.

“Not a lot of chance of that,” Billy muttered, glancing at the car’s wheels which didn’t have tires on them as well as the front bumper which was laying on the ground.

There was a whistle of air. Billy jumped back from the engine as a cloud of grey steam poured out of the dirty manifold. He was about to yell for Martin when the steam swirled to the back of the garage and formed into a tall, muscular man wearing nothing but an earring. He was bald and the same grey color as the steam. And he was real. Billy gave his abs and six-pack the once-over.

“Why the hell does the weird stuff always happen to me?” Billy grumbled.

“I am the Haunter of this place,” the man said. “Imprisoned by the Great King and his Sacred Seal. Doomed to only emerge briefly as I wander through the centuries.”

“Uh, are you going to grant me a wish or something?” Billy asked, wondering how it got in that car engine.

“I do not deal in trifles,” the man said. “I grant wisdom. Wisdom such as the Great King had.”

Billy had read his Granddad’s 130 year-old copy of The Arabian Nights, so he figured he knew who the Great King was.

“Where is he who summoned me by his ownership of my current prison, and his seeking of knowledge?” the man asked.

“Uh, he’s on the toilet,” Billy said, wondering how he was going to explain all this to Martin.

“Then let this be my decree,” the man said, his deep voice beginning to echo. “Let the wisdom be now imparted to my Liberator. Let it go forth and be appropriate.”

The man bowed low.

“And now, I must go. I have a brief time to view the world before I return to limbo and another prison to await another Liberator and brief freedom. Repentance! Repentance! Oh, Prophet of God!”

And the man vanished, like evaporating steam.

Billy stared. What wisdom had the genie—there was no other word for it—been talking about?

“Oh, man!” Martin said as he walked back into the garage. “It just hit me! While I was washing my hands! How to fix this! How to fix all of these! I mean, I’ve been working on cars for years and I just realized…”

Billy smiled as Martin went on. Definitely Martin was going to open up his own auto shop someday. Probably a chain of them. If he needed a name for them, Billy would suggest “Manifold Sorcery.”

—end—

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Rainbow Snippets Goes Through The Hedge. March 22, 2024 from Jeff Baker.

Note: Photo by Danny Boling.

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

This week, from a prompt pic taken and sent me by my friend Danny Boling, snippets from my story “Through The Hedge Of Thorns.” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2024/03/22/through-the-hedge-of-thorns-friday-flash-fics-by-jeff-baker-march-22-2024/ You never know what you’re going to see on a city street!

Laying there on one of the metal benches was a young man, probably twenty-something, reddish hair and beard, sleeping soundly.

“He looks nice in those jeans,” Craig whispered.

“I don’t think he can hear you.” Jack said. “I don’t think anybody can hear us right now. Look.”

Jack pointed at the shop the bench was in front of. The bench reflected, but the cute redhead sleeping on it did not.

Here’s another snippet:

“Remember that funny feeling when we turned the corner? Like an extra wind or a change in, well, feeling? Kind of wavering?”

Craig shook his head.

“Remember the hedge of thorns around the palace in Sleeping Beauty?” Jack said. “I think this is like that.”

Craig stared back at the man asleep on the bench. This was crazy but Jack had always been able to see around corners, with what Jack’s Irish Grandmother called “Second Sight.”

I think somebody’s going to get kissed!

See you next week with more snippets! —–jeff

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“Through The Hedge Of Thorns.” Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker (March 22, 2024.)

(Note: Picture by Danny Boling.)

Through The Hedge Of Thorns

by Jeff Baker

“Okay, here he is,” Jack said as they turned the corner on the downtown sidewalk.

Laying there on one of the metal benches was a young man, probably twenty-something, reddish hair and beard, sleeping soundly.

“He looks nice in those jeans,” Craig whispered.

“I don’t think he can hear you.” Jack said. “I don’t think anybody can hear us right now. Look.”

