A “Cold War” Flashback. An Anniversary Story by Jeff Baker. (May 23, 2024)

Celebrating my Eighth anniversary of posting these near-weekly Flash Fictions, here’s one a lot of people liked. From 2017, “Cold War.”

The two men sat on the park bench in the snowy dusk.

“Snow everywhere, just like in Russia,” said Illianovich.

“Snow like in New Jersey,” Meader said, idly brushing snow off the edge of the bench. It wasn’t snowing at the moment, but it was still cold.

“I don’t remember the snow fifty years ago,” Illianovich said.

“We had other things on our mind,” Meader said with a smile. “But the first time we had a meeting here was in September that year.”

“That building across the street wasn’t built yet,” Illianovich said pointing. “And there was a stone building by the pond at the end of the park, remember?”

“I remember. I thought it looked like a mausoleum,” Meader said.

“Appropriate,” Illianovich mused. “Considering what we were a part of.”

“I know,” Meader said. “If we’d each played our intended parts it would have been death on a grand scale.”

“But I was a new father,” Illianovich said.

“So was I,” Meader said. “And we sat right here, shared a bottle of vodka…”

“I remember the vodka!” Illianovich said. “And we wondered what our governments were fighting about.”

“Politics.” Meader said, flicking snow off the bench with a finger.

“Politicians.” Illianovich said.

“We were just cogs. Cogs in a machine,” Meader said.

“Small, unnoticed, pivotal cogs,” Illianovich said, raising a gloved finger. “We were Gabriel blowing his trumpet. Yes, I knew who Gabriel was back then!”

Meader had looked at the other man in surprise.

“But we met, knew who the other was.” Meader said. “We talked.”

“And talked,” Illianovich said.

“And talked,” Meader said. “And your government never knew?”

“That I was colluding with the enemy? And that we were telling our governments what they needed to hear? No.” Illianovich said.

“To avoid Armageddon,” Meader said.

The two men sat in silence in the growing dark.

“When did you come to America? To stay, I mean?” Meader asked.

“1971,” Illianovich said. “I asked for asylum.”

“Mmmmmmm…” Meader said.

“Enough of this chit chat,” Illianovich said. “Did you bring the vodka?”

Meader laughed. “My doctor told me it wasn’t good for me, so I don’t drink anymore.”

“Pity. It would have kept us warm,” Illianovich said. “Well, I’m going home. My wife is with our great-grandchild.”

“Wonderful!” Meader said standing up.

They shook hands and the two old men walked out of the park as light snow began to fall.

—end—

Author’s Note: I know of at least two incidents, one during the Cuban Missile Crisis and one in 1983 where Russians in charge of launching missiles and effectively beginning a nuclear war refused to do so. There were probably a few other incidents we don’t know about. This story is for them. —-J.S.B.

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Reading Report For April/May 2024, From Jeff Baker. (May 20th, 2024)

Reading Report April/May 2024

I actually think I did more reading than writing this time around!

Started reading some of the stories in the Crippen and Landru collection of Frances and Richard Lockridge’s “Flair For Murder.” It includes all of their crime stories and their only short mystery story about Mr. And Mrs North. The bulk of the stories are about police Lt. Heimrich, who pops up in one of the North novels and in a bunch of novels all his own. Lots of classic Golden Age fun! (And cats!)

Read “A Haunted Ship,” a.k.a. “A True Story—As Far As It Goes” by Washington Irving which appeared in the Sat. Eve. Post in 1881 and was reprinted on the Post’s website. Irving apparently said it was a true story told to him by a sailor.

Got the graphic novel “The Sandman, Volume 3, Dream Country,” just to read “A Dream of 1,000 Cats,” Neil Gaiman’s homage to Fritz Leiber. More impactful than I thought to me, a cat lover. Also read “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” which won the World Fantasy Award, and “Facade” which features a forgotten DC Comics character I did not expect to see!

All the stories excellent and perfectly illustrated.

Read some of ‘Nathan Burgoine’s fine “Triad Magic.” Need to finish it!

