Flash Fiction Draw Challenge Story for July 2024; Sliding Into Melodrama In A Teepee from Jeff Baker. (July 10, 2024)

The Teepee And The Torpor

by Jeff Baker

The sun beat down on Route 66 ½ and the reddish side of the mountain beside the road.

In the huge cone-shaped structure with the worn sign reading “Teepeee Motel; We’ll Keep Your Wig Warm,” Conrad Malcolm leered evilly.

“Yes, my dear!” he sneered. “As you cannot pay the rent, this property is now mine!”

“You foul fiend!” Sweet June said, clutching the skirt of her print dress. “It’s all I have!”

“Nonetheless, you need to be off the property by sunset!” Malcolm said.

“But where will I go?” Sweet June asked plaintively. “What will I do?”

“Frankly my dear, I couldn’t care less!” Malcolm said cruelly, indicating the teepee flap with a flourish of his hand. “So, if you don’t mind?”

“Hold on you merciless malcontent!” boomed a heroic voice from outside.

“That’s what I’ll rename this place; The Malcolm-Tent!” Malcolm said.

Suddenly a muscular, square-jawed, tanned young man in Native American garb burst through the tent flap and landed on the ground.

“I took the slippery slide to get here faster,” he said. “I am Melvin Feather-Bonnet and I have the money!” the young man said fishing through his pockets.

“Along with a great deal of cultural appropriation,” Malcolm said.

“And now that I…that I…Oh, hell!” Melvin said. “Ward! I don’t have the money!”

“Cut!” Ward, the Director said. “Okay, where’s the prop man? We’re makin’ an infomercial here! Time doesn’t stand still!”

Melvin shrugged and Malcolm and June grinned at each other. This was a heck of a way to spend their honeymoon but that was showbiz!

As the cameraman gave them a thumbs up and they heard Ward grumbling about the prop man being off on a bathroom break, June and Malcolm leaned in to kiss each other, convinced they could hear tinkly old-time piano music rising to a triumphant crescendo mixed with audience applause.

The End

AUTHOR’S NOTE: The draws for the July 2024 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge were for a Melodrama, set in a teepee involving a slippery slide. As should be obvious, this one was inspired by one two many Dudley Do-Right cartoons as well as the spoof melodramas theater groups used to put on when I was a kid! And, no, I wasn’t able to work any “torpor” into the story but it sounded too good not to use! —-jeff

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Slide into the July Flash Fiction Draw Challenge! Draws from Mike Mayak, July 8th, 2024.

FFDC Draws, July 8th, 2024

First, here’s the prompts for the July 2024 Flash Fiction Draw Challenge. Then my usual long-winded explanation:

A Melodrama

Involving A SlipperySlide

Set at A Giant Teepee

Now, on to the details.

Hi! I’m Mike Mayak, I also write as Jeff Baker and I’m the current moderator for the monthly Flash Fiction Draw Challenge, which was started by ‘Nathan Burgoine a few years ago and carried on by Cait Gordon and Jeffrey Ricker. It’s a monthly writing challenge mainly for stress-free fun that anyone can play.

Here’s how it works: the first Monday of every month I draw three cards; a heart, a diamond and a club. These correspond to a list naming a genre, a setting and an object that must appear in the story. Participants write up a flash fiction story, 1,000 words or less, post it to their website and link it here in the comments. I’ll post the results (including, hopefully, one of my own!)

As I’m no good making videos I did the drawing offstage. So, the results were the Queen of Hearts (a Melodrama), the Ten of Diamonds (A Giant Teepee) and the Ace of Clubs (A Slippery Slide.) So we will write a Melodrama, set in a Giant Teepee, involving A Slippery Slide.

We’ll have the results here in this same space around Monday July 15, 2024.

So, get to writing and I’ll post the results next week! And I’m putting the 2024 Flash Draw sheet at the end of this message, again! (* indicates those have been used.)

Thanks for playing, and I’ll see you in a couple of weeks!

And have fun!

——mike

Flash Draw Sheet for 2024 (“*” indicates prompt has been used.)