Jack pointed at the shop the bench was in front of. The bench reflected, but the cute redhead sleeping on it did not.

“And look at all the people just walking around him, like they’re avoiding this little area but not seeing the guy. Or us probably.”

Craig stared at Jack. “What do you mean?”

“Remember that funny feeling when we turned the corner? Like an extra wind or a change in, well, feeling? Kind of wavering?”

Craig shook his head.

“Remember the hedge of thorns around the palace in Sleeping Beauty?” Jack said. “I think this is like that.”

Craig stared back at the man asleep on the bench. This was crazy but Jack had always been able to see around corners, with what Jack’s Irish Grandmother called “Second Sight.”

“So what’s going on here?” Craig asked.

“Sleeping Beauty,” Jack said. “I think he has to be kissed. There’s some kind of a curse.”

“So, this guy needs a princess?” Craig said with a shrug.

“Uh, no. I think he needs a prince,” Jack said.

“Where is he going to get one of those?” Craig asked. “England? Charles isn’t a prince anymore.”

“Yeah, but you are,” Jack said.

“Huh?” Craig gave him a blank stare.

“Remember your last name,” Craig said. “Herceg. You told me once it’s Hungarian for Prince.”

“Oh yeah, I did.” Craig said.

“That’s why I brought you here,” Jack said.

Craig stared back and forth from Jack to the man on the bench. He gave a What The Hey shrug and bent down, trying not to fall over.

He kissed the man.

A moment later, the man’s eyes fluttered open and he smiled.

—end—

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Reading Report, March 20th, 2024. From Jeff Baker.

Reading Report: February/March, 2024

Again this month, unless noted most of these are short stories.

Re-read Asimov’s “Where No Man Persueth.”

Listened to a reading (on You Tube) of Mike Resnick’s story “The Wizard Of West 34th Street.” Posted it for Resnick’s Birthday. (I met him once!) A very good story.

Read several stories from the collection “Dracula’s Brood,” edited by Richard Dalby (1987, Barnes and Noble Books.) “Another Squaw,” by E. Heron-Allen. Aylmer Vance and the Vampire” by Alice and Claude Askew, and “The Feather Pillow,” a horrific tale by Horacio Quiroga, a South American writer I had never heard of. All the stories in the anthology are lesser-known vampire tales by authors writing in the later Victorian era and right before World War One.

Read Fritz Leiber’s “The Two Best Thieves in Lankhmar” which actually has some LGBT representation but if I revealed more it would give away some of the story’s surprises (and the LGBT characters aren’t the surprise!) Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser are again their own worst enemies and to whom exactly does the title refer?

Also on the Leiber read front I read another of his Changewar stories: “Damnation Morning.”

Read “The Refugees,” a fun Dr. Poggioli mystery by T. S. Stribling. Who poisoned the wine? I actually managed to guess part of the solution to this near-100 year-old story.

FINALLY read Lord Dunsany’s often-anthologized “The Two Bottles Of Relish.” The set-up is a Sherlock Holmes-type story with the narrator (“Smethers”) doing the legwork. I half-guessed what was going on until the brilliant last line! (I think he wrote at least a couple more Smethers stories.)

I started reading Alan Napier’s posthumous memoir “Not Just Batman’s Butler,” finished by a writer who often interviewed him. It comes off like Napier is sitting down with the reader after dinner and spinning tales about his life over brandy or tea.

Read Kaje Harper’s weekly offerings (never miss those!)

Re-read Bruce Coville’s fun story “Am I Blue?” to post snippets on “Rainbow Snippets.”

Totally neglected Poe again. I’ll make up for that next month!

—–jeff baker, March 20th, 2024

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Progress Report From Jeff Baker. March 20th, 2024.

Progress Report From Jeff Baker

March 20th, 2024.

Did the weekly Friday Flash Fiction stories and the monthly Flash Fiction Draw story.

Wrote up at least one Queer Sci Fi column for later. I have a nice backlog of them now.