Of course, I read Kaje Harper’s weekly offerings as well as E. H. Timm’s “Stranger Safety” which was her Flash Fiction Draw Challenge” story for May.

Finally getting back to my Poe Project, reading neglected, not-as-well-known tales by the Master. Read “Thou Art The Man,” an excellent mystery which I have gone into more (spoiler-free) detail in a separate post.

Read “The Pain Peddlers” by Robert Silverberg in the relaunched “Worlds Of If” Magazine (Issue # 177, Feb. 2024.) A reprint from Galaxy in 1969 but I kept forgetting it hadn’t been written today! Perfect with the amoral producer of a reality TV show and futuristic touches that didn’t feel dated fifty-some years later!

Read “The Witching Hour” by Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki. Also read his “The Mannequin Challenge,” a story with an astounding ending! Both in the anthology “Between Dystopias: The Road to Afropantheology.”

Got a reprint of Rafael Sabatini’s collection “Turbulent Tales,” first published in the late 1940s. I’d never read Sabatini! Read “The Kneeling Cupid,” which was clever!

Started reading J. Scott Coatsworth’s “River City Chronicles.” Originally serialized on his blog (where I DID read some of it.) Now Scott has started writing a sequel; “Down the River; the River City Chronicles Book Two,” which is being serialized on Scott’s blog. https://www.jscottcoatsworth.com/category/features/serial/ (Yes, I’m reading that too!)

Celebrated Leslie Charteris’ birthday week by reading his “Fish Story.” Collected in “Mermaids!” Edited by Jack Dann and Gardner Dozois. Very clever!

Read a nice story by Fiona Glass “The Visitor” in the 2009 anthology “Queer Dimensions,” which I bought long before I knew Fiona! She has now expanded the story into a novel. Read the 1939 Henry Kuttner story “The Curse Of the Crocodile,” in “The Watcher At the Door.” African setting, oh-so-superior white explorers who scoff at native superstition and fall prey to the juju. A scary horror tale!

And, I have been reading stories in a fine (and very big! 700+ pages!) anthology of Irish genre fiction: “Shadow Voices,” edited by John Connoly which I found at the Library and bought for myself. Covering works from four centuries, the informative introductions are worth the price of the book!

It included Oscar Wilde’s “Lord Arthur Saville’s Crime.” I’d heard about it, never read it before. I did not expect it to be as funny as it was! Lord Arthur’s attempts at murder played out like something Wilie E. Coyote would do!

Lady Jane Wilde’s “The Holly Well and the Murder,” a short fable. Lady Wilde sometimes used the pen-name “Speranza.” And yes, she was Oscar Wilde’s Mother!

“Frank Martin And the Fairies,” by William Carleton.

“The Man In the Bell,” by William Maginn. A story which may have inspired Poe’s “Pit and the Pendulum.” Poe was a Maginn admirer.

Editor Connoly included one of his own stories: “On The Anatomisation Of An Unknown Man (1637) By Franz Mier.” Incidentally, the artist and the work cited were real. I highly recommend this collection!

—-jeff baker, May 20th, 2024.

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Progress Report From Jeff Baker! May 20th, 2024

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Progress Report for April/May, 2024. May 20th ‘24, from Jeff Baker.

Yup! Did more reading than writing this month, too!

Did the usual monthly and weekly flash fiction stories, piddled around and wrote on a few other things and plotted out a few others. And submitted some things. (Glad I keep notes!)

Wrote a few paragraphs on “One Dark Night In the Middle Of the Day,” which is starting to come together.

Surprised myself and wrote a poem in the Library about an hour before closing, running around grabbing books from various sections so I could quote their Dewey Decimal numbers! Actually sent it off!

Wrote another poem the other day, the first line of which was a throwaway line from a Facebook post I made late one night.

Re-read my old story “Original Sin” and tweaked it a little. Submitted.

Worked on a fantasy story I’d started last year and had forgotten about! Sat down to write a paragraph and wrote about a page!

Worked on a NSFW story I’d been piddling on and made surprising progress!