Clubs

*A A Slippery Slide

2 A Rubber Duck

*3 Warm Woolen Mittens

4 A Snow Globe

5 Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

*6 A Pepper Mill

*7. A Giant Mallet

*8 A Giant Penny

9 A Box of Rubber Bands

*10 A Grapefruit

J A Cellphone

Q A Dumpster

*K A Comic Book

Hearts

A. Science Fiction

2 A Romance

3 Paranormal

*4 A Mystery

5 A Thriller

*6 An Adventure Story

*7. A Bedtime Story

8 A Monster Story

*9 A Fantasy

10 A Horror Story

*J A Crime Story

*Q A Melodrama

*K A Legend

Diamonds

*A A Burger Place

* 2 A Herd of Horses

*3 A Roomful of Hats

*4 An Empty Gymnasium

*5 The Temple of Diana In Greece

6 A Field of Lettuce

7 A Haunted House

8 A Western Ghost Town

9 A Greenhouse

*10 A Giant Teepee

J A Costume Shop

Q A Cake Shop

*K An Outdoor Stage

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Rainbow Snippets: “Wild Horses” from Jeff Baker. (July 6th, 2024)

Every week we post six lines from a story or ours, a work in progress or a recommendation of a work of someone else’s, that has LGBT characters. Posted at Rainbow Snippets here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/963484217054974

To return to my snippeting, I’m following up on the story I posted on my blog in May to celebrate my eighth anniversary (!!!) of posting weekly flash fiction stories. It referenced “Wild Horses,” one of the earlier stories, from 2017, https://authorjeffbaker.com/2017/02/19/monday-flash-fics-february-20-2017-wild-horses/ one that a lot of people liked.

Here’s a bit from “Wild Horses.”

Their love was forbidden.

Zavid and Zannic were both pledged to serve their own Masters, but they were able to be together when their Masters met to race their horses. Zavid and Zannic were able to grab a few moments together in the stables or in the paddock. And the horses, who know more than men think they do, took pity on them, for they knew that Zannic’s Master was planning to move out of the country, and that Zannic and Zavid would never see each other again.

And the Harras called upon the Horse Lords who transformed the two lovers into horses.

One of the first LGBT stories I posted, and one of the first of my World Of Three Moons stories. Back when my flash stories were a lot shorter! Zavid and Zannic would get referenced again over the years.

Next week, something of a sequel! —-jeff.

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Hear The Eagle Call: Friday Flash Fics by Jeff Baker for July 5th, 2024.

I Heard The Eagle Call My Name

by Jeff Baker

The Eagle spoke to Tony as he was washing the cars in the used car lot that Summer morning. It was the week of the Fourth of July and Tony’s boss was hoping for a big crowd over the holiday weekend.

Tony was just hoping to get off work early enough so he could set off fireworks.

The Eagle was a big balloon; covered in stars and stripes, staring out onto Fifth Street with a fierce glare. Shaped, of course, like an Eagle.

“Anthony Aquilla,” came the voice as Tony was spraying down a red Mazda.

“Yeah?” Tony said as he fumbled for his smartphone in his cargo pants pocket.

“Up here, Anthony Aquilla,” the voice said.

Tony looked up. The blow-up eagle had turned its head slightly and was glaring down at Tony with dark, painted eyes.

“You can do better than this, Anthony Aquilla,” the Eagle said. “Your people did not intend for you to wash cars forever.”

“Uh, if you think I’m like, Native American, I’m not,” Tony said. “I’m Spanish on my dad’s side. Spain Spanish.”

“So?” the Eagle said. Tony never imagined an Eagle saying “So?” like that, with a raised, painted eyebrow.

“And I don’t intend to wash cars forever,” Tony said. “This is just to pay for gas and stuff. I’m going to college.”

“You need to leave here and find your place in the world,” the Eagle said.

“Yeah, I have an uncle who’s always saying that,” Tony said with a shrug. “But not without a job I’m not. Or with a better car than I have now.”

“The Sun will still rise and set,” the Eagle said. “Then one day it will rise and set on a world that does not have you in it.”

Tony stood and stared for a minute. He dropped the hose.

He walked up to the office and clocked out.

As he was driving off in his car he thought to himself about the places he wanted to go…

—end—

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Fourth Of July Reprint from Jeff Baker. July 4th, 2024.

Here’s a Fourth Of July story I posted about two years ago! Enjoy! https://authorjeffbaker.com/2022/07/08/fireworks-in-hudson-city-friday-flash-fics-for-july-8-a-few-days-late-2022-from-jeff-baker/

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“If All Their Sand Were Pearl.” Friday Flash Fics From Jeff Baker, June 28, 2024.