Wrote up a couple of essays I posted.

A couple of oddball things happened to me (maybe just coincidence or carelessness) but I think I am meant to finish “Love’s Not Time’s Fool” before anything else. We’ll see how that goes, I did work on it a bit. Sporadically.

Went through my NOTES file and pulled out two or three stories I ought to finish, including “Going Across the Bay To See the Hippies” and “In this Corner, Rodrigo Rodriguiz.” Wrote just a bit on the latter.

Also did a little plotting out on both of the above.

Probably did more reading than writing this time around but that’s not bad!

That’s about it for now!

—-jeff baker, March 20th, 2024.

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Seven Things Compiled By Jeff Baker

Seven Things

Compiled By Jeff Baker

My friend J. Scott Coatsworth has posted in a column, a list of seven things, as he put it “Seven good things in my life that make life worth living.” He was commenting that this year has already seen the death of several of their friends and it isn’t even April yet.

The last few years being the total wrench that they have been for me, losing my Husband, my Mom & Dad (in their 90s, but still) I’ve also found good things. Reasons to be optimistic. Yes, I get down but I don’t stay there very long.

MY FAMILY:

I was luckier than I had any right to be with my Mom & Dad. Loving, supportive, way over-protective but always there for me. They were proud of me and largely in good health for 90 years each. Likewise I got to know most of my older relatives and my Aunt and Uncle who are now also gone but their memory is a good one that fills the summers and holidays of my younger years.

MY EXTENDED FAMILY:

My Honorary Brother Rick and I unofficially adopted each other 36 years ago and we have been together ever since. He and Amy have welcomed me into their home, let me be the Uncle to their kids and grandkids (!!!) and the wonder of a new birth all of which made a year that could have been very bad very sweet.

THE READING AND WRITING:

I’ve wanted to do something creative since I was a little kid. The fact that I’ve worked at it, gotten better at it and seem to have a career at it is something that still amazes me. I have officially published forty stories in magazines, anthologies and e-zines as well as having posted almost 350 weekly flash fiction stories since 2016. I have a career and not only have I impressed some people I should be jealous of, I marvel at it.

And I have my books and the library and I have been not only reading more but blogging about it.

FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD:

I live in Wichita, Kansas a city where you can get about any kind of food you want. And I know some of the basics of cooking and am learning how to do more. (Darryl showed me a little; he would be proud.)

MY FRIENDS:

When Darryl died almost a year ago I felt lost and I realized I didn’t have any friends I see in town regularly. So, I started going out more (not dating, hanging at the library) and I also realized that I have a lot of caring friends online. I also made a new friend or two at least one of which I shoot the breeze with online every day. Sometimes, the internet can be impersonal and hostile. Sometimes it can be warm and loving.

MEETING SOME OF MY INSPIRATIONS:

Before I wanted to be a fiction writer, I wanted to be a stand-up comic. I started appearing in local clubs toward the end of my College days with an act full of topical comedy songs influenced by Mark Russell and Tom Lehrer and not only did I meet Russell a couple of times I submitted some material to him a few years ago. He liked it, but he had retired by then. Still, a nice word from one of your heroes.

And I was thinking I wanted to write science-fiction when I started reading some of the anthologies edited by Mike Resnick (as well as his own stories.) I got to meet Resnick at a convention in 2017 and he signed one of his books surprised that anybody had it!

DARRYL:

Ever supportive, ever loving, I am blessed that most of the memories of my late husband are good and make me smile. I loved him and we were blissfully happy to have known each other for fifteen years, actually together for about twelve and a half, married for six (we felt married right after he moved in back in 2010.) While I get sad that he is not around I still laugh at some of the things we used to laugh at.

THE KITTIES WITHOUT PITY:

And an Eighth thing: I share my house and life with “The Kids,” my three nearly year-old cats. They are sweet, snuggle in my bed at night and have been ripping through the house in the last hour.

Never a dull moment!