Did the usual weekly Friday Flash Fiction stories and the Flash Fiction Draw Challenge story for May.

The next Friday story will mark my eighth year of doing these near-weekly stories. My Anniversary story looks pretty good, if I do say so myself!

Got one story started in a notebook; it may fit one of the Friday Flash prompts later.

AND I actually did some writing on “Love’s Not Time’s Fool,” as well as taking notes for it. This is the full-length story that I feel I’m meant to finish before I tackle another long project. (Earlier this year I twice typed up a note for two different stories and accidentally typed them at first onto the MS of “Love’s Not Time’s Fool.” I took it as an omen that I was meant to finish this before I did anything else. I don’t believe in omens, but it is a motivator!) I have a lot of the story in semi-connected chunks. I just need to formulate it into a coherent narrative.

I’m trying to imagine the unmotivated, undisciplined College Kid I was back in 1982 saying that!

I’ve got at least a couple of Queer Sci-Fi columns written this month and in the pipe, as well as notes for another one I ought to work on.

I’m going out-of-town and slowing down the writing for a couple of weeks in a couple of weeks. We’ll see how that goes.

And my story “The Ghannidor-Ra” was published in “Schlock! Webzine” in their May 2024 issue! Now that’s progress! The editors liked it and I’ll be doing a sequel!

That’s about it for now!

—-jeff baker, May 20th, 2024

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Rainbow Snippets! J. Scott Coatsworth’s “River City Chronicles.” (Jeff Baker, May 18, 2024)

Friday May, 17th, 2024.

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

My friend J. Scott Coatsworth is writing and posting https://www.jscottcoatsworth.com/serial-down-the-river-chapter-two/ a sequel to his 2018 novel “The River City Chronicles, which was originally serialized on his blog.

In celebration, here’s a few snippets from the original, https://www.jscottcoatsworth.com/book/the-river-city-chronicles/ set in a version of Scott’s adopted home of Sacramento, CA. Matteo and Diego are an Italian couple who moved to Sacramento from Italy and opened a restaurant. So far, business has been underwhelming. So self-taught chef Diego has started a cooking class at Ragazzi, the restaurant they own.

Diego glanced at the clock. It was almost two, and the lunch rush (which today had been four people) was over. His new students should be arriving soon. If there were any. They’d printed up five hundred green fliers after Matteo had helped him with his English, which was terrible. He knew he should learn more, but there was so much other work to be done—sourcing ingredients, preparing the daily menu, cooking. He hadn’t realized what a big job this restaurant was going to be.

Here’s a little more.

Dave reached toward the doorbell, but he hesitated. Usually he would come in the back way, but since Arthur had passed away, it felt…intrusive to presume such familiarity. And truth be told, he’d been keeping more and more to himself in general…

It had been months since Carmelina had tried to play the matchmaker with him. Their cat-and-mouse game had been put on hold by her husband’s death. But apparently it was game on now.

He was glad to see her coming out of her own seclusion. But did it have to be at the expense of his own?

That ran over six lines but it was so true-to life, I couldn’t resist! And I’m hungry for Italian Food, now! Oh, and the book includes recipes from Fabrizio Montanari and his mother and grandmother.

Next week, something a bit newer! Till then, take care! —-jeff

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New Story! “The Ghannidor-Ra,” online in “Schlock! Webzine!” (From Jeff Baker, May 18th, 2024.)

My story “The Ghannidor-Ra” is in the May 2024 issue of “Schlock! Webzine.” https://www.schlock.co.uk/pb/wp_938b3718/wp_938b3718.html

My kindest thanks to the editors who liked the story and for putting a shout-out on the cover!

Set on (or over!) my “World Of Three Moons,” it involves “a boy…bound to a scurvy crew of sky pirates,” according to the issue’s fine editorial.

(This makes 39 of my stories published by someone other than me!)

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“Yonder Window” by Jeff Baker. Friday Flash Fics for May 17, 2024.

Yonder Window

by Jeff Baker

“Okay, you get the rest of these, I’ll do the windows in the back,” Maxwell said.