If All Their Sand Were Pearl

by Jeff Baker

(Title from Shakespeare)

It was late Sunday afternoon in Millington and the streets looked deserted when Hal and Denny, looking like High School kids walked up to the old stone canopy in front of the ancient drugstore. It had always reminded Denny of pictures he had seen of cathedrals in Europe, the times he and his Grandmother had stood under it beside the framed glass doors that led into the old drugstore with it’s old cardboard CLOSED sign displayed in the window. His Grandmother had talked about the days when you could buy magazines there and they even had a sit-down lunch counter where you could get things like sodas (“Not those awful canned things you buy now,” she had said) and something called an Egg Cream which sounded wonderful and mysterious like it came from an egg-shaped cow.

Denny had learned there had been sit-ins at the store but that had been decades before he had been born.

But that wasn’t what they were there for.

Hal checked the picture they’d found that he’d saved to his smartphone; a dull, roundish object. Dark on one end, light on the other. The photo had been taken at the British Museum before the stone had disappeared sometime during World War One.

“It’s here. It’s got to be,” Hal said. They were amateurs but they had done their scrying. They had a precious shred of the velvet the Amalfi Stone had been cushioned on in 1917.

“But where?” Denny asked. They were standing under the canopy, the orange light from the setting sun tinting everything.

“Hey, look up!” Hal said. “Remember what they said about the original owner decorating with crushed glass from old medicine bottles?”

They looked up. On the ceiling of the stone canopy they could see shards and chunks of colored glass embedded in the grey concrete. Curved corners of curved bottles. And one curved, roundish chunk that blended in perfectly with the glass.

“There.” Denny said. “Right there.”

“I see it.” Hal said. “Think it’s dark enough yet?”

“Let’s wait just a bit,” Denny said, impulsively kissing Hal.

“Think we’ll look suspicious?” Hal asked.

“Two guys kissing on a deserted street in small-town Kansas?” Denny said grinning. “Probably! But we aren’t stealing, we’re just going to use the thing.”

Only one car had passed by and the Sun had set when Hal nodded and the two of them keyed up the video they had both saved to their smartphones. They held them up to where the ancient jewel was among the glass, bathing it with recorded light from the Midsummer Full Moon.

Nothing. The light had glinted on the glass and the hidden jewel.

The two young men sighed and put their phones back up in their pockets.

“Hey, look!” Hal said, pointing up.

There had been no reason to point, there was only one place either of them would look.

Above them, the Amalfi stone was glittering in the light, but there was no real light; the underside of the canopy was in shadow. It began to glow, a glow that started white but then blurred into all the colors of the rainbow.

They remembered what they had found in the old book: The Amalfi Stone would work for those whose heart’s desire lay in secret.

Hal grabbed Denny and pulled him close as a rainbow of shimmering light shone down on them and they realized that infinite possibilities were now theirs; to go anywhere, to be anything, to have anything.

Denny shoved Hal away and jumped out of the light.

“What the hell did you do that for?” Hal said picking himself off the ground.

“I realized, I saw…” Denny said. “Maybe the stone did it or maybe I always knew.”

Denny grabbed Hal’s shoulders and grinned.

“Don’t you realize?” Denny said. “Infinite possibilities? We’ve got that right here. Wherever we are. As long as we have each other.”

The two of them walked away into their ordinary, extraordinary future.

—end—-

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Continental Divide. Welcome Back Friday Flash Fics For June 21st, 2024 (by Jeff Baker.)

It’s been almost a month, but we’re back! Here’s this week’s story! —–jeff

Continental Divide

by Jeff Baker

It was Bay Day so Dad/Mom let me cut school but that didn’t stop him/her from spouting out a few lessons on the way.

“A well-educated citizen is a good citizen” he would quote.

“Aw, Dad/Mom,” I said. “That’s an oldie from the days when we had a government. And States.”

“Glad you caught that,” Dad/Mom said. “But I have a real surprise for you! Just a little ways.”

“What surprise?” I asked, but He/She just smiled.

After a few more minnics I glanced down from the hoverflyer through the tinted glass.