—end—

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Coronation Of “The Hencha Queen.” J. Scott Coatsworth’s New Fantasy Novel. (Jeff Baker, March 16, 2024.)

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

Wearing my Green as I type this up this weekend. For this week, a little more from J. Scott Coatsworth’s new book “The Hencha Queen.” https://www.jscottcoatsworth.com/book/the-hencha-queen/ Here we see some of Silya’s coronation to the rank of queen of the Hencha hive-mind, the human point of contact for them.

Silya shifted uncomfortably on the hard seat of the throne. Her cobalt-blue robes itched and her muscles ached from the hours she’d spent on the training field with Hesen. The Temple’s swordmaster had pushed her as hard as when she’d been an initiate and she had the bruises to show it.

“And why shouldn’t I?” Even the Queen needed to stay in fighting form. Still, her aches and pains argued for a little relief.

The ceremony goes on, but not quite according to plan…

“By the power vested in me as First Aide, I hereby name you the Hencha Queen. Seventh in the Royal Line. Sister Tela, the staff please…”

She stood, took the black staff and lifted it into the air, her various aches and bruises vanishing in an instant. It was lighter than she expected yet filled with the weight of years. It felt alien to her touch, setting up a strange buzzing in her arm and yet it felt comfortable as if it had always been a part of her.

Just a little more…

Someone gasped again. She opened her eyes. She had grown. Or the room had shrunk.

The Sisters drew back in fright, their faces washed in blue by the light that emanated from her.

She held out her arms and they were black as the staff, gnarled like wood.

A flight of wisps appeared from the doorway, dancing toward her like embers from a fire. They encircled her, spinning around her like bright blue sparks. She felt alive and electric.

Scott can describe magic and magical objects in a way that brings back the wonder that has been deadened by dozens of bad knockoffs of bad movies. “Hencha Queen” is good.

Next week, something unexpected. Meaning I’m not sure what I’ll put up! —-jeff

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“Hold The Mirror Up To Nature.” Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker. March 15, 2024.

Hold The Mirror Up To Nature

by Jeff Baker

Marcus stared at the audience through the little opening in the stage curtain.

“Holy mackerel! There’s a crowd out there!” he breathed.

“Don’t look through that!” Erik said, slapping his arm. “Someone’ll see you.”

Millington College was doing “The Two Noble Kinsmen,” for their Spring Drama Production. It was, (as the posters put it) “A Shakespeare Play Probably Not By Shakespeare.” William Shakespeare probably had written some of it, with most of the rest being written by someone named John Fletcher.

Marcus Wayland and Erik Castaigne had met their Junior year when they had bit parts in another production, and had dated (discreetly, Erik wasn’t out) since last spring. Now they both had the leads in “Two Noble Kinsmen,” playing two best buddies whose friendship “hits some big bumps” Erik had said.

“Yeah, I get the girl but I get killed accidentally,” Marcus said to his Mom.

“Oh, good,” she’d said. “You’re more into boys, aren’t you?”

Erik sighed. The hat with the feathers he was wearing felt silly. He had it pinned to his hair so it wouldn’t fall off.

“First night,” Marcus said.

“Yeah, glad the rehearsals went well,” Erik said.

“Yeah. Hey, come here. I gotta use the bathroom,” Marcus said.

“You need my help to use the bathroom?” Erik said, following him.

“No, I need something else.” They walked back around to the ancient men’s room and stepped in. A couple of stalls and a urinal and it was empty. Marcus blocked the door shut, grabbed Erik and kissed him.

“The play doesn’t end well for these guys, but at least we get a happy ending,” Marcus said.

“Or a beginning.” Erik added.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Not too long this week. Wanted to avoid all the cliches about theater stories. Someday I’ll write a good haunted stage story although it’s hard to top Fritz Leiber’s “Four Ghosts In Hamlet” or “The Tale Of The Walking Shadow” from the old “Are You Afraid Of the Dark?” series. —–jeff

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