“Yessir,” Tyler said. Mom and Dad had told him to be respectful.

Tyler had already spent two weeks on this summer job and was getting pretty used to using the long pole to wash high, first-floor windows in some of the buildings downtown. His arms didn’t ache as much and he was glad he’d done all those push-ups in gym class. Upper body strength. He was starting college that fall and this job was better than last summer, which he’d spent flipping burgers.

He almost wished he could be doing the upper windows in the taller buildings, like the Gas Company where his Dad worked and where Grandpa had worked.

He grinned to himself as he carefully extended the long pole to squeegee the very top window. It would be fun to be up by the 12th floor and wave through the window to his Dad.

He grabbed the pole and steadied it. He had to be careful, he dipped the squeegee in the water and raised it up again.

Good thing about this job is I get to be inside a lot. It wasn’t that hot outside yet but this building was air-conditioned. And the view was nice, even from the ground floor. It all made him think of that line from that play his class had read in High School. How did it go?

“What light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the Sun…”

Tyler heard a smattering of applause. He turned around. A couple of customers were watching and grinning.

Tyler had all but shouted out the line.

Blushing, he soaked the squeegee and went back to cleaning the windows.

—end—

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Magic! And Danger! Rainbow Snippets And ‘Nathan Burgoine’s “Triad Magic.” (Jeff Baker, May 13th, 2024)

Every week we post six lines from a work of ours, a work-in-progress or published or a recommendation of someone else’s work with at least one LGBT character. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

My snippets this week come from the fine writer ‘Nathan Burgoine whose latest release, “Triad Magic” https://apostrophen.wordpress.com/2024/04/15/the-triad-books-and-stories-and-the-way-it-has-always-been/ is the third (appropriately!) book in a series that began with “Triad Blood” and continued with “Triad Soul.” Anders, Luc and Curtis; a demon, vampire and wizard who have bucked tradition and formed a triad from the three disparate groups. The trio find danger, excitement and mystery in a very-well drawn magical version of Ottawa, Canada and its environs.

In our snippets, Anders and Curtis are questioning Taryne after their friend Aaron, a werewolf, was killed. But Aaron could see the future so he should have known…

But then Anders frowned, because something massive wasn’t adding up here.

“Wait,” he said and all eyes turned to him. “So you’ve got this guy who can see into the future, but he’s kind of not in control of it, fine. And you’ve got the Stirling kid, who can also see the future and is damn good at it. Stirling comes here to help this guy fix his antenna or whatever.” Anders waved a hand. “So they’re both here, working on seeing the future together.”

Taryne frowned. “More or less.”

Little more than six lines, but here’s more.

“Then somebody f**ked up.” Anders shook his head. “Because neither of them saw this coming.”

“Anders,” Curtis said, annoyed, but Anders held up a hand to cut off whatever bulls**t “don’t be mean” speech was coming.

“No,” Jace said, pushing off from the wall. “No, he’s right. Matt always knows when there’s trouble.”

“Oh,” Curtis blinked. “Like at the bar.”

Okay, I should have done three snippets maybe, in keeping with the triad theme!

Next week, more from someone else who isn’t me! Till then—–jeff b.

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Adventure! (And Mittens!) Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Stories For May, 2024. (Mike Mayak, May 13th, 2024)

Hi, again! Mike here, also known as “Jeff Baker.”

The draws for the May 2024 FFDC were:

An Adventure Story

Set at The Temple Of Diana In Greece

Involving Warm Woolen Mittens

E. H. Timms wrote “Stranger Safety” https://thinkingthinking123.blogspot.com/2024/05/flash-fic-challenge-stranger-safety.html

And I wrote: “Race To Destiny” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2024/05/08/race-to-destiny-flash-fiction-draw-challenge-story-for-may-2024-from-mike-mayak-may-8-2024/

Remember, it’s never too late to write a story of your own, post it in the comments and join in the fun!

I’m going to be traveling in early June so I’ll post the draws for June 2024 at the end of May and will post the stories in mid-June!