“Hey, that’s a road down there!” I said pointing. I knew about roads. In school, Team J had done a report on them complete with digital of one of the team members walking along an old one and tripping on part of the warped, what did they call it? Pavement? They got the class medal that week. Me, I had only seen a couple of real roads and most of them didn’t go anywhere. But the one beneath us was long and grey and it didn’t look disturbed even after all the time that had passed.

“We’ll just be down for a monment,” Dad/Mom said.

The hoverflyer landed beside the road on a crumpled ground of some red stone. I reached down to touch it. There were big red rock formations all over the area. They weren’t glowing but that wasn’t always an indication. Still, I knew Dad/Mom would not have brought me here if there was anything unsafe to touch.

“Over here,” Dad/Mom said, actually walking on the road. “Just a short ways.”

I followed him, breathing in uncycled air and feeling the flat, hard road under my shoes.

“Right here,” Dad/Mom said. There was a large sign, almost as tall as Dad/Mom and taller than me just off the road. It was some kind of sturdy board. “Do you read Murcan?”

“Of course,” I said. “I did my Languology last year.” I stared at the board. “But this is Ancient Languology. Old Murcan.”

I studied the words. The Ancient words were slightly different but not that hard to read.

Continental Divide

Elevation 7,295 feet

Rainfall divides at this point

To the West it drains

Into the Pacific Ocean

And the remaining words were worn away. Maybe by the curious feeling antiquity with their fingers.

“Some of these signs have been preserved,” Dad/Mom said. “By Antiquarians.”

“Like the number signs they find along the roads!” I said. “40. 66. Numbers like that. And that Ocean thing. That’s Pre-Bay, isn’t it?”

“Yes,” Dad/Mom said smiling. “But the reason I wanted you to see this is because it’s history. This dates back to when this was a country, a city-state. Before everything was divided. Before the Old World was erased.”

“Ahwow!” I breathed.

“Want another surprise?” Dad/Mom asked. “Look here.”

I walked around to the other side of the sign. There were Murcan words on it too. I started reading them aloud. Then I laughed.

“The same thing as the other words!” I said, still laughing. Dad/Mom laughed too.

“This has been preserved,” he/she said. “Hopefully you can show your offspring this someday.”

I nodded, looking out to the horizon, wondering how far this road still extended; where had it led in the Ancient Days?

“Better go now,” Dad/Mom said.

I nodded. We got in the hoverflyer and headed on to the Bay.

—end—

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d taken the picture at the Continental Divide sign in New Mexico along Highway 40 in the desert. And I’d seen San Francisco Bay earlier in the week. So all of that went in here. An old-fashioned sci-fi story? Obvious social commentary? Probably.

———–jeff

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Progress Report for May/June 2024, from Jeff Baker.

In the sun in San Francisco.

Progress Report May/June 2024 from Jeff Baker

Decided to write up a scene for a story I have half-assed plotted out. After I did that, I found that I already had a version of the same scene in a file from a year ago! So I combined and revised them. Looks good! (And now I can’t remember the title! Oh yeah; “Hi, I’m Hector And I’ll Be Your Waiter This Evening.”)

Wrote up a poem based on a line I just zipped out on Facebook late one evening. I’ve been doing that lately; letting a poem breeze out of me occasionally. A couple in the last three months alone. For this one I channeled Garrison Keilior and “Writer’s Almanac,” which I miss!

Piddled around and started another story or two which may be something I’ll finish.

Surprised myself and worked on a story I had barely looked at in ten years, after starting it in 1999 or so! Another historical mystery.

Did some unexpected work on at least a couple of other stories I had in my files. Time does help in seeing how to progress on a story.

And I worked on “Love’s Not Time’s Fool,” the story I told myself I would finish before diving into another long story or something with a deadline. I had a bunch of chunks and scenes but had to pull them together. So I did that, revised some and now I just have to write more on it and tie up some loose ends.

Wrote one (maybe two) of the QSF Columns and posted one way, way early.

And that’s the thing; I took a trip out to California, driving through Arizona and New Mexico to see a few places I knew in the Southwest during the 1970s when I had family there and I really didn’t work on the writing. I wrote the Flash Fiction Draw Challenge story early and posted it when I was heading back to Wichita.

I took a break from writing the weekly stories, I think from the end of May until about June 16th when I got back in town. But I’d posted a picture for the 21st (one I took on vacation!) and wrote the story up in an hour or so! It felt good to be back in harness doing that and the column for next month (July.) I thought I was going to do some writing but I didn’t! Actually got a rejection out there in California and took a bunch of notes. The drive was long but the stay in Livermore was very much a largely non-working vacation, even if I did piddle around on the internet a lot! (Research? Har-har!)

Re-read a story Darryl had given me background for (and he didn’t want his name on it so if we were paid for it it wouldn’t mess up his Social Security!) and found a couple of big gaffes I had in the story when I submitted it a few years ago. Fixed it. Found market, sent it off, with Darryl’s and my names on it.

I’ve been doing pretty good at my pledge to finish stuff in my files that I can send off. I have a project I’ll be co-writing coming up later in the year. Maybe two!

So I have more stuff to finish and polish, even after taking a much-needed break.

That’s about it for now!

—-jeff baker, Wichita, KS June 20th, 2024.

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Travelling Reading Report, May/June 2024 from Jeff Baker.

Reading Report May/June, 2024 from Jeff Baker

For Arthur Conan Doyle’s May 22nd birthday, I head his “The Mystery Of Sasassa Valley.” One of Doyle’s first published stories (from 1879!) and still fun!

Also read Doyle’s Brigadier Gerard story “How The Brigadier Rode To Minsk.”

Read a chapter of ‘Nathan Burgoine’s “Triad Magic.”

Got Stephen King’s new collection “You Like It Darker.” Read “Willie the Weirdo,” a short tale which is one of King’s “go for the gross-out” stories. But the last line has a revelation that ties everything together.

Went out-of-town on family business and a vacation. Actually drove from Kansas through Albuquerque, NM (where I had family decades ago!) and Flagstaff, AZ (Beautiful!) and on to San Francisco, CA and Livermore CA where I stayed with friends and really didn’t do a lot of reading for a couple of weeks, except an in-progress graphic novel (which I will talk about when I can!) and a story by M. D. Neu (“Thanksgiving Pie”)in the anthology “Queer Cheer,” which I bought at Sacramento Pride and he autographed to me!

Went to “City Lights Bookstore” in SF and got the City Lights Pocket Poets Anthology which I’ve been skimming through. (The editor was Lawrence Ferlinghetti, how cool is that?)

Also been reading J. Scott Coatsworth’s weekly serial “Down The River.” And I finally met Scott at Sac Pride and he autographed a few books for me!

Speaking of online reading, I’ve been doing my usual read of Kaje Harper’s fine weekly stories on her Facebook page. Not to be missed. (Links to Scott’s and Kaje’s pages below.)

Got a fun picture book in Niles, CA “S Is For San Francisco.” Pictures and text are perfectly done. Written by Maria Kernahan, and illustrated by Michael Schafbuch.

Read some of Scotty Bowers’ memoir “Full Service” about his days working at a gas station in Hollywood and, uh, servicing Hollywood celebrities. (It took me a bit to catch the double meaning of the title!) The most memorable bit is when he describes living through the horrors of WWII in the Pacific and swearing if he got home he was going to enjoy himself.

And I have more books to read, including one I’m going to write up for a column!

—–jeff baker, Wichita, KS June 20th, 2024

LINKS

J. Scott Coatsworth’s “Down The River” https://www.jscottcoatsworth.com/category/features/serial/

Kaje’s Conversation Corner https://www.facebook.com/groups/208207893795147

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An Aversion To Crimes? Not In the June Flash Fiction Draw Challenge! (A Little Late!) June 16, 2024.

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Hi, again! Mike here, also known as “Jeff Baker.”

The draws for the June 2024 FFDC were:

A Mystery

Set in a Roomfull of Hats

Involving a Giant Penny

I’ve been traveling the last two weeks, so this is way off schedule. Nonetheless, we have (I think) some good stories

E. H. Timms wrote “The Mysterious Aversion to the Obvious” https://thinkingthinking123.blogspot.com/2024/06/flash-fic-challenge-mysterious-aversion.html

And I wrote: “The Magic Hat Crimes” https://authorjeffbaker.com/2024/06/16/a-giant-penny-for-your-thoughts-the-magic-hat-crimes-much-delayed-flash-fiction-draw-challenge-story-for-june-2024-from-jeff-baker/

Remember, it’s never too late to write a story of your own, post it in the comments and join in the fun!

We’ll be back on the regular schedule for July, with the draws on Monday, July 8th, 2024.

Take care! ——mike

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