Take care! ——mike

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Ride “The Star Cruiser” for Friday Flash Fics from Jeff Baker (May 10th, 2024.)

The Star Cruiser

by Jeff Baker

We called it the Star Cruiser I.

We could use it to escape Earth’s gravity, travel beyond the Moon and cross galaxies. It had near-infinite power but that meant it could only go as fast as I could pedal. In reality, it was my first bike and my friends and I tooled around the neighborhood when I was eight years old in the bygone nineteen-seventies.

Around the block was around the world.

Down three blocks to the corner convenience store was the other side of the universe, full of comic books or a soda paid with hard-spent allowance.

Eventually, the Star Cruiser went to my little cousin and I got a bigger bike. Then I learned to drive.

And now my little cousin’s little daughter has long outgrown the Star Cruiser, so for Christmastime they fastened the bike to a post in their yard.

Festooned with lights, it shines in the dark. A gleaming constellation.

Star-Craft and Destination all in one.

—end—

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“Race To Destiny!” Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Story For May, 2024 from Mike Mayak (May 8, 2024)

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Race To Destiny

by Mike Mayak

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The draws for the May 2024 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge were; An Adventure Story, set at the Temple Of Diana In Greece, featuring Warm Woolen Mittens. Here’s what I came up with. —-mike

“And now, your passport to adventure, your challenge to excitement, your Race To Destiny!”

The last three words from the radio echoed and the two kids in the living room cheered. After promoting the sponsor’s product, the announcer’s voice continued.

“When last we left our dauntless adventurers, Harry, Bart and Molly, they had followed the clues to one of the most famous spots in the world; the Temple Of Diana, in Greece.”

“Gosh, guys, doesn’t the Temple look beautiful with the moonlight reflecting off the marble columns and all?” Bart’s voice came from the radio.

“Yes, and I’ll bet we’re the only tourists here at this hour.” Molly said.

“The only ones who aren’t up to no good.” Harry said.

“Hear that?” Skipper said listening in their living room. “Up to no good!”

Skipper was seven, he knew these things. He just barely remembered listening to President Truman declare the end of the War a couple of years earlier.

“But what’s in a temple?” Betty said. She was his twin sister.

“Let’s find out!” Skipper said. He reached behind them and pulled the cushions off the couch and started making a structure like a pillow fort. “Let’s make this the Temple.”

From the radio the Announcer was describing the trio’s ascent of the hill where the Temple sat.

“Just a moment,” Harry said. “We’d better wear our protective gloves, remember what happened last time.”

“Oh, yeah,” Bart said.

“We always use protection,” Molly said.

“Hear that?” Betty said. Looking around the room. “Gloves! Where do we find gloves in Summer?”

“Over here,” Skipper said, rushing to the hall closet. “Mommy keeps them in here.” He rushed back with a big pair of red wool mittens. “One for each of us.”

The twins each put on a mitten and ducked under the cushion structure as the radio adventure went into a commercial. Then, the show started in again.

“Gosh, guys!” Bart said. “This place sure is big and spooky!”

“And empty,” Molly said. “Listen to our voices echo.”

“Stick close to me,” Harry said. “And let me use my flashlight and…wait! What’s that up ahead?”

The three actors suddenly screamed as the ominous music started.

In the living room, Betty and Skipper screamed and burst out of the cushions just as their mother walked into the room

“What are you two doing? The cushions? And my good warm mittens? Honestly!”

“We were just listening to the radio, Mommy!” Skipper said.

“Honestly! Helping explore the Temple Of Diana in Greece.” Betty said.

“Well, you two put everything back up before Daddy gets home.”

“Yes, Mommy,” the twins said.

The two kids happily replaced cushions and mittens as the closing theme and the radio announcer filled the room.

“Yes, kids. Tune in tomorrow and every weekday afternoon for another thrilling episode of Race To Destiny! Brought to you by Sugar Boinkers, the yummy cereal you’ll eat to fuel adventures of your own…”

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: My homage to old-time-radio shows like “Escape” and “The Chase” which I’ve heard on satellite radio. —-mike

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